Virtual journal

Fascinated with the way americans can simply be legally named acronyms. Heard a story of a guy named JB who moved to Iceland and when he applied for his driver's license and wrote down his name as simply "JB" they were like "that's gonna be confusing, you need to write 'J (only)' and 'B (only)'" and so he did. And well I guess that's how you end up with a license that identifies you as Jonly Bonly

Ok. What you're gonna want to do is chop up a cucumber and put it in a bowl. Then you're gonna sprinkle a generous portion of salt on top. Then you're gonna drizzle them with a balsamic vinaigrette and gently shake to combine, leaving you with a cool and refreshing summer snack. In 15 seconds dangerous and burly men are going to drag me away to an unknown second location. Remember everything I've taught you. I love you

Many different species of lethal embarrassment in the world, but none quite so lethal as convincing a friend to sit down and watch a movie/show which changed your life when you first saw it only to realize with dawning horror that it's mid at best.

you think you’re sisyphus but you’re actually the fuckass boulder

at least sisyphus only had one never-ending task. i have like 50 and all of them cost money