all-purpose skeleton

"oh that makes sense" worldbuilding is nothing in the face of "hehe that's evil put it in" worldbuilding

hoes (things i forgot to do) in my dms (reminders app)

call me a pogo stick the way i can't be effectively used on dirt and also have caused numerous childhood injuries

that very relatable moment when you're trying to figure out a voice for a character and accidentally start doing a drifter deadlock impression

the gender neutral urge to replace all of your teeth with baby swordfish

my cat has learned how to unplug my phone its actually so over

its just one of those days where you have to rip your limbs off and use the flesh as a medium of creating your swarm of miniature frog-rat-crow familiars, you know?

fun enrichment idea: electric chair

i feel like "most likely to get rabies" and "most likely to spread rabies" should be two different awards but thats just me

i found out the hard way that swiss miss has milk in the powder

still lame that bones are on the inside