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@patches-and-notes
Another blog in the EPPRBCU, fun!
This one is run by... the guy who runs status updates, oracl3 AND doctor percentile! Me again!
I don't have microsoft paint drawings of the two yet but I do have this rough draft concept drawing:
Tags:
"we're fixing it!:" job in process!
"and that's not even all of it!:" list of bugs we've already fixed!
"on the bug-hunt!:" looking for things to fix!
if i don't tag things correctly it's because i don't really care
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Give that briefcase back!
@patches-and-notes
"Hi Tom!" "No" "Hey Check Out What I Found While Perusing This Record Of The Elysium Forums"
"Oh And There's More Actually"
"Oh And One More"
"Anyway What Did You Come Here For" "Oh Yeah The Briefcase" "My Idiot Son Ate It" "I Don't Know Why" "He Has No Need For Sustenance" "He Just Felt Like It"
...huh?
"Oh Wait I Forgot" "One More For Real This Time"
"Yeah We Sure Would Mister Whoever The Fuck" "This Is Hilarious To Me" "Anyway Have Fun With That Bye"
[Advertsary vanishes. Notes only sees S.T.2 trying to eat a tree.]
...i'm conf- uh hey you shouldn't eat that
Give that briefcase back!
@patches-and-notes
"Hi Tom!" "No" "Hey Check Out What I Found While Perusing This Record Of The Elysium Forums"
"Oh And There's More Actually"
"Oh And One More"
"Anyway What Did You Come Here For" "Oh Yeah The Briefcase" "My Idiot Son Ate It" "I Don't Know Why" "He Has No Need For Sustenance" "He Just Felt Like It"
...huh?
Hey! You! I need that briefcase back!
@patches-and-notes
...the empty one that Two dug up? Yeah. sure. It's... somewhere on the ground. I don't remember where- oh yeah, over there.
[he points to the briefcase just on the ground, open.]
Oh. that was easy.
"I Know Right" "Let's Change That"
[The briefcase vanishes]
"Hi Status" "Hi Tom" "Or Notes" "Or Whatever The Fuck"
[the advertsary is here. you can't see where, but their voice is clearly here.]
NO! I NEED THAT!
[Notes looks stressed for once. a very rare occurrence.]
Why are you doing this?
"Bored" "K Bye"
[The voice vanishes. The briefcase remains gone.]
[Notes' tracker fails to find the briefcase.]
...oh god
honestly yeah things do feel pretty slow lately. I feel like I've been talking to the same few people again and a- you seem uncharacteristically freaked out. You good?
Goodbye!
[he vanishes again.]
Hey! You! I need that briefcase back!
@patches-and-notes
...the empty one that Two dug up? Yeah. sure. It's... somewhere on the ground. I don't remember where- oh yeah, over there.
[he points to the briefcase just on the ground, open.]
Oh. that was easy.
"I Know Right" "Let's Change That"
[The briefcase vanishes]
"Hi Status" "Hi Tom" "Or Notes" "Or Whatever The Fuck"
[the advertsary is here. you can't see where, but their voice is clearly here.]
NO! I NEED THAT!
[Notes looks stressed for once. a very rare occurrence.]
Why are you doing this?
"Bored" "K Bye"
[The voice vanishes. The briefcase remains gone.]
[Notes' tracker fails to find the briefcase.]
...oh god
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Hey! You! I need that briefcase back!
@patches-and-notes
...the empty one that Two dug up? Yeah. sure. It's... somewhere on the ground. I don't remember where- oh yeah, over there.
[he points to the briefcase just on the ground, open.]
Oh. that was easy.
"I Know Right" "Let's Change That"
[The briefcase vanishes]
"Hi Status" "Hi Tom" "Or Notes" "Or Whatever The Fuck"
[the advertsary is here. you can't see where, but their voice is clearly here.]
NO! I NEED THAT!
[Notes looks stressed for once. a very rare occurrence.]
Hey! You! I need that briefcase back!
@patches-and-notes
...the empty one that Two dug up? Yeah. sure. It's... somewhere on the ground. I don't remember where- oh yeah, over there.
[he points to the briefcase just on the ground, open.]
Oh. that was easy.
*the ghost of the anon you killed follows
*the memory of killing them will not be the only thing haunting you but they aren't hurting you either
...
SMOKE BOMB!
[He tosses a smoke bomb and then teleports away. you can see him teleport because he forgot to account for the smoke bomb's delay]
*the ghost of the anon you killed shrugs
*and congratulations you have someone whos going to haunt you until quite a bit after you die
oh no, a metaphor! i need to figure out where that briefcase is before-
[suddenly, a tracker is materialized into Note's hands.]
what the- huh. maybe this'll help.
[he starts following it.]
who opened that briefcase!?
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Forage's Roasted Cauliflower
Editor's note - I have patch notes for this recipe at the bottom, but I'm leaving the main text mostly alone
Wash and butcher a medium-large cauliflower, then chop into roughly equally sized florets. I tended to cut the big chunks into 3 or 4 florets--some of them would end up having 2 flat sides and one bumpy, and some would be like tiny slabs of cauliflower. The goal is for them to cook mostly at the same rate, but I also tossed in the real tiny pieces :)
Preheat oven to 425 at some point
Mix together 2tbsp melted butter with 3tbsp olive oil (reduce oil if your cauliflower is small), then add your spice mix. Mine was paprika, garlic powder, onion powder, Greek seasoning, MSG, salt, pepper, and a scoop of minced garlic.
**This is what I did because I was riffing off of my mum's garlic butter recipe! You could do basically any mix of spices you want, just measure with your heart and taste the oil mix occasionally to gauge whether it's as flavorful as you want it. Notes on this in the patch notes.
Put the oil-spices over all the florets, toss to coat best you can, then lay them out on a half sheet tray (18x13 inches) with parchment paper. Try to get it into one layer as best as you can. (The parchment paper isn't required, but will help make cleanup much faster.)
Put them into the oven! (It should be at 425F, I did not use convection but I think that would improve texture if you have it)
I put on a timer for 15 minutes and checked/tasted them every couple minutes after that went off. Taste a piece for texture every few minutes after the timer until they're at the doneness you want. Mine ended up going for around 25-30, I'd do a little less personally. "Doneness" in this case will be the cauliflower softening, so it's up to the texture you want.
Best served immediately and shared with a loved one to tell you just how good you did, eating straight from the tray. :)
You can eat the cauliflower leaves too--I haven't learned how to prep them yet, but a couple months back when I roasted broccoli I added some of those leaves to the tray and it was delicious. So I only assume if you roast the leaves, they'd be yummy and crispy. Just use your cauliflower relatively quickly so the leaves are still good, unlike me!
Patch notes after making this again and following my instructions:
-If you want intensely flavorful cauliflower, flavor your oil mixture until it alone tastes way too strong; I went too light this time. Still absolutely delicious because I like cauliflower, but not quite the taste that my mom and I ate a whole tray of.
-Also I'd go with the full amount of oil unless your cauliflower is particularly small, mine definitely needed it
-15 minutes at 450F results in a firmer cauliflower with more tooth and some color, which was great; if you want it softer, I'd probably go lower and slower in temp unless you're okay with a decent amount of char on some pieces
Recipe with patch notes now :)
[Notes walks in, realizes that's not what you meant by that, and then walks back out in one continuous motion.]
[Notes attempts to enter the festival grounds, before being tackled by the Statuses 1 and 2 and dragged off to the side. You hear muttering from 1 about “no, hey. Hey. Can we talk? Real quick?]
@patches-and-notes
@status-updates
⁜ Huh. What’s going on here? ⁜
[meanwhile,]
Notes, buddy, it’s not that I don’t think you should go to this festival, it’s just that… aren’t you a literal bug hunter? I feel like that might bring some bad vibes.
Sooos weweeareb arewntntenst gogongiging to stoposopst thehe sunus
Not THOSE kinds of bugs, silly! I’ve said this… I know I’ve said it before. Can’t a man enjoy a lull in his job?
Alsolapoaos youyouree a Dev Apologist
Ye- How the fuck did you pronounce that? But also yeah. You totally are. In case you forgot, Devs are not known for being particular nice to bugs!
Anynayoneneine, reeallrlrleayly!
Yeah, they’re- they’re-
[Notes’s model glitches out for a second]
Wait did you say something? Something about me totally being something?
…letetsts stontioines himhmj too drathtdthae
Did you say stone him to death? Yeah obviously not.
Yeah okay whatever we’re just gonna… keep an eye on you. A very close watch.
We dodnnit trurusut uou
Yeah.
[They approach the entrance, and allow Notes to follow]
[is there like a gate orrrrr]
(@bug-duo-gyne-and-jewelia)
((Yeah there’s gates.))
⁜ …Apologies, but for the sake of security… What exactly happened back there? ⁜
Oh, it’s just…
[1 leans in to whisper]
Guy’s an inherent Dev Apologist and literal bug hunter, and no matter how much he says he’s only allowed to hunt non-sentient bugs, I just have a bad feeling. Me and my me-plus-one are gonna keep an eye on him.
⁜ … ⁜
⁜ You three are on thin ice. But as long as you keep a very, VERY close eye on them… I suppose you’re allowed in. But the moment something happens, we still have the right to kick you out. ⁜
What- what did I do?
Got it, thank you.
Heyeyhehyehyeyhe I havhrhagva a queuasuti-
Don’t ask them about the sun thing two. Get over it.
⁜ You didn’t do anything, and I apologize if I’m being a bit rough. It’s just that we’ve been informed of a danger to everyone’s safety possibly showing up to disrupt the Festival, and Security is tightened to help minimize any damage. ⁜
Oh, I see.
What’s the danger?
⁜ Just keep this to yourself and don’t tell a soul, but… ⁜
⁜ We’ve been informed that Tyria has escaped the TTC, and while I have been assured that our informant is handling it, Security is still pretty… It’s going to be much tighter than it would’ve been if nothing happened. ⁜
Ah, I- wait, Tyria?
[Notes attempts to enter the festival grounds, before being tackled by the Statuses 1 and 2 and dragged off to the side. You hear muttering from 1 about “no, hey. Hey. Can we talk? Real quick?]
@patches-and-notes
@status-updates
⁜ Huh. What’s going on here? ⁜
[meanwhile,]
Notes, buddy, it’s not that I don’t think you should go to this festival, it’s just that… aren’t you a literal bug hunter? I feel like that might bring some bad vibes.
Sooos weweeareb arewntntenst gogongiging to stoposopst thehe sunus
Not THOSE kinds of bugs, silly! I’ve said this… I know I’ve said it before. Can’t a man enjoy a lull in his job?
Alsolapoaos youyouree a Dev Apologist
Ye- How the fuck did you pronounce that? But also yeah. You totally are. In case you forgot, Devs are not known for being particular nice to bugs!
Anynayoneneine, reeallrlrleayly!
Yeah, they’re- they’re-
[Notes’s model glitches out for a second]
Wait did you say something? Something about me totally being something?
…letetsts stontioines himhmj too drathtdthae
Did you say stone him to death? Yeah obviously not.
Yeah okay whatever we’re just gonna… keep an eye on you. A very close watch.
We dodnnit trurusut uou
Yeah.
[They approach the entrance, and allow Notes to follow]
[is there like a gate orrrrr]
(@bug-duo-gyne-and-jewelia)
((Yeah there’s gates.))
⁜ …Apologies, but for the sake of security… What exactly happened back there? ⁜
Oh, it’s just…
[1 leans in to whisper]
Guy’s an inherent Dev Apologist and literal bug hunter, and no matter how much he says he’s only allowed to hunt non-sentient bugs, I just have a bad feeling. Me and my me-plus-one are gonna keep an eye on him.
⁜ … ⁜
⁜ You three are on thin ice. But as long as you keep a very, VERY close eye on them… I suppose you’re allowed in. But the moment something happens, we still have the right to kick you out. ⁜
What- what did I do?
Got it, thank you.
Heyeyhehyehyeyhe I havhrhagva a queuasuti-
Don’t ask them about the sun thing two. Get over it.
⁜ You didn’t do anything, and I apologize if I’m being a bit rough. It’s just that we’ve been informed of a danger to everyone’s safety possibly showing up to disrupt the Festival, and Security is tightened to help minimize any damage. ⁜
Oh, I see.
What’s the danger?
[Notes attempts to enter the festival grounds, before being tackled by the Statuses 1 and 2 and dragged off to the side. You hear muttering from 1 about “no, hey. Hey. Can we talk? Real quick?]
@patches-and-notes
@status-updates
⁜ Huh. What’s going on here? ⁜
[meanwhile,]
Notes, buddy, it’s not that I don’t think you should go to this festival, it’s just that… aren’t you a literal bug hunter? I feel like that might bring some bad vibes.
Sooos weweeareb arewntntenst gogongiging to stoposopst thehe sunus
Not THOSE kinds of bugs, silly! I’ve said this… I know I’ve said it before. Can’t a man enjoy a lull in his job?
Alsolapoaos youyouree a Dev Apologist
Ye- How the fuck did you pronounce that? But also yeah. You totally are. In case you forgot, Devs are not known for being particular nice to bugs!
Anynayoneneine, reeallrlrleayly!
Yeah, they’re- they’re-
[Notes’s model glitches out for a second]
Wait did you say something? Something about me totally being something?
[Notes attempts to enter the festival grounds, before being tackled by the Statuses 1 and 2 and dragged off to the side. You hear muttering from 1 about “no, hey. Hey. Can we talk? Real quick?]
@patches-and-notes
@status-updates
⁜ Huh. What’s going on here? ⁜
[meanwhile,]
Notes, buddy, it’s not that I don’t think you should go to this festival, it’s just that… aren’t you a literal bug hunter? I feel like that might bring some bad vibes.
Sooos weweeareb arewntntenst gogongiging to stoposopst thehe sunus
Not THOSE kinds of bugs, silly! I’ve said this… I know I’ve said it before. Can’t a man enjoy a lull in his job?
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Gug
Huh?
I wanna pet your dog,,
[Patches, the supposed dog, moreso actual biblically accurate angel, appears]
WHAT
