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@patch-casino-owner
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You have a suspicion that one of your patrons is card counting. She’s winning pretty much every hand of black jack.
- @alicetalkstorocks
*he sighs, walking over to the table and sitting in a seat beside the person who had been accused by his staff of card counting*
Doin' pretty good at the game there bub.
Am I? I don’t think I am…
*she looks at her huge pile of chips with dismay.*
Isn’t the goal of the game to lose all your chips?
Uh..
*he was a little confused as how she can win so much and not understand the fundamentals of gambling*
The chips are equivalent to ya winnings, so they're the money yer gonna win from ya game here.
Ohhh. Well, you can have them in that case. I already have all the money I could want. I’d not mind going to a different game, I don’t want any more money.
*lucy is eyeing up a holdem table.*
Well, if ya ain't interested in winning money, I'd still recommend keepin them to keep playing, some games ya gotta buy in to play, so ya could use yer chips to play more games, and ya could definitely mess with the high rollers if ya take their chips away from them.
*he'd never met someone who'd come to a casino just for the cars games but if she's being honest then it would be very interesting, and he'll keep an eye on her in case she's not*
Oo that sounds fun. *Alice sits at the table and buys into the high stakes holdem game. She is dealt two aces. Simply checks it through and the River is a pair of aces and a king.*
*she whispers to patch, asking if this is a good thing.*
*he chuckles at her hand, not believing her luck to start the game*
I can't tell ya that bub, it'd be cheating, but just go with ya gut, seems to be working out well for ya so far.
*alice plays the hand so well, the final two cards are another king and a 4. No one folds, and some of her opponents go all in. Finally, the reveal. All 3 of her opponents have a 4, two have kings. All of them are pissed at how badly they lost.*
*he chuckles, covering it with the back of his hand*
Seems lady luck is on ya side. *He glances at the huge pile of chips she's collected*
Of course, I’m playing for the house :) time to cash out I believe.
Sometimes it's best to quit while ya ahead, although whaddya mean by playing for the house? *He stands from the table, looking at her with his one eye as if he's trying to figure out her game here*
*Alice condenses her chips and brings them to the bank. Gets her money from them and hands most of it to patch, only keeping her initial bet.* Playing for the casino’s benefit.
Well surely you would wanna be paid for that, even if it ain't as much as ya win overall, ya should keep more than just what ya spent.
You have a suspicion that one of your patrons is card counting. She’s winning pretty much every hand of black jack.
- @alicetalkstorocks
*he sighs, walking over to the table and sitting in a seat beside the person who had been accused by his staff of card counting*
Doin' pretty good at the game there bub.
Am I? I don’t think I am…
*she looks at her huge pile of chips with dismay.*
Isn’t the goal of the game to lose all your chips?
Uh..
*he was a little confused as how she can win so much and not understand the fundamentals of gambling*
The chips are equivalent to ya winnings, so they're the money yer gonna win from ya game here.
Ohhh. Well, you can have them in that case. I already have all the money I could want. I’d not mind going to a different game, I don’t want any more money.
*lucy is eyeing up a holdem table.*
Well, if ya ain't interested in winning money, I'd still recommend keepin them to keep playing, some games ya gotta buy in to play, so ya could use yer chips to play more games, and ya could definitely mess with the high rollers if ya take their chips away from them.
*he'd never met someone who'd come to a casino just for the cars games but if she's being honest then it would be very interesting, and he'll keep an eye on her in case she's not*
Oo that sounds fun. *Alice sits at the table and buys into the high stakes holdem game. She is dealt two aces. Simply checks it through and the River is a pair of aces and a king.*
*she whispers to patch, asking if this is a good thing.*
*he chuckles at her hand, not believing her luck to start the game*
I can't tell ya that bub, it'd be cheating, but just go with ya gut, seems to be working out well for ya so far.
*alice plays the hand so well, the final two cards are another king and a 4. No one folds, and some of her opponents go all in. Finally, the reveal. All 3 of her opponents have a 4, two have kings. All of them are pissed at how badly they lost.*
*he chuckles, covering it with the back of his hand*
Seems lady luck is on ya side. *He glances at the huge pile of chips she's collected*
Of course, I’m playing for the house :) time to cash out I believe.
Sometimes it's best to quit while ya ahead, although whaddya mean by playing for the house? *He stands from the table, looking at her with his one eye as if he's trying to figure out her game here*
hiya patch 😘
@wheelbarrowofstagefourcancer
Uhhhh hello? Oh another one of you red fuckers, I've not seen one of you in a while, not since I clawed a skull in
Not at the moment. Sometimes other mercs used to get pissed at me so they’d wanna rough me up a bit which wasn’t really a safety risk. It just kept interrupting my already terrible sleep. I hardly stay there anymore anyways coz I’m staying with a variant of mine.
*He rambles as he leans against him and waits for the elevator.*
A variant of you? *He raises an eyebrow, trying to wrap his head around everything Deadpool was saying as the elevator arrives with a ding and he leads him on, pressing the button for the top floor*
It’s a long story. *He chuckles as he follows him into the elevator.* I’d tell it but we’d be standing around for a whileeeee.
Ya can tell me once we're inside then.
*he chuckles too, squeezing his hand lightly as the elevator goes up and it opens to the doorway to his apartment*
Yeah, I mean I probably could but it’s complicated and I just wanna make out with you more. *He smiles as he steps out of the elevator and looks at the door.*
That one yours?
Yeah that's my place.
*he fishes his key out of his pocket with his free hand*
How about ya tell me a lil bit then we can kiss.
That sounds good to me.
*He leans against him as he waits for him to open the door.*
*he opens the door to a large living room with a massive TV and large comfortable looking white couch and a full mini bar to the side of the room*
Well make yerself at home.
*He walks in and looks around and wolf whistles.*
Woahhhhh. This is fancy fancy. Anyone would think you run a casino and make lots of money.
*He teases as he looks around before going over to the mini bar and looking inside it.
I can’t even get that buzzed but these are fancy schmancy drinks.
*he chuckles and walks in, closing his door behind him*
What would make ya think that, eh? The casino I own?
*he follows Deadpool over to the minibar*
Eh I can't get drunk either anymore, so I prefer the nice tastin' stuff to just enjoy. It's a shame cus I used t'drink to feel it but now I gotta just like the taste.
Mhmm, nice tasting stuff is way more expensive. That why you got a casino? To afford alcohol?
*He teases some more before sitting on the couch and putting his legs up.*
Hah, of course, that's my whole reason for ownin it.
*he chuckles, walking over to the couch and sitting next to him*
Or I like card games.
*Once Patch sits down next to him, he climbs up onto his lap and leans against his chest.*
Mhmm, both valid reasons.
*He chuckles.*
*he wraps an arm around him and leans back comfortably*
And maybe I enjoy watching the fucked up people who come to the casino just to gamble their life away but maybe that makes me a bad person.
*he shrugs*
Nah, I think it just means you got good humour. They’re the ones being stupid for gambling so might as well get some laughs out of it.
*He shrugs before he snuggles up to him.*
They are pretty stupid that's true.
*he chuckles, wrapping both arms around him and holding him close*
And yet you didn't come to the casino for drinks or gambling did ya.
Nope, just for you.
*He nuzzles his face against his neck a little before smiling up at him.*
So we gonna cuddle on the couch all night or…
Well I don't often sleep on my bed, usually I stay at the casino all night but, I suppose we could cuddle on there if ya prefer.
*he smiles back at him, moving his hand up and down his back*
Bed sounds good. *He says quickly, almost stumbling over his words. He takes a breath and collects himself.*
Being carried there also sounds good. *He teases before nudging Patch cheekily.*
Oh yeah? Like a handsome princess? *He chuckles, standing up slowly and putting his arm under the back of his legs and behind his back, holding him bridal style in his arms*
To my bedroom then I suppose *he smiles*
Yep, that is exactly what I am. *He says happily before kissing Patch on the nose. He kicks his feet a little as Patch carries him to the bedroom.*
To your bedroom, my loyal knight!!
Of course my handsom' princess. *He carries Deadpool to his bedroom, it's a large room that looks almost like a fancy hotel room because it doesn't feel lived in at all, except a stack of poker chips and a half dead plant on the fancy desk*
*he puts him down on his bed first, it's very comfortable*
*Wheelie giggles and looks around, his jaw dropping.* Woahhhhh, this is fancy as fuck. My bedroom that isn’t too lived in still looks like a pig stye. My bedroom at WW’s looks like a five year olds bedroom. *He says without thinking about how it sounds.*
*He lays down and makes a starfish on the bed before sitting back up and giggling.* This bed is so comfy. How rich are you????
Rich enough to have a comfy bed that's strong enough to actually let me lie down some nights when I remember to sleep. *He chuckles, sitting on the side of the bed and looking at him*
I'm sure yer bedroom ain't too bad red, though I dunno if I'm best qualified to judge, I don't go to other people's places often, or at all.
Mhmm, that sounds like a good kind of rich.
*He reaches over and traces Patch’s knuckles.*
Yeah, it isn’t too bad but it is not as fancy.
*He chuckles and scooches over to sit next to him.*
Well what do you wanna do now that we’re here?
Hmmm... I hadn't thought about it red, I don't have too many visitors, specially non as handsome as yerself.
*he raises the hand that he isn't tracing knuckles of and cups his cheek, rubbing his thumb over his cheek and grinning*
*He giggles at all the touching and then promptly hops onto Patch’s lap.*
Well if I’m handsome and you’re handsome, we should do whatever people do when they find each other handsome.
I think I have an idea of what that could be.. *he puts a hand on the back of his neck and the other on his waist, leaning in and kissing him*
If you'd like. *He pulls him a little closer*
I also have an idea. Do you think we have the sa- *He gets cut off by Patch kissing him which he isn’t upset about. He kisses him back and then pulls back.*
I would like very much so.
Hah *he huffs out with a smile, kissing his cheek and then nose* but you gotta tell me what your idea is too red
Why can’t you say yours first? *He says through giggles as he’s getting kissed.*
Hmmm, because I asked nicely? *He smiles, kissing his jaw and other cheek*
*He giggles some more before huffing.*
Fineeeeeee. Wanna sleep with you but not the innocent spooning sleeping.
Not the innocent spoonin' type, eh? *He smirks a little* I think we may have similar ideas then red.
*he kisses his lips again*
Yeah? What’s your idea? *He giggles.*
*He kisses him back.*
My idea involves sleepin together too, possibly with a change of clothes or somethin.
*he grins, kissing his cheek and putting his forehead against his shoulder without actually leaning any weight on him*
That sounds like a good idea. I gonna need help taking my suit off though otherwise it takes foreverrrrrr.
*He says teasingly as he glances down at him.*
I can give ya a hand, if you show me where I need to touch, I ain't never worked with a suit like this before
*he runs his fingers up his side, feeling the suit under his hand and chuckling quietly*
*He wriggles out from under him and then sits cross legged on the bed. He’s so bad at the whole effortlessly sexy thing.*
There’s a buckle at the top and you gotta undo that and then there’s a zipper.
*He points to the buckle on his back before smiling and tapping his feet a bit.*
*he moves further onto the bed, kneeling behind him and hesitating a second before putting his hands on his back with a small smile, it has been a while since any of this, especially with someone cute like this deadpool, he undoes the buckle slowly and holds the zipper, pulling it down half way*
Like this, red?
*He nods and turns his head to look at Patch, smiling the whole time. When Patch put his hands on his back, it felt like there was sparks going off in his tummy and he giggled softly.*
Yeah, just like that.
*he pulls the zip down the rest of the way and traces his fingertips over the exposed skin in awe, finding the strange skin texture nice feeling and attractive*
And uh, what's next to help ya take it off? *He says quietly, leaning in and pressing his lips lightly to the side of his neck*
hiya patch 😘
@wheelbarrowofstagefourcancer
Uhhhh hello? Oh another one of you red fuckers, I've not seen one of you in a while, not since I clawed a skull in
Not at the moment. Sometimes other mercs used to get pissed at me so they’d wanna rough me up a bit which wasn’t really a safety risk. It just kept interrupting my already terrible sleep. I hardly stay there anymore anyways coz I’m staying with a variant of mine.
*He rambles as he leans against him and waits for the elevator.*
A variant of you? *He raises an eyebrow, trying to wrap his head around everything Deadpool was saying as the elevator arrives with a ding and he leads him on, pressing the button for the top floor*
It’s a long story. *He chuckles as he follows him into the elevator.* I’d tell it but we’d be standing around for a whileeeee.
Ya can tell me once we're inside then.
*he chuckles too, squeezing his hand lightly as the elevator goes up and it opens to the doorway to his apartment*
Yeah, I mean I probably could but it’s complicated and I just wanna make out with you more. *He smiles as he steps out of the elevator and looks at the door.*
That one yours?
Yeah that's my place.
*he fishes his key out of his pocket with his free hand*
How about ya tell me a lil bit then we can kiss.
That sounds good to me.
*He leans against him as he waits for him to open the door.*
*he opens the door to a large living room with a massive TV and large comfortable looking white couch and a full mini bar to the side of the room*
Well make yerself at home.
*He walks in and looks around and wolf whistles.*
Woahhhhh. This is fancy fancy. Anyone would think you run a casino and make lots of money.
*He teases as he looks around before going over to the mini bar and looking inside it.
I can’t even get that buzzed but these are fancy schmancy drinks.
*he chuckles and walks in, closing his door behind him*
What would make ya think that, eh? The casino I own?
*he follows Deadpool over to the minibar*
Eh I can't get drunk either anymore, so I prefer the nice tastin' stuff to just enjoy. It's a shame cus I used t'drink to feel it but now I gotta just like the taste.
Mhmm, nice tasting stuff is way more expensive. That why you got a casino? To afford alcohol?
*He teases some more before sitting on the couch and putting his legs up.*
Hah, of course, that's my whole reason for ownin it.
*he chuckles, walking over to the couch and sitting next to him*
Or I like card games.
*Once Patch sits down next to him, he climbs up onto his lap and leans against his chest.*
Mhmm, both valid reasons.
*He chuckles.*
*he wraps an arm around him and leans back comfortably*
And maybe I enjoy watching the fucked up people who come to the casino just to gamble their life away but maybe that makes me a bad person.
*he shrugs*
Nah, I think it just means you got good humour. They’re the ones being stupid for gambling so might as well get some laughs out of it.
*He shrugs before he snuggles up to him.*
They are pretty stupid that's true.
*he chuckles, wrapping both arms around him and holding him close*
And yet you didn't come to the casino for drinks or gambling did ya.
Nope, just for you.
*He nuzzles his face against his neck a little before smiling up at him.*
So we gonna cuddle on the couch all night or…
Well I don't often sleep on my bed, usually I stay at the casino all night but, I suppose we could cuddle on there if ya prefer.
*he smiles back at him, moving his hand up and down his back*
Bed sounds good. *He says quickly, almost stumbling over his words. He takes a breath and collects himself.*
Being carried there also sounds good. *He teases before nudging Patch cheekily.*
Oh yeah? Like a handsome princess? *He chuckles, standing up slowly and putting his arm under the back of his legs and behind his back, holding him bridal style in his arms*
To my bedroom then I suppose *he smiles*
Yep, that is exactly what I am. *He says happily before kissing Patch on the nose. He kicks his feet a little as Patch carries him to the bedroom.*
To your bedroom, my loyal knight!!
Of course my handsom' princess. *He carries Deadpool to his bedroom, it's a large room that looks almost like a fancy hotel room because it doesn't feel lived in at all, except a stack of poker chips and a half dead plant on the fancy desk*
*he puts him down on his bed first, it's very comfortable*
*Wheelie giggles and looks around, his jaw dropping.* Woahhhhh, this is fancy as fuck. My bedroom that isn’t too lived in still looks like a pig stye. My bedroom at WW’s looks like a five year olds bedroom. *He says without thinking about how it sounds.*
*He lays down and makes a starfish on the bed before sitting back up and giggling.* This bed is so comfy. How rich are you????
Rich enough to have a comfy bed that's strong enough to actually let me lie down some nights when I remember to sleep. *He chuckles, sitting on the side of the bed and looking at him*
I'm sure yer bedroom ain't too bad red, though I dunno if I'm best qualified to judge, I don't go to other people's places often, or at all.
Mhmm, that sounds like a good kind of rich.
*He reaches over and traces Patch’s knuckles.*
Yeah, it isn’t too bad but it is not as fancy.
*He chuckles and scooches over to sit next to him.*
Well what do you wanna do now that we’re here?
Hmmm... I hadn't thought about it red, I don't have too many visitors, specially non as handsome as yerself.
*he raises the hand that he isn't tracing knuckles of and cups his cheek, rubbing his thumb over his cheek and grinning*
*He giggles at all the touching and then promptly hops onto Patch’s lap.*
Well if I’m handsome and you’re handsome, we should do whatever people do when they find each other handsome.
I think I have an idea of what that could be.. *he puts a hand on the back of his neck and the other on his waist, leaning in and kissing him*
If you'd like. *He pulls him a little closer*
I also have an idea. Do you think we have the sa- *He gets cut off by Patch kissing him which he isn’t upset about. He kisses him back and then pulls back.*
I would like very much so.
Hah *he huffs out with a smile, kissing his cheek and then nose* but you gotta tell me what your idea is too red
Why can’t you say yours first? *He says through giggles as he’s getting kissed.*
Hmmm, because I asked nicely? *He smiles, kissing his jaw and other cheek*
*He giggles some more before huffing.*
Fineeeeeee. Wanna sleep with you but not the innocent spooning sleeping.
Not the innocent spoonin' type, eh? *He smirks a little* I think we may have similar ideas then red.
*he kisses his lips again*
Yeah? What’s your idea? *He giggles.*
*He kisses him back.*
My idea involves sleepin together too, possibly with a change of clothes or somethin.
*he grins, kissing his cheek and putting his forehead against his shoulder without actually leaning any weight on him*
That sounds like a good idea. I gonna need help taking my suit off though otherwise it takes foreverrrrrr.
*He says teasingly as he glances down at him.*
I can give ya a hand, if you show me where I need to touch, I ain't never worked with a suit like this before
*he runs his fingers up his side, feeling the suit under his hand and chuckling quietly*
*He wriggles out from under him and then sits cross legged on the bed. He’s so bad at the whole effortlessly sexy thing.*
There’s a buckle at the top and you gotta undo that and then there’s a zipper.
*He points to the buckle on his back before smiling and tapping his feet a bit.*
*he moves further onto the bed, kneeling behind him and hesitating a second before putting his hands on his back with a small smile, it has been a while since any of this, especially with someone cute like this deadpool, he undoes the buckle slowly and holds the zipper, pulling it down half way*
Like this, red?

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hiya patch 😘
@wheelbarrowofstagefourcancer
Uhhhh hello? Oh another one of you red fuckers, I've not seen one of you in a while, not since I clawed a skull in
Not at the moment. Sometimes other mercs used to get pissed at me so they’d wanna rough me up a bit which wasn’t really a safety risk. It just kept interrupting my already terrible sleep. I hardly stay there anymore anyways coz I’m staying with a variant of mine.
*He rambles as he leans against him and waits for the elevator.*
A variant of you? *He raises an eyebrow, trying to wrap his head around everything Deadpool was saying as the elevator arrives with a ding and he leads him on, pressing the button for the top floor*
It’s a long story. *He chuckles as he follows him into the elevator.* I’d tell it but we’d be standing around for a whileeeee.
Ya can tell me once we're inside then.
*he chuckles too, squeezing his hand lightly as the elevator goes up and it opens to the doorway to his apartment*
Yeah, I mean I probably could but it’s complicated and I just wanna make out with you more. *He smiles as he steps out of the elevator and looks at the door.*
That one yours?
Yeah that's my place.
*he fishes his key out of his pocket with his free hand*
How about ya tell me a lil bit then we can kiss.
That sounds good to me.
*He leans against him as he waits for him to open the door.*
*he opens the door to a large living room with a massive TV and large comfortable looking white couch and a full mini bar to the side of the room*
Well make yerself at home.
*He walks in and looks around and wolf whistles.*
Woahhhhh. This is fancy fancy. Anyone would think you run a casino and make lots of money.
*He teases as he looks around before going over to the mini bar and looking inside it.
I can’t even get that buzzed but these are fancy schmancy drinks.
*he chuckles and walks in, closing his door behind him*
What would make ya think that, eh? The casino I own?
*he follows Deadpool over to the minibar*
Eh I can't get drunk either anymore, so I prefer the nice tastin' stuff to just enjoy. It's a shame cus I used t'drink to feel it but now I gotta just like the taste.
Mhmm, nice tasting stuff is way more expensive. That why you got a casino? To afford alcohol?
*He teases some more before sitting on the couch and putting his legs up.*
Hah, of course, that's my whole reason for ownin it.
*he chuckles, walking over to the couch and sitting next to him*
Or I like card games.
*Once Patch sits down next to him, he climbs up onto his lap and leans against his chest.*
Mhmm, both valid reasons.
*He chuckles.*
*he wraps an arm around him and leans back comfortably*
And maybe I enjoy watching the fucked up people who come to the casino just to gamble their life away but maybe that makes me a bad person.
*he shrugs*
Nah, I think it just means you got good humour. They’re the ones being stupid for gambling so might as well get some laughs out of it.
*He shrugs before he snuggles up to him.*
They are pretty stupid that's true.
*he chuckles, wrapping both arms around him and holding him close*
And yet you didn't come to the casino for drinks or gambling did ya.
Nope, just for you.
*He nuzzles his face against his neck a little before smiling up at him.*
So we gonna cuddle on the couch all night or…
Well I don't often sleep on my bed, usually I stay at the casino all night but, I suppose we could cuddle on there if ya prefer.
*he smiles back at him, moving his hand up and down his back*
Bed sounds good. *He says quickly, almost stumbling over his words. He takes a breath and collects himself.*
Being carried there also sounds good. *He teases before nudging Patch cheekily.*
Oh yeah? Like a handsome princess? *He chuckles, standing up slowly and putting his arm under the back of his legs and behind his back, holding him bridal style in his arms*
To my bedroom then I suppose *he smiles*
Yep, that is exactly what I am. *He says happily before kissing Patch on the nose. He kicks his feet a little as Patch carries him to the bedroom.*
To your bedroom, my loyal knight!!
Of course my handsom' princess. *He carries Deadpool to his bedroom, it's a large room that looks almost like a fancy hotel room because it doesn't feel lived in at all, except a stack of poker chips and a half dead plant on the fancy desk*
*he puts him down on his bed first, it's very comfortable*
*Wheelie giggles and looks around, his jaw dropping.* Woahhhhh, this is fancy as fuck. My bedroom that isn’t too lived in still looks like a pig stye. My bedroom at WW’s looks like a five year olds bedroom. *He says without thinking about how it sounds.*
*He lays down and makes a starfish on the bed before sitting back up and giggling.* This bed is so comfy. How rich are you????
Rich enough to have a comfy bed that's strong enough to actually let me lie down some nights when I remember to sleep. *He chuckles, sitting on the side of the bed and looking at him*
I'm sure yer bedroom ain't too bad red, though I dunno if I'm best qualified to judge, I don't go to other people's places often, or at all.
Mhmm, that sounds like a good kind of rich.
*He reaches over and traces Patch’s knuckles.*
Yeah, it isn’t too bad but it is not as fancy.
*He chuckles and scooches over to sit next to him.*
Well what do you wanna do now that we’re here?
Hmmm... I hadn't thought about it red, I don't have too many visitors, specially non as handsome as yerself.
*he raises the hand that he isn't tracing knuckles of and cups his cheek, rubbing his thumb over his cheek and grinning*
*He giggles at all the touching and then promptly hops onto Patch’s lap.*
Well if I’m handsome and you’re handsome, we should do whatever people do when they find each other handsome.
I think I have an idea of what that could be.. *he puts a hand on the back of his neck and the other on his waist, leaning in and kissing him*
If you'd like. *He pulls him a little closer*
I also have an idea. Do you think we have the sa- *He gets cut off by Patch kissing him which he isn’t upset about. He kisses him back and then pulls back.*
I would like very much so.
Hah *he huffs out with a smile, kissing his cheek and then nose* but you gotta tell me what your idea is too red
Why can’t you say yours first? *He says through giggles as he’s getting kissed.*
Hmmm, because I asked nicely? *He smiles, kissing his jaw and other cheek*
*He giggles some more before huffing.*
Fineeeeeee. Wanna sleep with you but not the innocent spooning sleeping.
Not the innocent spoonin' type, eh? *He smirks a little* I think we may have similar ideas then red.
*he kisses his lips again*
Yeah? What’s your idea? *He giggles.*
*He kisses him back.*
My idea involves sleepin together too, possibly with a change of clothes or somethin.
*he grins, kissing his cheek and putting his forehead against his shoulder without actually leaning any weight on him*
That sounds like a good idea. I gonna need help taking my suit off though otherwise it takes foreverrrrrr.
*He says teasingly as he glances down at him.*
I can give ya a hand, if you show me where I need to touch, I ain't never worked with a suit like this before
*he runs his fingers up his side, feeling the suit under his hand and chuckling quietly*
hiya patch 😘
@wheelbarrowofstagefourcancer
Uhhhh hello? Oh another one of you red fuckers, I've not seen one of you in a while, not since I clawed a skull in
Not at the moment. Sometimes other mercs used to get pissed at me so they’d wanna rough me up a bit which wasn’t really a safety risk. It just kept interrupting my already terrible sleep. I hardly stay there anymore anyways coz I’m staying with a variant of mine.
*He rambles as he leans against him and waits for the elevator.*
A variant of you? *He raises an eyebrow, trying to wrap his head around everything Deadpool was saying as the elevator arrives with a ding and he leads him on, pressing the button for the top floor*
It’s a long story. *He chuckles as he follows him into the elevator.* I’d tell it but we’d be standing around for a whileeeee.
Ya can tell me once we're inside then.
*he chuckles too, squeezing his hand lightly as the elevator goes up and it opens to the doorway to his apartment*
Yeah, I mean I probably could but it’s complicated and I just wanna make out with you more. *He smiles as he steps out of the elevator and looks at the door.*
That one yours?
Yeah that's my place.
*he fishes his key out of his pocket with his free hand*
How about ya tell me a lil bit then we can kiss.
That sounds good to me.
*He leans against him as he waits for him to open the door.*
*he opens the door to a large living room with a massive TV and large comfortable looking white couch and a full mini bar to the side of the room*
Well make yerself at home.
*He walks in and looks around and wolf whistles.*
Woahhhhh. This is fancy fancy. Anyone would think you run a casino and make lots of money.
*He teases as he looks around before going over to the mini bar and looking inside it.
I can’t even get that buzzed but these are fancy schmancy drinks.
*he chuckles and walks in, closing his door behind him*
What would make ya think that, eh? The casino I own?
*he follows Deadpool over to the minibar*
Eh I can't get drunk either anymore, so I prefer the nice tastin' stuff to just enjoy. It's a shame cus I used t'drink to feel it but now I gotta just like the taste.
Mhmm, nice tasting stuff is way more expensive. That why you got a casino? To afford alcohol?
*He teases some more before sitting on the couch and putting his legs up.*
Hah, of course, that's my whole reason for ownin it.
*he chuckles, walking over to the couch and sitting next to him*
Or I like card games.
*Once Patch sits down next to him, he climbs up onto his lap and leans against his chest.*
Mhmm, both valid reasons.
*He chuckles.*
*he wraps an arm around him and leans back comfortably*
And maybe I enjoy watching the fucked up people who come to the casino just to gamble their life away but maybe that makes me a bad person.
*he shrugs*
Nah, I think it just means you got good humour. They’re the ones being stupid for gambling so might as well get some laughs out of it.
*He shrugs before he snuggles up to him.*
They are pretty stupid that's true.
*he chuckles, wrapping both arms around him and holding him close*
And yet you didn't come to the casino for drinks or gambling did ya.
Nope, just for you.
*He nuzzles his face against his neck a little before smiling up at him.*
So we gonna cuddle on the couch all night or…
Well I don't often sleep on my bed, usually I stay at the casino all night but, I suppose we could cuddle on there if ya prefer.
*he smiles back at him, moving his hand up and down his back*
Bed sounds good. *He says quickly, almost stumbling over his words. He takes a breath and collects himself.*
Being carried there also sounds good. *He teases before nudging Patch cheekily.*
Oh yeah? Like a handsome princess? *He chuckles, standing up slowly and putting his arm under the back of his legs and behind his back, holding him bridal style in his arms*
To my bedroom then I suppose *he smiles*
Yep, that is exactly what I am. *He says happily before kissing Patch on the nose. He kicks his feet a little as Patch carries him to the bedroom.*
To your bedroom, my loyal knight!!
Of course my handsom' princess. *He carries Deadpool to his bedroom, it's a large room that looks almost like a fancy hotel room because it doesn't feel lived in at all, except a stack of poker chips and a half dead plant on the fancy desk*
*he puts him down on his bed first, it's very comfortable*
*Wheelie giggles and looks around, his jaw dropping.* Woahhhhh, this is fancy as fuck. My bedroom that isn’t too lived in still looks like a pig stye. My bedroom at WW’s looks like a five year olds bedroom. *He says without thinking about how it sounds.*
*He lays down and makes a starfish on the bed before sitting back up and giggling.* This bed is so comfy. How rich are you????
Rich enough to have a comfy bed that's strong enough to actually let me lie down some nights when I remember to sleep. *He chuckles, sitting on the side of the bed and looking at him*
I'm sure yer bedroom ain't too bad red, though I dunno if I'm best qualified to judge, I don't go to other people's places often, or at all.
Mhmm, that sounds like a good kind of rich.
*He reaches over and traces Patch’s knuckles.*
Yeah, it isn’t too bad but it is not as fancy.
*He chuckles and scooches over to sit next to him.*
Well what do you wanna do now that we’re here?
Hmmm... I hadn't thought about it red, I don't have too many visitors, specially non as handsome as yerself.
*he raises the hand that he isn't tracing knuckles of and cups his cheek, rubbing his thumb over his cheek and grinning*
*He giggles at all the touching and then promptly hops onto Patch’s lap.*
Well if I’m handsome and you’re handsome, we should do whatever people do when they find each other handsome.
I think I have an idea of what that could be.. *he puts a hand on the back of his neck and the other on his waist, leaning in and kissing him*
If you'd like. *He pulls him a little closer*
I also have an idea. Do you think we have the sa- *He gets cut off by Patch kissing him which he isn’t upset about. He kisses him back and then pulls back.*
I would like very much so.
Hah *he huffs out with a smile, kissing his cheek and then nose* but you gotta tell me what your idea is too red
Why can’t you say yours first? *He says through giggles as he’s getting kissed.*
Hmmm, because I asked nicely? *He smiles, kissing his jaw and other cheek*
*He giggles some more before huffing.*
Fineeeeeee. Wanna sleep with you but not the innocent spooning sleeping.
Not the innocent spoonin' type, eh? *He smirks a little* I think we may have similar ideas then red.
*he kisses his lips again*
Yeah? What’s your idea? *He giggles.*
*He kisses him back.*
My idea involves sleepin together too, possibly with a change of clothes or somethin.
*he grins, kissing his cheek and putting his forehead against his shoulder without actually leaning any weight on him*
hiya patch 😘
@wheelbarrowofstagefourcancer
Uhhhh hello? Oh another one of you red fuckers, I've not seen one of you in a while, not since I clawed a skull in
Not at the moment. Sometimes other mercs used to get pissed at me so they’d wanna rough me up a bit which wasn’t really a safety risk. It just kept interrupting my already terrible sleep. I hardly stay there anymore anyways coz I’m staying with a variant of mine.
*He rambles as he leans against him and waits for the elevator.*
A variant of you? *He raises an eyebrow, trying to wrap his head around everything Deadpool was saying as the elevator arrives with a ding and he leads him on, pressing the button for the top floor*
It’s a long story. *He chuckles as he follows him into the elevator.* I’d tell it but we’d be standing around for a whileeeee.
Ya can tell me once we're inside then.
*he chuckles too, squeezing his hand lightly as the elevator goes up and it opens to the doorway to his apartment*
Yeah, I mean I probably could but it’s complicated and I just wanna make out with you more. *He smiles as he steps out of the elevator and looks at the door.*
That one yours?
Yeah that's my place.
*he fishes his key out of his pocket with his free hand*
How about ya tell me a lil bit then we can kiss.
That sounds good to me.
*He leans against him as he waits for him to open the door.*
*he opens the door to a large living room with a massive TV and large comfortable looking white couch and a full mini bar to the side of the room*
Well make yerself at home.
*He walks in and looks around and wolf whistles.*
Woahhhhh. This is fancy fancy. Anyone would think you run a casino and make lots of money.
*He teases as he looks around before going over to the mini bar and looking inside it.
I can’t even get that buzzed but these are fancy schmancy drinks.
*he chuckles and walks in, closing his door behind him*
What would make ya think that, eh? The casino I own?
*he follows Deadpool over to the minibar*
Eh I can't get drunk either anymore, so I prefer the nice tastin' stuff to just enjoy. It's a shame cus I used t'drink to feel it but now I gotta just like the taste.
Mhmm, nice tasting stuff is way more expensive. That why you got a casino? To afford alcohol?
*He teases some more before sitting on the couch and putting his legs up.*
Hah, of course, that's my whole reason for ownin it.
*he chuckles, walking over to the couch and sitting next to him*
Or I like card games.
*Once Patch sits down next to him, he climbs up onto his lap and leans against his chest.*
Mhmm, both valid reasons.
*He chuckles.*
*he wraps an arm around him and leans back comfortably*
And maybe I enjoy watching the fucked up people who come to the casino just to gamble their life away but maybe that makes me a bad person.
*he shrugs*
Nah, I think it just means you got good humour. They’re the ones being stupid for gambling so might as well get some laughs out of it.
*He shrugs before he snuggles up to him.*
They are pretty stupid that's true.
*he chuckles, wrapping both arms around him and holding him close*
And yet you didn't come to the casino for drinks or gambling did ya.
Nope, just for you.
*He nuzzles his face against his neck a little before smiling up at him.*
So we gonna cuddle on the couch all night or…
Well I don't often sleep on my bed, usually I stay at the casino all night but, I suppose we could cuddle on there if ya prefer.
*he smiles back at him, moving his hand up and down his back*
Bed sounds good. *He says quickly, almost stumbling over his words. He takes a breath and collects himself.*
Being carried there also sounds good. *He teases before nudging Patch cheekily.*
Oh yeah? Like a handsome princess? *He chuckles, standing up slowly and putting his arm under the back of his legs and behind his back, holding him bridal style in his arms*
To my bedroom then I suppose *he smiles*
Yep, that is exactly what I am. *He says happily before kissing Patch on the nose. He kicks his feet a little as Patch carries him to the bedroom.*
To your bedroom, my loyal knight!!
Of course my handsom' princess. *He carries Deadpool to his bedroom, it's a large room that looks almost like a fancy hotel room because it doesn't feel lived in at all, except a stack of poker chips and a half dead plant on the fancy desk*
*he puts him down on his bed first, it's very comfortable*
*Wheelie giggles and looks around, his jaw dropping.* Woahhhhh, this is fancy as fuck. My bedroom that isn’t too lived in still looks like a pig stye. My bedroom at WW’s looks like a five year olds bedroom. *He says without thinking about how it sounds.*
*He lays down and makes a starfish on the bed before sitting back up and giggling.* This bed is so comfy. How rich are you????
Rich enough to have a comfy bed that's strong enough to actually let me lie down some nights when I remember to sleep. *He chuckles, sitting on the side of the bed and looking at him*
I'm sure yer bedroom ain't too bad red, though I dunno if I'm best qualified to judge, I don't go to other people's places often, or at all.
Mhmm, that sounds like a good kind of rich.
*He reaches over and traces Patch’s knuckles.*
Yeah, it isn’t too bad but it is not as fancy.
*He chuckles and scooches over to sit next to him.*
Well what do you wanna do now that we’re here?
Hmmm... I hadn't thought about it red, I don't have too many visitors, specially non as handsome as yerself.
*he raises the hand that he isn't tracing knuckles of and cups his cheek, rubbing his thumb over his cheek and grinning*
*He giggles at all the touching and then promptly hops onto Patch’s lap.*
Well if I’m handsome and you’re handsome, we should do whatever people do when they find each other handsome.
I think I have an idea of what that could be.. *he puts a hand on the back of his neck and the other on his waist, leaning in and kissing him*
If you'd like. *He pulls him a little closer*
I also have an idea. Do you think we have the sa- *He gets cut off by Patch kissing him which he isn’t upset about. He kisses him back and then pulls back.*
I would like very much so.
Hah *he huffs out with a smile, kissing his cheek and then nose* but you gotta tell me what your idea is too red
Why can’t you say yours first? *He says through giggles as he’s getting kissed.*
Hmmm, because I asked nicely? *He smiles, kissing his jaw and other cheek*
*He giggles some more before huffing.*
Fineeeeeee. Wanna sleep with you but not the innocent spooning sleeping.
Not the innocent spoonin' type, eh? *He smirks a little* I think we may have similar ideas then red.
*he kisses his lips again*
hiya patch 😘
@wheelbarrowofstagefourcancer
Uhhhh hello? Oh another one of you red fuckers, I've not seen one of you in a while, not since I clawed a skull in
Not at the moment. Sometimes other mercs used to get pissed at me so they’d wanna rough me up a bit which wasn’t really a safety risk. It just kept interrupting my already terrible sleep. I hardly stay there anymore anyways coz I’m staying with a variant of mine.
*He rambles as he leans against him and waits for the elevator.*
A variant of you? *He raises an eyebrow, trying to wrap his head around everything Deadpool was saying as the elevator arrives with a ding and he leads him on, pressing the button for the top floor*
It’s a long story. *He chuckles as he follows him into the elevator.* I’d tell it but we’d be standing around for a whileeeee.
Ya can tell me once we're inside then.
*he chuckles too, squeezing his hand lightly as the elevator goes up and it opens to the doorway to his apartment*
Yeah, I mean I probably could but it’s complicated and I just wanna make out with you more. *He smiles as he steps out of the elevator and looks at the door.*
That one yours?
Yeah that's my place.
*he fishes his key out of his pocket with his free hand*
How about ya tell me a lil bit then we can kiss.
That sounds good to me.
*He leans against him as he waits for him to open the door.*
*he opens the door to a large living room with a massive TV and large comfortable looking white couch and a full mini bar to the side of the room*
Well make yerself at home.
*He walks in and looks around and wolf whistles.*
Woahhhhh. This is fancy fancy. Anyone would think you run a casino and make lots of money.
*He teases as he looks around before going over to the mini bar and looking inside it.
I can’t even get that buzzed but these are fancy schmancy drinks.
*he chuckles and walks in, closing his door behind him*
What would make ya think that, eh? The casino I own?
*he follows Deadpool over to the minibar*
Eh I can't get drunk either anymore, so I prefer the nice tastin' stuff to just enjoy. It's a shame cus I used t'drink to feel it but now I gotta just like the taste.
Mhmm, nice tasting stuff is way more expensive. That why you got a casino? To afford alcohol?
*He teases some more before sitting on the couch and putting his legs up.*
Hah, of course, that's my whole reason for ownin it.
*he chuckles, walking over to the couch and sitting next to him*
Or I like card games.
*Once Patch sits down next to him, he climbs up onto his lap and leans against his chest.*
Mhmm, both valid reasons.
*He chuckles.*
*he wraps an arm around him and leans back comfortably*
And maybe I enjoy watching the fucked up people who come to the casino just to gamble their life away but maybe that makes me a bad person.
*he shrugs*
Nah, I think it just means you got good humour. They’re the ones being stupid for gambling so might as well get some laughs out of it.
*He shrugs before he snuggles up to him.*
They are pretty stupid that's true.
*he chuckles, wrapping both arms around him and holding him close*
And yet you didn't come to the casino for drinks or gambling did ya.
Nope, just for you.
*He nuzzles his face against his neck a little before smiling up at him.*
So we gonna cuddle on the couch all night or…
Well I don't often sleep on my bed, usually I stay at the casino all night but, I suppose we could cuddle on there if ya prefer.
*he smiles back at him, moving his hand up and down his back*
Bed sounds good. *He says quickly, almost stumbling over his words. He takes a breath and collects himself.*
Being carried there also sounds good. *He teases before nudging Patch cheekily.*
Oh yeah? Like a handsome princess? *He chuckles, standing up slowly and putting his arm under the back of his legs and behind his back, holding him bridal style in his arms*
To my bedroom then I suppose *he smiles*
Yep, that is exactly what I am. *He says happily before kissing Patch on the nose. He kicks his feet a little as Patch carries him to the bedroom.*
To your bedroom, my loyal knight!!
Of course my handsom' princess. *He carries Deadpool to his bedroom, it's a large room that looks almost like a fancy hotel room because it doesn't feel lived in at all, except a stack of poker chips and a half dead plant on the fancy desk*
*he puts him down on his bed first, it's very comfortable*
*Wheelie giggles and looks around, his jaw dropping.* Woahhhhh, this is fancy as fuck. My bedroom that isn’t too lived in still looks like a pig stye. My bedroom at WW’s looks like a five year olds bedroom. *He says without thinking about how it sounds.*
*He lays down and makes a starfish on the bed before sitting back up and giggling.* This bed is so comfy. How rich are you????
Rich enough to have a comfy bed that's strong enough to actually let me lie down some nights when I remember to sleep. *He chuckles, sitting on the side of the bed and looking at him*
I'm sure yer bedroom ain't too bad red, though I dunno if I'm best qualified to judge, I don't go to other people's places often, or at all.
Mhmm, that sounds like a good kind of rich.
*He reaches over and traces Patch’s knuckles.*
Yeah, it isn’t too bad but it is not as fancy.
*He chuckles and scooches over to sit next to him.*
Well what do you wanna do now that we’re here?
Hmmm... I hadn't thought about it red, I don't have too many visitors, specially non as handsome as yerself.
*he raises the hand that he isn't tracing knuckles of and cups his cheek, rubbing his thumb over his cheek and grinning*
*He giggles at all the touching and then promptly hops onto Patch’s lap.*
Well if I’m handsome and you’re handsome, we should do whatever people do when they find each other handsome.
I think I have an idea of what that could be.. *he puts a hand on the back of his neck and the other on his waist, leaning in and kissing him*
If you'd like. *He pulls him a little closer*
I also have an idea. Do you think we have the sa- *He gets cut off by Patch kissing him which he isn’t upset about. He kisses him back and then pulls back.*
I would like very much so.
Hah *he huffs out with a smile, kissing his cheek and then nose* but you gotta tell me what your idea is too red
Why can’t you say yours first? *He says through giggles as he’s getting kissed.*
Hmmm, because I asked nicely? *He smiles, kissing his jaw and other cheek*
hiya patch 😘
@wheelbarrowofstagefourcancer
Uhhhh hello? Oh another one of you red fuckers, I've not seen one of you in a while, not since I clawed a skull in
Not at the moment. Sometimes other mercs used to get pissed at me so they’d wanna rough me up a bit which wasn’t really a safety risk. It just kept interrupting my already terrible sleep. I hardly stay there anymore anyways coz I’m staying with a variant of mine.
*He rambles as he leans against him and waits for the elevator.*
A variant of you? *He raises an eyebrow, trying to wrap his head around everything Deadpool was saying as the elevator arrives with a ding and he leads him on, pressing the button for the top floor*
It’s a long story. *He chuckles as he follows him into the elevator.* I’d tell it but we’d be standing around for a whileeeee.
Ya can tell me once we're inside then.
*he chuckles too, squeezing his hand lightly as the elevator goes up and it opens to the doorway to his apartment*
Yeah, I mean I probably could but it’s complicated and I just wanna make out with you more. *He smiles as he steps out of the elevator and looks at the door.*
That one yours?
Yeah that's my place.
*he fishes his key out of his pocket with his free hand*
How about ya tell me a lil bit then we can kiss.
That sounds good to me.
*He leans against him as he waits for him to open the door.*
*he opens the door to a large living room with a massive TV and large comfortable looking white couch and a full mini bar to the side of the room*
Well make yerself at home.
*He walks in and looks around and wolf whistles.*
Woahhhhh. This is fancy fancy. Anyone would think you run a casino and make lots of money.
*He teases as he looks around before going over to the mini bar and looking inside it.
I can’t even get that buzzed but these are fancy schmancy drinks.
*he chuckles and walks in, closing his door behind him*
What would make ya think that, eh? The casino I own?
*he follows Deadpool over to the minibar*
Eh I can't get drunk either anymore, so I prefer the nice tastin' stuff to just enjoy. It's a shame cus I used t'drink to feel it but now I gotta just like the taste.
Mhmm, nice tasting stuff is way more expensive. That why you got a casino? To afford alcohol?
*He teases some more before sitting on the couch and putting his legs up.*
Hah, of course, that's my whole reason for ownin it.
*he chuckles, walking over to the couch and sitting next to him*
Or I like card games.
*Once Patch sits down next to him, he climbs up onto his lap and leans against his chest.*
Mhmm, both valid reasons.
*He chuckles.*
*he wraps an arm around him and leans back comfortably*
And maybe I enjoy watching the fucked up people who come to the casino just to gamble their life away but maybe that makes me a bad person.
*he shrugs*
Nah, I think it just means you got good humour. They’re the ones being stupid for gambling so might as well get some laughs out of it.
*He shrugs before he snuggles up to him.*
They are pretty stupid that's true.
*he chuckles, wrapping both arms around him and holding him close*
And yet you didn't come to the casino for drinks or gambling did ya.
Nope, just for you.
*He nuzzles his face against his neck a little before smiling up at him.*
So we gonna cuddle on the couch all night or…
Well I don't often sleep on my bed, usually I stay at the casino all night but, I suppose we could cuddle on there if ya prefer.
*he smiles back at him, moving his hand up and down his back*
Bed sounds good. *He says quickly, almost stumbling over his words. He takes a breath and collects himself.*
Being carried there also sounds good. *He teases before nudging Patch cheekily.*
Oh yeah? Like a handsome princess? *He chuckles, standing up slowly and putting his arm under the back of his legs and behind his back, holding him bridal style in his arms*
To my bedroom then I suppose *he smiles*
Yep, that is exactly what I am. *He says happily before kissing Patch on the nose. He kicks his feet a little as Patch carries him to the bedroom.*
To your bedroom, my loyal knight!!
Of course my handsom' princess. *He carries Deadpool to his bedroom, it's a large room that looks almost like a fancy hotel room because it doesn't feel lived in at all, except a stack of poker chips and a half dead plant on the fancy desk*
*he puts him down on his bed first, it's very comfortable*
*Wheelie giggles and looks around, his jaw dropping.* Woahhhhh, this is fancy as fuck. My bedroom that isn’t too lived in still looks like a pig stye. My bedroom at WW’s looks like a five year olds bedroom. *He says without thinking about how it sounds.*
*He lays down and makes a starfish on the bed before sitting back up and giggling.* This bed is so comfy. How rich are you????
Rich enough to have a comfy bed that's strong enough to actually let me lie down some nights when I remember to sleep. *He chuckles, sitting on the side of the bed and looking at him*
I'm sure yer bedroom ain't too bad red, though I dunno if I'm best qualified to judge, I don't go to other people's places often, or at all.
Mhmm, that sounds like a good kind of rich.
*He reaches over and traces Patch’s knuckles.*
Yeah, it isn’t too bad but it is not as fancy.
*He chuckles and scooches over to sit next to him.*
Well what do you wanna do now that we’re here?
Hmmm... I hadn't thought about it red, I don't have too many visitors, specially non as handsome as yerself.
*he raises the hand that he isn't tracing knuckles of and cups his cheek, rubbing his thumb over his cheek and grinning*
*He giggles at all the touching and then promptly hops onto Patch’s lap.*
Well if I’m handsome and you’re handsome, we should do whatever people do when they find each other handsome.
I think I have an idea of what that could be.. *he puts a hand on the back of his neck and the other on his waist, leaning in and kissing him*
If you'd like. *He pulls him a little closer*
I also have an idea. Do you think we have the sa- *He gets cut off by Patch kissing him which he isn’t upset about. He kisses him back and then pulls back.*
I would like very much so.
Hah *he huffs out with a smile, kissing his cheek and then nose* but you gotta tell me what your idea is too red

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hiya patch 😘
@wheelbarrowofstagefourcancer
Uhhhh hello? Oh another one of you red fuckers, I've not seen one of you in a while, not since I clawed a skull in
Not at the moment. Sometimes other mercs used to get pissed at me so they’d wanna rough me up a bit which wasn’t really a safety risk. It just kept interrupting my already terrible sleep. I hardly stay there anymore anyways coz I’m staying with a variant of mine.
*He rambles as he leans against him and waits for the elevator.*
A variant of you? *He raises an eyebrow, trying to wrap his head around everything Deadpool was saying as the elevator arrives with a ding and he leads him on, pressing the button for the top floor*
It’s a long story. *He chuckles as he follows him into the elevator.* I’d tell it but we’d be standing around for a whileeeee.
Ya can tell me once we're inside then.
*he chuckles too, squeezing his hand lightly as the elevator goes up and it opens to the doorway to his apartment*
Yeah, I mean I probably could but it’s complicated and I just wanna make out with you more. *He smiles as he steps out of the elevator and looks at the door.*
That one yours?
Yeah that's my place.
*he fishes his key out of his pocket with his free hand*
How about ya tell me a lil bit then we can kiss.
That sounds good to me.
*He leans against him as he waits for him to open the door.*
*he opens the door to a large living room with a massive TV and large comfortable looking white couch and a full mini bar to the side of the room*
Well make yerself at home.
*He walks in and looks around and wolf whistles.*
Woahhhhh. This is fancy fancy. Anyone would think you run a casino and make lots of money.
*He teases as he looks around before going over to the mini bar and looking inside it.
I can’t even get that buzzed but these are fancy schmancy drinks.
*he chuckles and walks in, closing his door behind him*
What would make ya think that, eh? The casino I own?
*he follows Deadpool over to the minibar*
Eh I can't get drunk either anymore, so I prefer the nice tastin' stuff to just enjoy. It's a shame cus I used t'drink to feel it but now I gotta just like the taste.
Mhmm, nice tasting stuff is way more expensive. That why you got a casino? To afford alcohol?
*He teases some more before sitting on the couch and putting his legs up.*
Hah, of course, that's my whole reason for ownin it.
*he chuckles, walking over to the couch and sitting next to him*
Or I like card games.
*Once Patch sits down next to him, he climbs up onto his lap and leans against his chest.*
Mhmm, both valid reasons.
*He chuckles.*
*he wraps an arm around him and leans back comfortably*
And maybe I enjoy watching the fucked up people who come to the casino just to gamble their life away but maybe that makes me a bad person.
*he shrugs*
Nah, I think it just means you got good humour. They’re the ones being stupid for gambling so might as well get some laughs out of it.
*He shrugs before he snuggles up to him.*
They are pretty stupid that's true.
*he chuckles, wrapping both arms around him and holding him close*
And yet you didn't come to the casino for drinks or gambling did ya.
Nope, just for you.
*He nuzzles his face against his neck a little before smiling up at him.*
So we gonna cuddle on the couch all night or…
Well I don't often sleep on my bed, usually I stay at the casino all night but, I suppose we could cuddle on there if ya prefer.
*he smiles back at him, moving his hand up and down his back*
Bed sounds good. *He says quickly, almost stumbling over his words. He takes a breath and collects himself.*
Being carried there also sounds good. *He teases before nudging Patch cheekily.*
Oh yeah? Like a handsome princess? *He chuckles, standing up slowly and putting his arm under the back of his legs and behind his back, holding him bridal style in his arms*
To my bedroom then I suppose *he smiles*
Yep, that is exactly what I am. *He says happily before kissing Patch on the nose. He kicks his feet a little as Patch carries him to the bedroom.*
To your bedroom, my loyal knight!!
Of course my handsom' princess. *He carries Deadpool to his bedroom, it's a large room that looks almost like a fancy hotel room because it doesn't feel lived in at all, except a stack of poker chips and a half dead plant on the fancy desk*
*he puts him down on his bed first, it's very comfortable*
*Wheelie giggles and looks around, his jaw dropping.* Woahhhhh, this is fancy as fuck. My bedroom that isn’t too lived in still looks like a pig stye. My bedroom at WW’s looks like a five year olds bedroom. *He says without thinking about how it sounds.*
*He lays down and makes a starfish on the bed before sitting back up and giggling.* This bed is so comfy. How rich are you????
Rich enough to have a comfy bed that's strong enough to actually let me lie down some nights when I remember to sleep. *He chuckles, sitting on the side of the bed and looking at him*
I'm sure yer bedroom ain't too bad red, though I dunno if I'm best qualified to judge, I don't go to other people's places often, or at all.
Mhmm, that sounds like a good kind of rich.
*He reaches over and traces Patch’s knuckles.*
Yeah, it isn’t too bad but it is not as fancy.
*He chuckles and scooches over to sit next to him.*
Well what do you wanna do now that we’re here?
Hmmm... I hadn't thought about it red, I don't have too many visitors, specially non as handsome as yerself.
*he raises the hand that he isn't tracing knuckles of and cups his cheek, rubbing his thumb over his cheek and grinning*
*He giggles at all the touching and then promptly hops onto Patch’s lap.*
Well if I’m handsome and you’re handsome, we should do whatever people do when they find each other handsome.
I think I have an idea of what that could be.. *he puts a hand on the back of his neck and the other on his waist, leaning in and kissing him*
If you'd like. *He pulls him a little closer*
hiya patch 😘
@wheelbarrowofstagefourcancer
Uhhhh hello? Oh another one of you red fuckers, I've not seen one of you in a while, not since I clawed a skull in
Not at the moment. Sometimes other mercs used to get pissed at me so they’d wanna rough me up a bit which wasn’t really a safety risk. It just kept interrupting my already terrible sleep. I hardly stay there anymore anyways coz I’m staying with a variant of mine.
*He rambles as he leans against him and waits for the elevator.*
A variant of you? *He raises an eyebrow, trying to wrap his head around everything Deadpool was saying as the elevator arrives with a ding and he leads him on, pressing the button for the top floor*
It’s a long story. *He chuckles as he follows him into the elevator.* I’d tell it but we’d be standing around for a whileeeee.
Ya can tell me once we're inside then.
*he chuckles too, squeezing his hand lightly as the elevator goes up and it opens to the doorway to his apartment*
Yeah, I mean I probably could but it’s complicated and I just wanna make out with you more. *He smiles as he steps out of the elevator and looks at the door.*
That one yours?
Yeah that's my place.
*he fishes his key out of his pocket with his free hand*
How about ya tell me a lil bit then we can kiss.
That sounds good to me.
*He leans against him as he waits for him to open the door.*
*he opens the door to a large living room with a massive TV and large comfortable looking white couch and a full mini bar to the side of the room*
Well make yerself at home.
*He walks in and looks around and wolf whistles.*
Woahhhhh. This is fancy fancy. Anyone would think you run a casino and make lots of money.
*He teases as he looks around before going over to the mini bar and looking inside it.
I can’t even get that buzzed but these are fancy schmancy drinks.
*he chuckles and walks in, closing his door behind him*
What would make ya think that, eh? The casino I own?
*he follows Deadpool over to the minibar*
Eh I can't get drunk either anymore, so I prefer the nice tastin' stuff to just enjoy. It's a shame cus I used t'drink to feel it but now I gotta just like the taste.
Mhmm, nice tasting stuff is way more expensive. That why you got a casino? To afford alcohol?
*He teases some more before sitting on the couch and putting his legs up.*
Hah, of course, that's my whole reason for ownin it.
*he chuckles, walking over to the couch and sitting next to him*
Or I like card games.
*Once Patch sits down next to him, he climbs up onto his lap and leans against his chest.*
Mhmm, both valid reasons.
*He chuckles.*
*he wraps an arm around him and leans back comfortably*
And maybe I enjoy watching the fucked up people who come to the casino just to gamble their life away but maybe that makes me a bad person.
*he shrugs*
Nah, I think it just means you got good humour. They’re the ones being stupid for gambling so might as well get some laughs out of it.
*He shrugs before he snuggles up to him.*
They are pretty stupid that's true.
*he chuckles, wrapping both arms around him and holding him close*
And yet you didn't come to the casino for drinks or gambling did ya.
Nope, just for you.
*He nuzzles his face against his neck a little before smiling up at him.*
So we gonna cuddle on the couch all night or…
Well I don't often sleep on my bed, usually I stay at the casino all night but, I suppose we could cuddle on there if ya prefer.
*he smiles back at him, moving his hand up and down his back*
Bed sounds good. *He says quickly, almost stumbling over his words. He takes a breath and collects himself.*
Being carried there also sounds good. *He teases before nudging Patch cheekily.*
Oh yeah? Like a handsome princess? *He chuckles, standing up slowly and putting his arm under the back of his legs and behind his back, holding him bridal style in his arms*
To my bedroom then I suppose *he smiles*
Yep, that is exactly what I am. *He says happily before kissing Patch on the nose. He kicks his feet a little as Patch carries him to the bedroom.*
To your bedroom, my loyal knight!!
Of course my handsom' princess. *He carries Deadpool to his bedroom, it's a large room that looks almost like a fancy hotel room because it doesn't feel lived in at all, except a stack of poker chips and a half dead plant on the fancy desk*
*he puts him down on his bed first, it's very comfortable*
*Wheelie giggles and looks around, his jaw dropping.* Woahhhhh, this is fancy as fuck. My bedroom that isn’t too lived in still looks like a pig stye. My bedroom at WW’s looks like a five year olds bedroom. *He says without thinking about how it sounds.*
*He lays down and makes a starfish on the bed before sitting back up and giggling.* This bed is so comfy. How rich are you????
Rich enough to have a comfy bed that's strong enough to actually let me lie down some nights when I remember to sleep. *He chuckles, sitting on the side of the bed and looking at him*
I'm sure yer bedroom ain't too bad red, though I dunno if I'm best qualified to judge, I don't go to other people's places often, or at all.
Mhmm, that sounds like a good kind of rich.
*He reaches over and traces Patch’s knuckles.*
Yeah, it isn’t too bad but it is not as fancy.
*He chuckles and scooches over to sit next to him.*
Well what do you wanna do now that we’re here?
Hmmm... I hadn't thought about it red, I don't have too many visitors, specially non as handsome as yerself.
*he raises the hand that he isn't tracing knuckles of and cups his cheek, rubbing his thumb over his cheek and grinning*
Hello Mr. Patch! Does the casino still need staff members?
It depends what part ya wanna work at honestly
oliver is in simpler clothes this time around, a plain white button-up and black pants.
“yes, sir. lead the way.”
-🪵
"Welcome to ya first day on the job, obviously yer on shift in two hours, but if we get this finished up quickly and ya choose to start work early, ya do get paid for that extra time."
He leads Oliver through the main casino floor and past the tables, through a staff only door.
hiya patch 😘
@wheelbarrowofstagefourcancer
Uhhhh hello? Oh another one of you red fuckers, I've not seen one of you in a while, not since I clawed a skull in
Not at the moment. Sometimes other mercs used to get pissed at me so they’d wanna rough me up a bit which wasn’t really a safety risk. It just kept interrupting my already terrible sleep. I hardly stay there anymore anyways coz I’m staying with a variant of mine.
*He rambles as he leans against him and waits for the elevator.*
A variant of you? *He raises an eyebrow, trying to wrap his head around everything Deadpool was saying as the elevator arrives with a ding and he leads him on, pressing the button for the top floor*
It’s a long story. *He chuckles as he follows him into the elevator.* I’d tell it but we’d be standing around for a whileeeee.
Ya can tell me once we're inside then.
*he chuckles too, squeezing his hand lightly as the elevator goes up and it opens to the doorway to his apartment*
Yeah, I mean I probably could but it’s complicated and I just wanna make out with you more. *He smiles as he steps out of the elevator and looks at the door.*
That one yours?
Yeah that's my place.
*he fishes his key out of his pocket with his free hand*
How about ya tell me a lil bit then we can kiss.
That sounds good to me.
*He leans against him as he waits for him to open the door.*
*he opens the door to a large living room with a massive TV and large comfortable looking white couch and a full mini bar to the side of the room*
Well make yerself at home.
*He walks in and looks around and wolf whistles.*
Woahhhhh. This is fancy fancy. Anyone would think you run a casino and make lots of money.
*He teases as he looks around before going over to the mini bar and looking inside it.
I can’t even get that buzzed but these are fancy schmancy drinks.
*he chuckles and walks in, closing his door behind him*
What would make ya think that, eh? The casino I own?
*he follows Deadpool over to the minibar*
Eh I can't get drunk either anymore, so I prefer the nice tastin' stuff to just enjoy. It's a shame cus I used t'drink to feel it but now I gotta just like the taste.
Mhmm, nice tasting stuff is way more expensive. That why you got a casino? To afford alcohol?
*He teases some more before sitting on the couch and putting his legs up.*
Hah, of course, that's my whole reason for ownin it.
*he chuckles, walking over to the couch and sitting next to him*
Or I like card games.
*Once Patch sits down next to him, he climbs up onto his lap and leans against his chest.*
Mhmm, both valid reasons.
*He chuckles.*
*he wraps an arm around him and leans back comfortably*
And maybe I enjoy watching the fucked up people who come to the casino just to gamble their life away but maybe that makes me a bad person.
*he shrugs*
Nah, I think it just means you got good humour. They’re the ones being stupid for gambling so might as well get some laughs out of it.
*He shrugs before he snuggles up to him.*
They are pretty stupid that's true.
*he chuckles, wrapping both arms around him and holding him close*
And yet you didn't come to the casino for drinks or gambling did ya.
Nope, just for you.
*He nuzzles his face against his neck a little before smiling up at him.*
So we gonna cuddle on the couch all night or…
Well I don't often sleep on my bed, usually I stay at the casino all night but, I suppose we could cuddle on there if ya prefer.
*he smiles back at him, moving his hand up and down his back*
Bed sounds good. *He says quickly, almost stumbling over his words. He takes a breath and collects himself.*
Being carried there also sounds good. *He teases before nudging Patch cheekily.*
Oh yeah? Like a handsome princess? *He chuckles, standing up slowly and putting his arm under the back of his legs and behind his back, holding him bridal style in his arms*
To my bedroom then I suppose *he smiles*
Yep, that is exactly what I am. *He says happily before kissing Patch on the nose. He kicks his feet a little as Patch carries him to the bedroom.*
To your bedroom, my loyal knight!!
Of course my handsom' princess. *He carries Deadpool to his bedroom, it's a large room that looks almost like a fancy hotel room because it doesn't feel lived in at all, except a stack of poker chips and a half dead plant on the fancy desk*
*he puts him down on his bed first, it's very comfortable*
*Wheelie giggles and looks around, his jaw dropping.* Woahhhhh, this is fancy as fuck. My bedroom that isn’t too lived in still looks like a pig stye. My bedroom at WW’s looks like a five year olds bedroom. *He says without thinking about how it sounds.*
*He lays down and makes a starfish on the bed before sitting back up and giggling.* This bed is so comfy. How rich are you????
Rich enough to have a comfy bed that's strong enough to actually let me lie down some nights when I remember to sleep. *He chuckles, sitting on the side of the bed and looking at him*
I'm sure yer bedroom ain't too bad red, though I dunno if I'm best qualified to judge, I don't go to other people's places often, or at all.

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@wheelbarrowofstagefourcancer
Uhhhh hello? Oh another one of you red fuckers, I've not seen one of you in a while, not since I clawed a skull in
Not at the moment. Sometimes other mercs used to get pissed at me so they’d wanna rough me up a bit which wasn’t really a safety risk. It just kept interrupting my already terrible sleep. I hardly stay there anymore anyways coz I’m staying with a variant of mine.
*He rambles as he leans against him and waits for the elevator.*
A variant of you? *He raises an eyebrow, trying to wrap his head around everything Deadpool was saying as the elevator arrives with a ding and he leads him on, pressing the button for the top floor*
It’s a long story. *He chuckles as he follows him into the elevator.* I’d tell it but we’d be standing around for a whileeeee.
Ya can tell me once we're inside then.
*he chuckles too, squeezing his hand lightly as the elevator goes up and it opens to the doorway to his apartment*
Yeah, I mean I probably could but it’s complicated and I just wanna make out with you more. *He smiles as he steps out of the elevator and looks at the door.*
That one yours?
Yeah that's my place.
*he fishes his key out of his pocket with his free hand*
How about ya tell me a lil bit then we can kiss.
That sounds good to me.
*He leans against him as he waits for him to open the door.*
*he opens the door to a large living room with a massive TV and large comfortable looking white couch and a full mini bar to the side of the room*
Well make yerself at home.
*He walks in and looks around and wolf whistles.*
Woahhhhh. This is fancy fancy. Anyone would think you run a casino and make lots of money.
*He teases as he looks around before going over to the mini bar and looking inside it.
I can’t even get that buzzed but these are fancy schmancy drinks.
*he chuckles and walks in, closing his door behind him*
What would make ya think that, eh? The casino I own?
*he follows Deadpool over to the minibar*
Eh I can't get drunk either anymore, so I prefer the nice tastin' stuff to just enjoy. It's a shame cus I used t'drink to feel it but now I gotta just like the taste.
Mhmm, nice tasting stuff is way more expensive. That why you got a casino? To afford alcohol?
*He teases some more before sitting on the couch and putting his legs up.*
Hah, of course, that's my whole reason for ownin it.
*he chuckles, walking over to the couch and sitting next to him*
Or I like card games.
*Once Patch sits down next to him, he climbs up onto his lap and leans against his chest.*
Mhmm, both valid reasons.
*He chuckles.*
*he wraps an arm around him and leans back comfortably*
And maybe I enjoy watching the fucked up people who come to the casino just to gamble their life away but maybe that makes me a bad person.
*he shrugs*
Nah, I think it just means you got good humour. They’re the ones being stupid for gambling so might as well get some laughs out of it.
*He shrugs before he snuggles up to him.*
They are pretty stupid that's true.
*he chuckles, wrapping both arms around him and holding him close*
And yet you didn't come to the casino for drinks or gambling did ya.
Nope, just for you.
*He nuzzles his face against his neck a little before smiling up at him.*
So we gonna cuddle on the couch all night or…
Well I don't often sleep on my bed, usually I stay at the casino all night but, I suppose we could cuddle on there if ya prefer.
*he smiles back at him, moving his hand up and down his back*
Bed sounds good. *He says quickly, almost stumbling over his words. He takes a breath and collects himself.*
Being carried there also sounds good. *He teases before nudging Patch cheekily.*
Oh yeah? Like a handsome princess? *He chuckles, standing up slowly and putting his arm under the back of his legs and behind his back, holding him bridal style in his arms*
To my bedroom then I suppose *he smiles*
Yep, that is exactly what I am. *He says happily before kissing Patch on the nose. He kicks his feet a little as Patch carries him to the bedroom.*
To your bedroom, my loyal knight!!
Of course my handsom' princess. *He carries Deadpool to his bedroom, it's a large room that looks almost like a fancy hotel room because it doesn't feel lived in at all, except a stack of poker chips and a half dead plant on the fancy desk*
*he puts him down on his bed first, it's very comfortable*
hiya patch 😘
@wheelbarrowofstagefourcancer
Uhhhh hello? Oh another one of you red fuckers, I've not seen one of you in a while, not since I clawed a skull in
Not at the moment. Sometimes other mercs used to get pissed at me so they’d wanna rough me up a bit which wasn’t really a safety risk. It just kept interrupting my already terrible sleep. I hardly stay there anymore anyways coz I’m staying with a variant of mine.
*He rambles as he leans against him and waits for the elevator.*
A variant of you? *He raises an eyebrow, trying to wrap his head around everything Deadpool was saying as the elevator arrives with a ding and he leads him on, pressing the button for the top floor*
It’s a long story. *He chuckles as he follows him into the elevator.* I’d tell it but we’d be standing around for a whileeeee.
Ya can tell me once we're inside then.
*he chuckles too, squeezing his hand lightly as the elevator goes up and it opens to the doorway to his apartment*
Yeah, I mean I probably could but it’s complicated and I just wanna make out with you more. *He smiles as he steps out of the elevator and looks at the door.*
That one yours?
Yeah that's my place.
*he fishes his key out of his pocket with his free hand*
How about ya tell me a lil bit then we can kiss.
That sounds good to me.
*He leans against him as he waits for him to open the door.*
*he opens the door to a large living room with a massive TV and large comfortable looking white couch and a full mini bar to the side of the room*
Well make yerself at home.
*He walks in and looks around and wolf whistles.*
Woahhhhh. This is fancy fancy. Anyone would think you run a casino and make lots of money.
*He teases as he looks around before going over to the mini bar and looking inside it.
I can’t even get that buzzed but these are fancy schmancy drinks.
*he chuckles and walks in, closing his door behind him*
What would make ya think that, eh? The casino I own?
*he follows Deadpool over to the minibar*
Eh I can't get drunk either anymore, so I prefer the nice tastin' stuff to just enjoy. It's a shame cus I used t'drink to feel it but now I gotta just like the taste.
Mhmm, nice tasting stuff is way more expensive. That why you got a casino? To afford alcohol?
*He teases some more before sitting on the couch and putting his legs up.*
Hah, of course, that's my whole reason for ownin it.
*he chuckles, walking over to the couch and sitting next to him*
Or I like card games.
*Once Patch sits down next to him, he climbs up onto his lap and leans against his chest.*
Mhmm, both valid reasons.
*He chuckles.*
*he wraps an arm around him and leans back comfortably*
And maybe I enjoy watching the fucked up people who come to the casino just to gamble their life away but maybe that makes me a bad person.
*he shrugs*
Nah, I think it just means you got good humour. They’re the ones being stupid for gambling so might as well get some laughs out of it.
*He shrugs before he snuggles up to him.*
They are pretty stupid that's true.
*he chuckles, wrapping both arms around him and holding him close*
And yet you didn't come to the casino for drinks or gambling did ya.
Nope, just for you.
*He nuzzles his face against his neck a little before smiling up at him.*
So we gonna cuddle on the couch all night or…
Well I don't often sleep on my bed, usually I stay at the casino all night but, I suppose we could cuddle on there if ya prefer.
*he smiles back at him, moving his hand up and down his back*
Bed sounds good. *He says quickly, almost stumbling over his words. He takes a breath and collects himself.*
Being carried there also sounds good. *He teases before nudging Patch cheekily.*
Oh yeah? Like a handsome princess? *He chuckles, standing up slowly and putting his arm under the back of his legs and behind his back, holding him bridal style in his arms*
To my bedroom then I suppose *he smiles*