I hate it when youβre reading smut and you canβt figure out what position theyβre in.
sometimes it just ends up being something like
ITS BACK
YβALL NEED JESUS
Please stop reblogging this post
This post made my water break
In honor of my daughterβs first birthday next week, Iβm sharing the post that made me laugh so hard that it broke my water.
WHAT
God, I love this accursed website.
Hey internet, the girl that was born from this post is 4 years old today (July 2 2021) also, the gif still makes me laugh. Happy Birthday, Marceline!!
Happy July 2nd, 2024, guess Marceline is 7 now
Happy July 2nd, 2025; sheβs 8 now (5am for me)
Happy Birthday to my Marceline, 8 years ago today (July 2, 2025) she came into this world five days before her due date to see wtf was so funny π€£ this post, like many other things, are on a long list of topics to discuss when sheβs older lol
Happy 9th Birthday Little Marceline!!! (July 2 2026)
Itβs July 2 2026 internet, help me wish a Happy Birthday to my brilliant and beautiful 9 year old, Marceline! Iβve shown her (most of) the comments and she says βthank u internet ππβ




















