pastelspindash

Me and my color coded friendgroup are gonna beat your ass

the flowers are the kind of characters lovingly hand crafted to be applied to tumblr posts such as the apply juice one i think. and there's a beauty in that certainly

we saw you from across the bar and you looked really anxious. can you tell us five things you can see, four things you can hear. okay good, we’re glad you’re okay. do you wanna come home with us and have a threesome?

puts my uncomfortably wet hand on your shoulder. see here, gay boy- can i call you gay boy?

i just got the "see where your blood has gone!" email from giving blood but it glitched and just showed me my current location. which. theyre not wrong. that is where most of my blood is