How to: Make a Sugaring Profile
I feel like I am making a series out of these, haha, but they are fun! Men want the best, especially rich men, they think they can buy gold with green. They cannot, there money couldn’t buy the most decadent of women on Earth and that is why we hold the power. But, first you have to catch the fish to eat it, so let’s catch that fucking fish.
He Wants:
The Classy Sugar Baby: a woman with modesty and morals, a boss that hides behind smiling lips. She is smart, well educated, cultured and calculating.
Hello, you may call me _____. I hope my looks captured your eyes but I’m certain my brains will catch your heart. I’m an educated woman looking for an equally intelligent man to take me out and show me his lifestyle. I enjoy the finer things but not alone, so maybe we can take on life together one day at a time. Please message me if you’re a man who can keep up, likes fine conversation and even finer wine.
The Slutty Sugar Baby: a woman he can take to party, strip club, gentlemen’s club, possible pay-for-play.
Hi! I’m ____. I’m like a present, with every piece of tape you peel off, your anticipation heightens. I love adventure, living life to the fullest and making the most out of each minute! Why not do it in style? Let’s go out for drinks and see if we compliment each other!
The Lolita Sugar Baby: a woman who looks like child dressed up to look like a woman. Someone he can have the constant advantage on, take care of like he would a baby, and protect.
Hello, handsome, my name is _____. I am looking for a male who knows who is, what he wants and is willing to share his knowledge. I am eager to be taught and entertained and a man of wisdom is what I need. I am a young girl who is seeking an older man to help me through my life, living is nothing if you aren’t doing it with someone else, right? How about we help each other out? Talk to me if you’re interested.
The Fuck-You Sugar Baby: a woman who is so sexy she makes every man jealous. Older men like this one, it’s the simple fuck you to everyone who told these men they were too old and too gross to get someone so sexy.
Hey, honey my name is ____ and my job is making you feel young again! I will be as generous to you as you are to me, and you’ll remember what it meant to have your heart skip a beat! If you wanna make memories, message me.
The Discreet Sugar Baby: a woman who wants something short, sweet, and simple with no attachments and no drama.
Hello, I am not your average sugar baby. You can call me ____. I am very low key and seeking a man who wants a long term satisfying arrangement. We can be each other’s enigma’s. I’m a smart, sweet girl who is down to Earth and just asks for a man to be the same. I’ll save you the trouble of all these other girls on this sight, ‘cause I could you make you happy. Just find out for yourself and message me.
The Barbie Doll Sugar Baby: a woman who is blonde, tall, and dumb. Usually this men who have not had a sugar baby expect Paris Hilton. Perfect, perky and accommodating.
Hello, :). My name is ____! I am very excited to go on this journey and would love someone to show me how its done. I’ve always loved older men, they are gentlemen and that is what a lady needs. We can go out to dinner at night and in the morning share breakfast in bed! I am just a kind girl who wants a little companionship and someone to spoil me a little.
The Boss Sugar Baby: a woman who is independent, takes what she wants and when she wants it. She’s a boss ass bitch, and yes some men like that.
How are you doing? I’m ____. I’m looking for a man who knows what he is about and doesn’t mind my independence. I’m an intelligent girl who is looking for a partner in crime to go out, forget a little and enjoy our time together. I want to benefit you as you do me, as long as you’re good at what you do, then you’ll get the best. Let’s cut to it, you’re time is valuable and I can save you the trouble. Drop me a line?
So, these are the core personalities I have seen on sugaring websites and I have issued out a paragraph for each. Obviously, you change these up, make ‘em more your own but I think these are good outlines. Keep it catchy, short, throw some keywords in there, and make sure your personality SHINES. They know what they want, they do, and will look for characteristics they want.
Make sure you are vague about the arrangement till they message you, it can come off too much like a transaction. Which they can really dislike, they wanna pretend you’re as much into this as they are. Be friendly but affirmative and professional. I know that sounds strange but this is a job, for the most part. Of course, these roles I have stated DO NOT DEFINE all sugar babies or even some that resemble them. They are simply guidelines for what some POTs look for, which is what a profile is: advertising.
Make sure it entices them challenges them, manipulates them, gives them something they haven’t seen, sounds believable and different. Think of yourself like wine, now what would the back of your label say?
Make sure to get a picture of your face (no duck faces, make sure your make up is heavy so it shows up and smile!), two of your full body, and one either in a bikini or doing something active and mention it in your profile. Keep it classy! Always blur or black out your eyes on a photo and make sure they do not exist on any other social networking site. In fact, make your Facebook private as you can so it cannot be linked to it and your SA and not at all recognizable to people who could know you.
Remember, do not cheapen your worth or sell yourself. Sex worker doesn’t mean you’re below any CEO, honey. You work just as hard!
Good luck, XO, CSQ.
