over the garden wall to me

Regardless of the length of life a résumé is best kept short.

Concise, well-chosen facts are de rigueur. Landscapes are replaced by addresses, shaky memories give way to unshakable dates.

Of all your loves mention only the marriage, of all your children only those who were born.

Who knows you counts more than who you know. Trips only if taken abroad.

Memberships in what but without why. Honors, but not how they were earned. Write as if you’d never talked to yourself and always kept yourself at arm’s length.

Pass over in silence your dogs, cats, birds, dusty keepsakes, friends, and dreams.

Price, not worth, and title, not what’s inside. His shoe size, not where he’s off to, that one you pass yourself off as.

In addition, a photograph with one ear showing. What matters is its shape, not what it hears.

What is there to hear, anyway? The clatter of paper shredders.