@smeyer if I’m not supposed to like the wolfpack why are they cool as fuck

i made a who’s your olympic coven spouse quiz and its definitive lmk who your sexy spouse is 

every time i think, i take 10 damage

when edwards like. i had to stop murdering child molesters bc killing is wrong 🙄😥 rosalies so petty for getting revenge on the men who killed her 😭 im so evil i break laws 😟😩 like breaking & entering 😤 im a monster 👿😰🥺 but the REAL meanies 😡 are the native americans who are afraid of me bc they literally know im a vampire 😳🤯 and mike newton bc he asked bella to prom🙅‍♂️🔪

sue clearwater deserves the same love and attention that esme gets on here. she loves and supports leah and seth while grieving the loss of her husband and learning the ins and outs of having a position on the council when she’s probably never even been to a meeting before. she finds a friend in charlie and they connect over how empty the house can feel when your spouse is gone and learn the beauty of second love together. she’s inspiring and powerful and she deserves the character development the fandom gives to so many other characters

Imagine this... Turning Page, but sung by Robert Pattinson.

“yuhluv isma turnnnnnpage wurownly sweeeetwahhhhh mAAAAIIIIN”

It would be an unintelligible MASTERPIECE

it’s 3am and I can’t stop laughing at this someone send help

Especially because they left her when THEY KNEW SHE WAS BEING HUNTED!!! Without the wolves coming and CLEANING UP THEIR MESS Bella would have literally been TORTURED TO DEATH BY A VAMPIRE!!! How about you idiots be grateful that the wolves came and saved her?! Instead of complaining because they might hurt her, when they had literally no evidence that would happen??? And seriously, the audacity to say that the wolves might hurt her, when JASPER HAD JUST TRIED TO KILL HER. ALONG WITH DOZENS OF OTHER VAMPIRES!!

Billy Black saying “I’m down with the kids” is so cute I’m crying I don’t think Billy gets enough love he’s just this old man burdened with the task of keeping the secrets of his tribe and he does everything he can for the pack and he went through so much from losing his wife to his two daughters moving away and not visiting and having only Jacob to fall back on which I’m sure he hated because Jacob was so young and then Jacob runs off too because of his best friend’s daughter but he still has to hold it all together and is expected to be a pillar for everyone else I literally will not take Billy Black slander in my house

i think smeyer has an issue with not allowing her characters be single. renesmee could have easily grown at a normal pace, like every other child, but she was so obsessed with forcing romance onto her characters that she created the easist way possible to make a BABY and a grown MAN be a couple...because she can’t handle people being single. jacob also didn’t have to be in love with bella. i said what i said.