Instructions for a walk in the woods
Never turn around to check behind you. Youâll see nothing, but once you start doing it you wonât be able to stop, and an ominous feeling will follow you until you donât lock your houseâs door behind you.Â
If you stand very still and listen you will hear the woods calling for you. Donât answer. Never answer.Â
Youâll hear things quietly following you, hidden in the trees by your sides. Itâs okay, theyâre just checking on you.Â
Donât be scared, but be really, really wary.
If you have a bad feeling about taking a certain path, donât. Youâll avoid whatever is waiting for you at the end of it.Â
You never know what may be buried under the soil youâre walking on. Remember that every time you take a step. Pray that whatever it is, it wonât wake up.Â
Be careful not to step on any beetle, or youâll never get rid of them.Â
If you bring a knife with you, name it. Otherwise the blade will turn against you as soon as you try to use it.Â
Make sure you remember the way back home. As soon as you get lost, youâre just another piece of fresh meat.
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