I have something else to talk about does anyone ever think about the time Ray got up to ask his LT a quick, painless question about JL and before he could even get it out, Nate interrupted him and turned to his whole team and used Ray as an example of how he doesnāt know a SINGLE THING, my guys, he knows what is passed down to him, which at the moment is literal jack and shit, unless you count the wearing of the beanies, but never fear team you ARE doing the R I G H T T H I N G and you should all be proud for what youāre doing and Nate was just on his little Moto Soapbox addressing his punks while Ray stood patiently to the side with some big olā bloodhound eyes ready to tell his proud lil LT that he was asking SPECIFICALLY about J LO, which Nate would have known if he hadnāt gone all middle school teacher on them, because the moment Nate cut him off Rayās head reared back just a bit and you could see the āoh this bitch did NOTā expression desperately trying to escape, and then Nate had to take a full seven seconds, A FULL SEVEN SECONDS, to reevaluate his choices up until then: for instance, why didnāt I let Ray finish, that would have been far less embarrassing, and also, IS J LO DEAD, would I know, how would I know, what should I do what if she IS dead and I just donāt know about it yet, and also, fuck you Ray youāre such a brat donāt you stand there looking all innocent when you have set me up for a tactical J Lo hazing I see what youāre doing youāre never this respectful are you mad I cut you off in my defense you never shut up and meanwhile Ray is just like okay but is J Lo dead Nate could you just tell me if J Lo is dead I need to know this because people come to me for this kind of information you know I am a fountain of knowledge in this platoon you can deliver your moto speech at a less critical moment this is REAL, sir, this is about JENNIFER LOPEZ, is Jenny from the block OKAY, NATE, and then Nate decides to respond in the most official way possible while maintaining eye contact to inform Ray that no, J Lo was not a part of his official sitrep, and then they both make the turtle face at each other before Nate goes on his way and this is a critical, critical moment because now I need both a gif set of Rayās tiny little head nod back and also the accepted HC that now every time Ray sees Nate he asks for J Loās status and Nate has to come up increasingly weirder sitreps for J Lo to appease their best RTO and eventually just starts doing it to get a laugh from Ray and no this is not a NateRay origin story I donāt know what youāre talking about good bye enjoy some shitty screenshots I took from my phone that are GIANT and BAD because HBOMax blocked my screenshots.
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