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Ever wanted to give someone a wedgie
    âIâm not interested in any of your weird fetishes, thanks.â

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remember when carol was kinda depressed so she fucked simon and never returned his calls
                    âWelcome to the Green Lantern Corps.â
                                                      Green Lantern OC | By Reg
                    âWelcome to the Green Lantern Corps.â
                                                      Green Lantern OC | By Reg
âEveryday I wake up knowing that no matter how many lives I protect, no matter how many people call me a hero, someone even more powerful could change everything.â
    âAll part of the job, right? Pretty sure youâre the one who normally gives the pep talks, Steve.â

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âIâm glad youâre not one of those cops who rides a horse.â
    âIâm not a cop, Clint.â
The Amazing Spider-Man 2 : Sentence Starters
âWhat happened to your face?â
âItâs filthy.â
âI was cleaning the chimney.â
âIâm coming with you.â
âWe have no chimney.â
âIâve seen the grid specs and I know how to reset the entire system.â
â_______, youâre not coming with me.â
âSorry. I love you. Donât hate me.â
âYou need me!â
âI do some web designs.â
âItâs been 10 years.â
âEveryday I wake up knowing that no matter how many lives I protect, no matter how many people call me a hero, someone even more powerful could change everything.â
âNo, I do the laundry.â
âI think itâs time I took care of my own dirty underwear.â
âNo one washes a flag.â
âLast time you did it, you turned everything blue and red, so no.â
âAll right, laundry sheriff.â
âNow Iâm gonna take back what is rightfully mine.â
âI will be like a god to them.â
âA god named Sparkles?â
âDid your âtraffic jamâ have anything to do with, I donât know, being shot at by machine guns?â
"You want me to come down there so you can kill me?â
âOn behalf of the fine people of New York and real rhinos everywhere, I ask you to put your mechanized paws in the air!â
âNo, (s)heâs doing⌠whatever it is (s)he does.â
âYou wanted to be the hero.â
âAnd now you gotta pay the price!â
âYou wanna know how powerful I am?â
âIâm gonna kill the light.â
âEveryone has a part of themselves they hide. Even from the people they love most.â
âI like to think _______ gives people hope.â
âBut I love _______ more.â
âI thought we were already friends.â
âThen letâs go catch a spider.â
âYouâre gonna wanna see this.â
âI had a friend once. It didnât work out.â
â_______ had you under surveillance.â
âIsnât that the question of the day?â
âThere really is no place like home.â
âNot everyone has a happy ending.â
âYOU LIED TO ME!â
âIâm trying to help you!â
âLet ME help you!â
âThat must be a good feeling.â
âThese look pretty important, _______.â
âHey, youâre not a nobody.â
âWe have plans for you, _______.â
âI made a choice; this is my path.â
âWe LITERALLY can change the world!â
âNothing is what I thought it was.â
âI just wanted everybody to see me.â
âI should kill you.â
âIâm gonna get you out of here, alright.â
âIâm not the one you want.â
âI want to make you a deal.â
âYou want _______ and I can give him/her to you.â
âYou were my friend and you BETRAYED ME!â
âYou donât give people hope.â
âIâm gonna take away yours.â
â_______ what did you do?â
âWhat you made me do.â
âDid you get my message?â
âIâll tell you what it says. Says, "I love you.â Because I love you.â
"They got, uh, Jack the Ripper.â
âWhat? They havenât caught Jack the Ripper yet. You didnât know that?â
âThis is most cliched hiding place you couldâve chosen.â
âIâm sorry, I didnât take us to the Bahamas of hiding places.â
âYouâre wrong about us being on different paths.â
âItâs like seeing a ghost.â
âNow thereâs nothing to distract from your unibrow.â
âYou still blow-dry your hair every morning?â
âI didnât get love vibes.â
âThatâs actually kind of what itâs like to love you.â
âHow the tables have turned.â
âHow dare you come back in here?â
âYou recalcitrant, unworthy, defective, urchin freak(s)!â
âOh, God, sorry. Thatâs just not the answer we were looking for.â
âRight as rain.â
âOkay, so, Fairy Godmother, it is time to grant me a wish.â
âYouâre throwing his/her stuff away?â
âYou mean people are pissed off because (s)he tried to turn everyone in New York City into giant lizards.â
âGives me a little extra in the cookie jar.â
âIf it was 1961, he pays me a fair wage.â
âYeah, I donât do complicated.â
âEverythingâs always complicated with _______.â
âI thought you two had broken up.â
âIâm glad youâre not one of those cops who rides a horse.â
âPeople will say I am a monster for what Iâve done. And maybe theyâre right.â
âYou are experimenting on people in there.â
âYou are not going to bury me, too.â
âThe difference is, no one is going to miss you.â
âDude. Nice arm.â
âItâs just all in the wrist, buddy.â
âSpeaking of progress, youâre looking better.â
âIt comes and goes.â
âI hate this song!â
âYou have such potential, _______.â
âSuch fierce intelligence, and youâre throwing it all away.â
âOn my 16th birthday, you sent me Scotch. Or one of your assistants did.â
âI donât expect forgiveness from you anymore.â
âMaybe you can succeed where I failed.â
âI never told you that itâs genetic. Our disease.â
âItâs my birthday.â
âNow itâs time for me to light my candles.â
âIâm so naked in here.â
âItâs not my fault.â
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hvmnds replied to your post: SO. iâve beenâŚ. working on it.
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SO. iâve been.... working on it.
i do plan on making a GL oc at some point i just dunno what angle to take with it
carol
lackspraiseâ:
      â  HIS FROWN  is clear as she speaks, eye - line on her when she does. it was frustrating to have spider - manâs word his only  GRACE  these days. he hadnât helped matters sure, but his  father  had hampered much of his life. hampered having proper relationships within the superhero community and out. he sighs, pinching the bridge of his nose âfore waving his hand.   â   iâm  WELL AWARE,  danvers.  iâve been brought in before even when i had nothing to explain. this time iâm serious when i try to get you ahead in  DEALING  with norman ; or at least all i know thus far.   â  he murmurs, reaching into his pocket to brandish a usb within hand.
    âYour... efforts are recognized, for what thatâs worth.â Couldnât imagine what the hell it was like growing up with a super villain for a father... but then again, in a way maybe she DID. âLook, kid-â He wasnât a kid, but she certainly felt old enough to call him one. â- I get where youâre at here. We appreciate any help you offer, itâs just standard procedure these days to be cautious.â She reaches out and takes the drive in hand. âIâll have Iron Man look it over.â

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omegauxasâ:
     âHumorous.â Is what the stone faced, unmoved, unamused New God says with a thick air of sarcasm.  âSuch indomitable will in the face of adversity, you remind me of that Green Lantern.â Which one in the regard he was talking about was questionable, but in his mind given her brand of humor in the face of possible death he was going to say one of the two lesser sensible ones.
     Still, Darkseid advancesâ to the left away from this conflict, it was beneath him. His arms move to carelessly fold behind his back, feet no longer touching the ground, and nose upturned about having to be on this disgusting rock for a fragment of any kind. Not to mention facing opposition in his purpose here. He makes no advance in attack however, more towards the fragment which seemed to be on the moveâ Perhaps it was within a mortal. He could not allow for it to escape.
     âConsider yourself lucky that you are not my quarry on this day, Captain.â
    âThanks, what an honor.â She throws back, equally sarcastic. And just what the hell was a âGreen Lanternâ anyway? Sounded like something youâd buy at a novelty shop, superhero names got weirder all the time. Wait, was he-
    Oh, HELL no! He was NOT just going to float on away from her! Quickly she took flight after him. âHold on there ugly, Iâm not finished with you-â
greenringedâ:
âsure, accept help from a random space lady, why not. iâve done weirder.â he constructs another mecha robot, socking a punch right to his foe.Â
    âThanks.â And take a crack she did, her fist to the alienâs FACE that is. Man that was always satisfying, and it noticeably staggered them too. âThat all he got? I was almost hoping for some kinda challenge.â