Paroovian

“I know the real Felicia Hardy.”

“You’re one of the few who does, Petey.”

Zatanna: our odds aren't looking good but how can you think they will be better with the ghost king?

Constantine: he's been deposed and I got an in with the new guy

Danny: what up step dude Zatanna: step dude?

Danny: yeah. Stepfather is too formal and I already have a dad so step dude

Wonder Woman: how did you get Pandora's blessing?

Danny: is that what that is? I'll have to give her something nice for mother's day. She says hi btw, very proud of her niece so maybe I can get your autograph and make that part of her gift.

Wonder woman was doing a normal patrol when a child scream could be heard.

Danny: *flaying to her like a kiten searshing for confort and puting behind her back* Hi! Im brother in arms. Aunti pandora told me you are good.

Ww: Brother in arms you s-

Danny: *scared kitty noices*

WiG/bad revela or val: wonder woman. Give that dangerus scum shit back! We need to make sure to properly treing it

Dc x dp prompt

Clockwork can see every potential timeline and does his best to ensure the best possible future

That future required Danyal Al Ghul to become Danny Phantom.

So after Thalia had her twins, one of them vanished without a trace, no matter how the league searched, he was nowhere to be found.

Talia made sure Damian had the best of everything, made sure he was forged into the deadliest of warriors so no one could ever take him away from her.

But she never stopped searching.

When Danny left amity to go to college, he figured his biggest concern would be avoiding the ghosts of Gotham, not being hunted every night by a crazy ninja woman.

All he wanted to do was get his engineering degree and build spaceships!

He didn’t know what this lady wanted, but he sure as hell wasn’t gonna let it stop him.

Things finally came to a head when he was avoiding the ninja and ran into some rich kid. The boy sneered at him and told him to watch where he was going while his friend was freaking out.

“Will you shit up drake?! Shouldn’t you be in a board meeting right now?” He scowled.

Danny rolled his eyes as he tried to pick up his stuff and get away from the crazy lady hunting him.

“What the hell Damian?!? This guy is basically your clone and that’s how you react?”

Danny sneered, “are you joking? We look nothing alike!” He said, rolling his eyes. He saw the ninja lady approaching on the left. “Tch. Now I’m gonna be late for class, thanks.” He huffed and raced in the opposite direction of the ninja.

—-

Damian glared at his brother, “honestly drake, have all those concussions finally caught up to you?”

Tim just looked between him and the boy rapidly making his way across the campus in shock “Are you-“

“Damian!” Came the familiar voice of his mother “which way did he go?!?” She asked, frantically looking around.

“Who?” He asked, narrowing his eyes at his mother.

She froze when her eyes landed on the boy that just ran into him. “Your brother!” She rushed after the boy “I won’t lose him again!”

She said, leaving behind a shocked Damian and Tim as she vanished.

——

Somehow, Danny hadn’t expected things to get worse.

He should have known better.

Things ALWAYS got worse.

So now he was sneaking into his apartment at 2 am, trying to avoid not only the ninja lady, but also the entire bat clan!

When he finally made it back to his apartment he froze before his hand touched the door, sensing another person in his temporary haunt and sighing.

This was the third apartment in 2 weeks.

He turned around and vanished down the hall, leaving his key and a note in the leasing office.

He really wanted a nap.

——-

“Was it really necessary to not tell the young Phantom about his true origins?” Pandora asked clockwork as they watched him search for a new apartment.

“You are free to tell him any time you wish.” He said with a grin.

The watched as Spoiler face planted as she tried to tackle Danny before he walked through a wall. Searching frantically when she couldn’t find her quarry before stubbing her toe when she decided to vent her frustrations.

Pandora cleared her throat, “well…I don’t see the harm in the young king getting some extra evasion practice in.”

Here’s my character who needs a name:

And here’s our victory photo after I hauled boxes for him for a mission:

THIS IS SAPPHIRE

THIS IS TEAL

THIS IS PERIWINKLE

THIS IS AZURE

 AND THIS IS TURQUOISE

WONDER WHY THOSE ALL DON’T LOOK LIKE THE SAME COLOR? BECAUSE THEY ARE NOT 

OTHER THAN BEING PART OF THE SAME FAMILY OF BLUES, THEY ARE NOT ALL THE SAME FUCKING COLOR! WHY WOULD THEY ALL BE THE SAME FUCKING COLOR! DO YOU THINK WE JUST NAME NEW COLORS FOR KICKS!?!?!?

AKA "Danny Fenton accidentally hits the Joker with the GAV during a livestream. It quickly becomes a Gotham meme." DCxDP prompt! TW: Brief description of vehicular assault.

Pro tip: Don't drive while on the phone. You could hit somebody.

Okay, so Danny does ghost-hunting livestreams (endorsed by FentonWorks) and tours the most haunted cities in America. Gotham happens to be in the Top 10 Cursed Cities of America, featured by youtubers like Buzzfeed Unsolved and Netflix true crime documentaries. Danny just... capitalizes on that a bit. He needs to make money, okay?? His "ghost hunting" is mostly debunking supposedly haunted places, doing side quests for ghosts with unfinished business, and interviewing interesting people.

Anyways. Gotham City is confusing. The streets make no sense, half of the city is blocked off due to the latest Rogue attacks, and he's pretty sure he saw an ambulance smash through a barricade with zero hesitation followed by several cop cars. Danny's livestream chat is blowing up, begging to see what just happened, and he's fumbling with the dashboard phone holder when several groups of people in clown masks start swarming the street. They're surrounding the truck, actually shooting at him, a couple swinging baseball bats and crowbars. He takes his eyes off the road for one second just to check whether the GAV has its shield deployed.

One second is all it takes. He feels more than hears the thunk of something particularly human-shaped hitting his front bumper. And his stomach drops. Heart-stopping panic grips him and all he can do is grip the steering wheel and drive forward. He can vaguely hear shouts all around the GAV but shock blurs everything together until he's frantically driving away. He somehow ends up in a quiet one-way street that looks half-abandoned. His livestream comments are a mess of what just happened?? and r u okay?? and, notably: WAS THAT THE FUCKING JOKER?!

As Gotham finds out, Daniel J Fenton did, in fact, commit a hit and run on the Joker. The GCPD dismissed a vehicular assault charge as the livestream showed Danny being shot at during the time of the assault; judges would absolutely categorize the case as self-defense. The Joker unfortunately didn't die. Also unfortunately, screenshots of the livestream got leaked and now Danny's absurdly baffled and horrified expression post-hitting the Joker is trending on Gotham News.

A new trend of "Get Ready With Me to Hit The Joker With My Car" circulates, much to Danny's utter horror and mortification. Gothamites adore Danny. There's something hilariously ironic and slightly endearing about some out-of-towner hitting the only person in Gotham that everybody agrees should be dead with their car. Unintentionally, too. Even the Bats begrudgingly can't even be mad about it. The situation for the kid was clearly traumatizing and horrific.

Joker initially vows revenge on Danny for humiliating him and proceeds to put himself in situations where Danny is inevitably going to run him over.

He tries ramming the GAV with a 18 wheeler? Squish goes the clown.

He tries to sneak around the GAV to sneak attack Danny? Well, Danny can’t see him so when he starts the vehicle, squish.

Joker decides to take a break from attacking Danny to do something calming, like threatening to shoot up a gala.

Just as he’s getting to the crux of his evil monologue, there is a distant rumbling and before he can react, bam! The GAV busts through a wall, Kool-Aid Man style and rolls to a stop right on top of Joker.

Everyone is frozen for a moment before attention drifts to Danny.

Who wasn’t in the GAV.

And had been at the party the whole time.

…

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With Danny being a 'ghost hunter' and always looking horrified when hitting the Joker, and then the car just slamming through a wall and hitting Joker by chance, maybe the new running gag is that Danny's car is haunted and that ghost really hates the Joker.

Later Constantine to bats

"Ok batsy, so the situation is that his family is cursed, or blessed, everybody's guess; For like generations. They get the best outcome in the unluckiest or funniest way possible. And Danny here hates crime clowns, so if joker is near and Danny is getting ice cream, his car will mysteriously fall from a building, even if it was parked in underground lot."

Laughing magician takes a breath.