parkster :D

parkster aren’t dating (you know parker is too emotionally constipated to ever try soemthing and i don’t think chester knows how to make a move) but they are soulmates bc their souls are connected by The Horrors

this really was just me being aro and not seeing them as romantic but not in a ‘they’re just friends’ it’s a ‘they’re friends :D’

I ship parkster (the characters not the real people) but in a qpr way

parker and chester life of luxury (the characters at least) are on completely opposite ends of the stupid scale. parker is so logical and smart that it loops around to "would not notice if a demon danced naked in front of him" whereas chester is always completely aware of every supernatural thing that goes on around him but also would probably eat a tide pod if left unattended for lomg enough

yep absolute idiots who both think they’re the smart one cuz they on opposite sides of the stupid spectrum

That's so accurate :'D

Canon