go-to karaoke song? “oof, don’t stop me now by queen is always a good one! otherwise it’s an elton john or billy joel song, for sure.”

favorite frozen custard flavor from custard’s last stand? “brownie batter in winter or fall and watermelon cooler in summer. though pretty much every flavour is my shit.”

favorite wing flavor at bootleggers? “hot bbq; a classic.”

bama or auburn? “eh, probably bama.”

middle name? “joshua! got called ‘pj’ a lot when i was younger but the novelty must’a worn off because i don’t really get it anymore.”

drink you order at the bars around town?  “i have been known to order the occasional vodka mixer.”

movie do you wish the galaxy would play? “into the spider-verse. i would pay so much money.”

what position do you sleep in? “never just the one. i go to sleep in one position and end up all over the place so lord knows.”

favorite mary kate & ashley movie? “don’t think i ever really say any of their movies. i mostly watched ‘em in full house.”

celebrity crush? “denzel washington, all the time. keira knightley and ooh, keanu reeves! there’s many, many more though.” 

harry potter patronus? “took the quiz once and i got the stag! only thing i remember from the description was about bein’ a bit reckless but havin’ good intentions, so, guess it was pretty accurate.”

biggest bargain you’ve ever bought? “i probably haven’t to be honest. i just grab ‘n’ go.”

high school superlative? “think i got class clown.”

prospective name for your first (or next) child? “ooh, god knows.”

parker wasn’t actually born in frostford, but was adopted by an older couple, the baines’, when they were just a baby so has pretty much lived here their entire life. 

they have always been very outgoing & energetic, running circles around their older parents. this was partially to distract everyone from the fact that they never really felt all that comfortable in hirself, or perhaps more accurately, that they weren’t especially comfortable with being described or referred to as a boy or male. in many ways they’d felt it their entire lives but did not have the vocabulary describe their feelings until high school nor did they want any negative attention. 

they didn’t come out publicly as non-binary until they’d graduated high school though in junior and senior years they had told a few close friends and started testing out they/them pronouns within the friend group. terrified of telling their parents, parker left frostford for cosmetology school and consequently came out to their parents after they’d been away from home for a few months. as it turned out, both were absolutely fine and fully supportive.

parker came right back to frostford when they’d completed their studies and took up a position at splittin’ hairs; he’d had a job there all throughout high school which mostly consisted of washing hair, cleaning up and offering/making people beverages and snacks while their hair was done so they were absolutely chuffed when they started working as an actually qualified stylist.

they are pretty much still as ChaoticTM as they were in high school and honestly might as well still be seventeen despite the fact that they live alone and in their own place. cool with he/him or they/them pronouns but does generally lean towards they. does not shut up, will talk the ears off anyone but it just means they think you’re cool. got a pretty decent voice, you can pretty much always catch them singing along to whatever song is playing in the salon or just jamming generally.