"predator and prey"

Puh-lease, he just wants to be well rested for me. 

So how have you been? It’s been a while. 

He's only two months old, he doesn't know any better. He'll learn soon enough. 

Touchy.

It’s been a long time. How’s being a mother? Besides the sleepless nights?

Very.

You can have like 2 credit, but him sleeping through the night the night I come back- coincidence? I think not!

Maybe Jacob's so done with you, he just decided to sleep so he wouldn't have to deal with his aunt Harper?

No one was applauding.

Well you better start clapping, smart ass. 

It’s probably because his cool aunt Harper is in town. 

Nope. I probably won’t be able to believe it until after we’ve been married for at least ten years, and even then…

Don’t worry, your secret’s safe with me. But I think he’s missed you too. How’s Cam doing?

This is a thing. It’s a thing that is really, actually happening.

Then I definitely can't wait to see him. Cam's all good. Matter of fact, he's around here somewhere. I'm sure he'll be so happy to see you. 

I’m just going to…watch from over here.

It’s good to see you again though. Are you doing okay? How is everything?

Suit yourself. 

Oh come on, don’t stop now. We were on a roll.

Okay, okay, but I'm pretty sure you've got me beat.

Are you sure about that? The wrinkles around your eyes say otherwise, but don’t you worry, I can pick up some cream so they don’t show on your big day. I don’t know, he’s pretty scary when he’s upset and if his bride to be gets injured on my watch, I might be in trouble. Now, when do I get to see that dress of yours.

You're older than me, so what does that say about you? You've got a point there. I can't be limping down the aisle on my big day. You'll see the dress on the wedding day, but considering you're a bridesmaid, you'll see it before everyone else if that makes you feel better.