PARANORMAL INC.

LOCATION OF HAUNTING: The Home of Ethyl and Marybeth Cho

SIGNS OF HAUNTING: items out of place or moving of their own volition / doors that continuously unlock themselves / the couple’s cat, Socks, hissing at empty spaces / strange condensation on the windows / a sink that drips constantly with murky water

I wish I could say we might surprise you, but alas, the vibes are just too strong!

I think so, depending on how it was handled! One of our starting characters was previously possessed by a demon, so it’s definitely not out of the question, and I’d be so interested to see what someone might do with a character who is a ghost—do they know they’re a ghost? are they different from the kinds of ghosts that Paranormal Inc goes around getting rid of? why have they chosen to go into ghost-busting? do ghosts have to participate in capitalism?! The possibilities are wild and endless! 

LOCATION OF HAUNTING: Melvin Melville’s All Night Diner 

SIGNS OF HAUNTING: audio interference, including a jukebox that will only play one song / freezing temperatures near the freezer / warm temperatures within the freezer / blood coming out of the coffee pot unexpectedly / customers reporting phantom presences and phantom touches

LOCATION OF HAUNTING: Art McDouglass’ Dairy Farm

SIGNS OF HAUNTING: barn doors found open overnight / several very frightened cows / sub-freezing temperatures in select spots / inexplicably spilled milk

Younger characters are absolutely fine! Characters must be 18 or older, and their faceclaim should be suited to whatever age you pick, but other than that, they can be whatever age you’d like—

Hello everyone, and welcome to Paranormal Inc! 

Most of the information you’ll need to learn about the group and apply should be up and running on the page here, but if you have any questions, my askbox is always open, and I’d be happy to answer any questions that may come up. We’re open for applications now, and — while applications will be on a rolling basis once the group opens — our first formal acceptances will take place this coming week, on 2/25. 

JOB OPENING: Junior-Level Associate, Paranormal Inc. (Springville, OH Regional Branch)

Do you want a thrilling, fast-paced job that keeps you on your feet and means there’s never a dull day at the office? Are you a self-motivated go-getter with a passion for the weird, the unusual, and the out-of-this-world? Do you want to help ordinary people get on with their lives instead of being plagued by ghosts and other supernatural entities that just keep making a mess of things?  Then Paranormal Inc. is the place for you!

Paranormal Inc. is currently hiring Junior-Level Associates for its Springville, OH Regional Branch.

Ideal candidate has:

Experience with the paranormal and/or supernatural

A fascination for the mysterious and unreal

Strong people skills and a can-do attitude

Ability to work long and flexible hours

Ability to independently lift up to 30lbs

Interested candidates should submit a resume and cover letter of no more than one page to regional hiring manager Maggie Wisniewski, [email protected].