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Artistic representation of how the lemon was invented in the first place

I’m not wrong though they are EASILY the sluttiest fruits. You don’t see Rosales pulling this shit. I mean yeah apples will breed weird new apples but nothing fucks around like citrus.

I remember seeing a clip of this years ago this ISNT a case of lazy translation he’s literally saying “speaks Japanese” IN Japanese

this is so funny bc in Finland barista asking randomly “got any plans today?” would be generally considered weird and even creepy. Like seriously why would you ask strangers that? You only want to buy coffee why would you exchange any private information like your plans or how are you feeling. These questions are not universally “polite” bc in some cultures like here these are considered private questions reserved for only people you actually know. A cashier would never ask me here “How are you?” bc here the meaning is more like “how is your mental/physical health status?”. People don’t ask that unless they actually want to know the real answer. And lying “I’m fine, thanks” and the general pretending for appearances sake is very exhausting and pointless in a long run. Strangers don’t need to know that stuff. it’s generally better to talk about something less personal like the weather, football game etc than to pretend.

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heh... step aside ladies... let a real man handle this (does the exact same thing but worse)