When I say I'm pro-shoplifting I mean that I think all instances of shoplifting are a net good on the world, yes, but I also believe that shoplifting is spiritually healthy, that doing meaningless petty crimes will help unclog your brain of the filth they've been pumping into it since you were born into this nightmare world. Shoplift frivolously. Steal things for fun. Not even for fun, actually: do it just to do it. Even if you could afford the thing you're stealing, even if you don't even particularly want the thing you're stealing. It's about practicing disobedience. (And practicing shoplifting, which is of course a very useful skill.)














