BIG FAT QUIZย SENTENCE STARTERS
quotes from pulled from the british panel show hosted by jimmy carr. contains nsfw content. feel free to make alterations.ย
no one is ever quiet for good reasons.
do you ever think that undoing the second button from the top would be a little bit racy?
oh god, iโm crying even thinking about mufasa.
no one told me there would be social interaction, or i would not have come.
where did you learn to whisper, in a helicopter?
donโt let these glasses fool you. iโm very stupid.
donโt tell me what to do when iโm sucking your cock.
youโre presuming a lot about your attractiveness, arenโt you?
no oneโs getting laidย โtil afterwards.
it is very hard for me to climb down from this energy!
youโre doing that thing where you fancy me and youโre pretending not to.
i donโt know fuck-all about cakes.
whatโs the worst place youโve had an erection?
what straight people do in their bedrooms is up to them, i just donโt wanna hear about it.
the internet is a mistake and we shouldnโt have had it.ย
this is the last christmas with turkey. next year, itโs rat meat!
i cried at an episode of deal or no deal the other day.
iโm starting a cult. you will receive a call in the night and come away with me.
how the fuck were you allowed near kids?
yes, iโm definitely starting to hallucinate now.
children often think iโm a witch.
you avert your vaudevillian eye from my dear wife!
not all sexual experiences have to be filled with anger.
youโve got to squash that hurt down.
this verb is new to me. what is to โtwerk?โ
i donโt know what iโm doing. i think i might have had an aneurysm.
you donโt want anyone with big dick energy.
you couldnโt sound any more like a creepy serial killer if you tried.
itโs late and iโve gone insane.
someone showed me their ass.
i donโt know any of the interesting news.
what if there is not reincarnation? i fucked this one right up!
we all have problems expressing intimacy.
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