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Joe Locke Appreciation
Listen I know Kit absolutely BODIED Nick Nelson but Joe Locke also absolutely killed it.
Like his nervous giggles? His chemistry with the entire friendship group? Every interaction with Tori? And he’s already portraying Charlie’s mental illness so well and subtly. That boy is killin it.
#disaster bisexual or just disaster?
hush, yeah? (m) | kth | masterlist
series: hush, yeah? (m) pairing: taehyung x reader(f) genre: brother’s best friend au, music festival au ; smut summary: who knew an innocent accident could turn things so dirty.. warnings: multiple smut scenes, tension, taehyung is an asshole, big dick tae wbk, slight angst later, but this really is just smut and tae being a tease lol
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“do you… trust me?” it’s a low whisper, soft lips pressed against the stuttering pulse in your throat. but you think, or maybe you hope, the implications are trying to delve much deeper into your heart. regardless, your answer has never wavered.
“yes.”
pairing: joseon king!yoongi x reader genre: smut, angst, fluff parts posted: 45/45 words: 68k contains: drabble series, historical au, royal au, romance, drama, the very definition of “it’s complicated,” inspired by daechwita. a/n: please pay attention to the dates, but read in the order that the drabbles are listed, not in chronological!
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february 1869 {m} - your king takes care of you and his business, no matter who is watching.
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bad influence: collection
Status: ongoing
All stories are written out of chronological order. Please do not copy, repost or translate any of my works. I only post here on tumblr.
The drabbles are part of the main storyline!
↳ more lore about the bad influence couple can be found under the “bad influence” tag!
↳ spotify playlist // all texts // chronological order // bi extras
↳ BAD INFLUENCE
— summary; in which you know Jungkook is a bad influence on you, but you can’t avoid falling for him every time.
— contents and warnings; pwp, badboy!jk x goodgirl!reader, car sex, dirty talk, fingering, hair pulling, breast play, jk has a big dick and an attitude, unprotected sex (condoms are your friends), jk being kind of a douche, use of the word “slut”, cum eating, creampie, cockwarming, possessiveness, he slaps her ass like once, enemies to fuckbuddies pretty much
— words; 4.5k
→ drabble one: first meeting
→ drabble two: mid-sex arguments
↳ BAD BEHAVIOR
— summary; in which staying late to volunteer at a self-help meeting was the best decision you made in a while.
— contents and warnings; the endless adventures of badboy!jk x goodgirl!reader, public sex (in a church…), dirty talk, fingering, degradation (name calling) but also praise, unprotected sex, clothed sex, creampie, cum play, there is a window and also reflections, rough sex, cockwarming, jk being a lil shit because that’s his main personality trait, jk smokes (only mentioned), enemies to fuckbuddies: dawn of the first day
— words; 8.2k
→ drabble three: hickeys
→ drabble four: calming you down
→ drabble five: jungkook’s bday bj
→ drabble six: be quiet
↳ BAD REPUTATION
— summary; in which you have to deal with some strange emotions for the first time.
— contents and warnings; smut, angst, fluff, the endless adventures of badboy!jungkook x goodgirl!reader, enemies with benefits/enemies to lovers ;), mutual pining, huge trigger warning for feelings (I know, gross), jk smokes, jealousy, a bit of possessiveness, the oc is Confused and Angry over nothing, Jisoo would trade jk’s soul for one corn chip, the oc gets shamefully drunk, vague mention of drugs (no use), mean arguments :((, the smut warnings include: dirty talk, unprotected sex (don’t be dumb), oral sex (female receiving), grinding, fingering, cockwarming, edging, multiple orgasms, begging, overstimulation, praise, dom!jk x sub!oc, breast play, creampie, orgasm control/denial
— words; 19,6k (don’t mention it)
↳ BAD ATTITUDE
— summary; in which Jungkook finally learns how to behave. Kind of.
— contents and warnings; pwp, smut, badboy!jk x goodgirl!reader, enemies with benefits/enemies to lovers, brattysub!kook x dom!reader, actually more of a switch!kook/switch!reader, the oc is kind of a demon with teasing because payback is a bitch, bondage, edging, dirty talk, begging, oral (m receiving), female masturbation, cockwarming, unprotected sex (don’t be dumb), creampie, stuffing, Taehyung makes a cameo, terrible use of the two wolves meme I’m so sorry
— words; 7,2k
→ drabble seven: nerves
→ drabble eight: night drive
→ drabble nine: pregnancy scare
→ drabble ten: slow
↳ BAD HABIT
— summary; in which your little secret starts to get out of hand.
— contents and warnings; smut, sprinkles of fluff and angst, mutual pining, the endless adventures of badboy!jk x goodgirl!reader, enemies with benefits/enemies to lovers, smoking, mentions of alcohol, mention of vomit, jk and Jisoo are mortal enemies, Taehyung gets his eureka moment, and for the smut warnings: dirty talk, spit kink, dom!jk x sub!reader, breast play, rough sex, mild possessiveness, grinding, so much kissing, oral (fem receiving), cum eating, spanking, manhandling, bondage (using a belt… anyways so-), unprotected sex (don’t be dumb!!! this is fiction), very vague corruption kink, creampie, cockwarming (no one is surprised), praise, degradation makes a comeback (+ use of the word “slut”), the long awaited return of jk being mean, orgasm control/denial, oc kinda cries out of frustration but she’s having a good time, they are in love but are too dumb to realize
— words; 16,7k
→ drabble eleven: home
→ drabble twelve: sexting
→ drabble thirteen: almost
→ drabble fourteen: sidetracked
↳ BAD ROMANCE
— summary; in which the two of you finally make it official.
— contents and warnings; gross fluff, a bit of angst, smut, badboy!jungkook x goodgirl!reader, enemies to lovers, honestly emotionally constipated idiots to lovers, so much mutual pining, cinematic parallels, cute dates, a spark of jealousy/possiveness (mostly playful), the return of car sex, dirty talk, breast play, dom!jk x sub!reader, fingering, spitting, oral (female receiving), cum eating, semi-clothed sex, unprotected sex (don’t be dumb!!), a fuckton of praise kink bc jk is going through it, another glimpse into the demon that lives inside the oc lol, begging, mentions of marking (hickeys), creampie, cockwarming (you already know), jk is whipped and he’s not even hiding it anymore, it’s official ladies!!!
— words; 18,4k
→ drabble fifteen: tribulation
→ drabble sixteen: too much, too little
→ drabble seventeen: payback
→ drabble eighteen: hold your breath
→ drabble nineteen: [redacted]
→ drabble twenty: feels like summer
↳ BAD KARMA
— summary; in which you two can’t run from your problems any longer.
— contents and warnings; smut, fluff, a disgusting amount of angst, badboy!jungkook x goodgirl!reader, enemies to lovers, (not so) secret relationship, arguments, smoking, they take a break, everyone is sad, jisoo feels betrayed, more cinematic parallels to the previous parts, FINALLY the L word, two smut scenes!, dirty talk, breast play, so much kissing, soft sex, oral (m receiving), deepthroating, fingering, pet names, praise kink, 1 single spank, unprotected sex (don’t.), creampie, sentimental cockwarming lol, one (1) mention of “daddy” but more mockingly than as the actual kink, anyways this goes downhill really fast but it has a happy ending so hang on!!
— words; 23,7k
jungkook - leave the door open cover
—out of the blue. (m)
⟶ pairing: jungkook x reader
⟶ genre: youtuber/gamer!jungkook + fluff / smut
⟶ words: 5,204
⟶ rating: 18+
⟶ summary: catching your boyfriend bleaching and dyeing his hair for a livestream is definitely not what you expected — but it certainly has its perks.
⟶ warnings: established relationship, some attempt at humour, .2 seconds of sort of sub jungkook (you just like seeing him on his knees), you call jungkook a good boy, shower sex, hair pulling, oral sex, face riding, standing sex, breast play, cum eating, doggy style, unprotected sex, creampie
⟶ note: because blue haired jungkook has me feeling all sorts of things. also dedicating this to the lovely ryen @kithtaehyung because blue haired jungkook is getting her too and i hope this helps!! and thank you to the wonderful @gamerkooks and @stanrandomthings for always giving me inspiration for gamer jungkook <3
“What the hell are you doing?”
Jungkook has less than a second to react when he hears you bursting through the door of his bedroom, a guilty expression plastered on his face as if you’ve caught him in the midst of a much worse act than what he’s already currently doing ━ but the flustered scowl deepening your countenance is enough for him to certainly feel that way, because how else is he supposed to casually explain why he’s currently sitting shirtless in front of a camera?
Admittedly, the sight is odd enough, and there’s a split moment where your incredulous look is enough to make him feel as if he’s wronged you, and your six month long relationship with him, entirely before he remembers that he didn’t actually do anything wrong like cheat on you, but is actually just trying to dye his hair.
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See You - Pt. 2 (M)
The one where you accept Taehyung’s invitation.
Pairing: Taehyung x reader
Word count: 16K
Warnings: Explicit smut; fingering, fellatio and cunnilingus. Dirty talk, marking. Rough, messy sex but also some very gentle, sweet sex too. Very mild bondage.
Part one
Were it any other day, you might take offence at being looked down upon by the hotel hospitality. This isn’t just any other day, though, and truthfully you can’t say you can even blame the impeccably dressed receptionist stood behind the welcome for eyeing you with such suspicion from the very moment that you enter. You know as well as she does that this isn’t somewhere you seem you should belong.
The Ritz’ grandiose entrance hall is very different from any of the motels or b&b’s that you usually frequent. You’re more familiar with slightly sticky carpets than the gleaming marble floor on which you tread to approach her, and the way you shrink under her gaze as you go stuttering out the pseudonym Taehyung had pressed into your palm earlier this afternoon must surely give away how out of your depth you feel. If not, you’re sure the anxious chewing of your bottom lip and shuffling of your feet will.
You know it’s unlikely, but a part of you worries that the name he’s given you might somehow be wrong; that you’ll be laughed out of the place and lose the precious chance you’d been given to see him again. Luckily, though, your paranoia is proven wrong. The receptionist’s glacial attitude thaws instantly on hearing it and suddenly she’s all courtesy and smiles, her pristinely white teeth shining under the chandelier lights as she divulges Taehyung’s floor and room number, directing you towards the lifts with a sweep of her manicured hand.
To be honest, you’re having trouble even really believing you’re here.
Ever since your secret rendezvous with Taehyung earlier this afternoon you feel like you’ve been living in some sort of daze, replaying each moment again and again inside your head. The whole thing just sounds so unlikely that you might’ve actually started to doubt yourself were it not for the lingering ache between your legs to act as proof - though the hickey on your neck that he’d left behind had served as a nice reminder, too.
It’d been a difficult task to try and conceal it whilst stood shoulder to shoulder with other girls in the arena’s crowded toilets, dabbing at it with your powdered foundation. You’d gotten your fair share of dirty looks, and whilst usually their judgemental glares would’ve bothered you somehow the knowledge that Taehyung had been the one to put it there had helped to soften their sting. The looks you’d have gotten should they have known probably would’ve been far more severe.
You hadn’t been able to take your eyes off of him during the concert. He’d been as mesmerising as ever, managing to pull off both adorable and sexy even if the two were barely seconds apart. You were transfixed by every bite of his bottom lip and every roll of his hips; bewitched by his voice and preoccupied with the memory of his hands all over your skin.
With how little attention you’d paid to the others Taehyung may as well have been on stage - Namjoon’s face emblazoned across your chest long forgotten - and more than once you found yourself wishing that you’d paid extra to have a standing ticket for the second night, too.
Would he have seen you again if you’d been closer? Would he have scanned the crowd in search of your face and smiled if your eyes had met?
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⤑ made-up love song viii.
Your first encounter with Kim Seokjin doesn’t go so well, nor your second, or your third… and maybe that’s because it shouldn’t work on paper. You’re an elementary school teacher, never left the country despite hitting the third decade of your life not so long ago, and you’re unable to remember the last time you dated. He’s the dad of one of your students, nearly a decade older than you and divorced. Oh yes, and just another minor detail – he’s a multimillionaire.
Your lives are lightyears apart, yet somehow, your paths having now crossed, things just seem to fall into place…
pairing; kim seokjin x reader au/genre/warnings; strangers to lovers, romance, single dad! seokjin, ceo! seokjin, elementary school teacher! oc, age gap (oc is 30, seokjin is 37), seokjin is a dilf, angst, just straight up angst and drama, arguments, both seokjin and nana are frustrated, both have reasons to feel hurt, both make mistakes words; 5,122
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chapters; i • ii • iii • iv • v • vi • vii • viii • ix
author’s note; well, here it is, the dreaded angst (and penultimate chapter) 😭 beware this does get pretty heavy/upsetting, but I hope you enjoy!! thanks for reading ~
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summary; your childhood crush jeon jungkook has changed since he moved out of his small town church community and attended college. when he returns for a christmas mass, you suddenly crave a taste of his fun and carefree life. in exchange, jungkook craves a taste of you pairing; bad boy!jungkook x church girl!reader genre/warnings; childhood friends to lovers, brief childhood friends to enemies, fwb!au, catholic guilt, jungkook is a meanie who eventually turns into a soft tsundere, bicuriosity, sexual exploration, virgin!oc, eventual smut w/c; ??? a/n; aaaaaa i couldn’t wait, i was so enamored by danica’s poster that i had to upload the masterpost! this is something very very different from my usual, this drabble series is def going to be a challenge but im so excited to start it! based lightly on nonnies big brain:
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bon appetit | m.list
Hunger is the yardstick with which we measure our ardor, and the meal is unity, a coming together so sacred and gratifying we as people have learned to make a feast out of our lovers. Culture to culture, heart to heart, our appetites have grown carnal. Fruit has become feminine, silky sweet, a sheen on the skin that lasts for days, binding the fingers together until we lick them clean; chocolate against wine wet lips a heady chemistry, one that always makes the blood take to yearning.
Our lovers are candy. Our lovers are drunk whole with our open mouths. Our lovers are the first bite of relief against our skin, a celebration of knowing how it feels to be wanted. Our hearts have craved the meaning that comes from a feast that grows beyond desire. Our bodies have been starving and we have always been hungry. So why not indulge with us, just a little? If we showed you, five times over, how it feels to eat your way into perdition for the sake of love could you learn to devour us, too? Well, then.
Bon Appetit!
Happy Valentine’s Day!
❥ entrée: dark chocolate snap ⤜ aperitif ⤑ ingredients: melted chocolate ➼ prepared by: chef @jamaisjoons ⤐ friends with benefits au.
⋖ The last thing you’d expected a few days before Valentine’s, was a text from your friends’ with benefits telling you to meet them at a hotel. However, with all the tasty tricks up their sleeve, you’re sure that Valentine’s day will be extra sweet this year. That is, as long as you survive the night with the two men ravishing you as if you’re their last meal… or dessert. ⋗
↣ Coming: 9th February
❥ entrée: pour some sugar on me ⤜ aperitif ⤑ ingredients: icing ➼ prepared by: chef @yoonia ⤐ enemies to lovers au.
⋖ Being stuck in the kitchen of your aunt’s bakery late at night is the last thing you had in mind when it came to preparing for Valentine’s day. Although, being stuck with your archenemy, and the most overbearing person you have ever known, teaching you how to bake your aunt’s secret recipe is the exact opposite of what you’d ever have in mind. As the kitchen grows hot, however, you cannot tell whether it’s from the ovens or if it’s something else burning between the two of you. As the night progresses, you cannot help but wonder which one would melt first once you are done. The frosting? Or you? ⋗
↣ Coming: 10th February
❥ entrée: smoked peaches ⤜ aperitif ⤑ ingredients: cocktails ➼ prepared by: chef @yeoldontknow ⤐ established relationship au.
⋖ Three years into your relationship with Hoseok, you have learned what it means to be truly happy. With him, you are seen, understood, and adored - and not once, even despite all your flaws, has Hoseok ever asked you to change. So when Hoseok starts to become withdrawn and quiet during the brief hours you have with him at night, you assume it’s down to stress at work. You never imagined it would be this, something so much bigger than any obstacle you’ve confronted before or will again. Something that will last forever. ⋗
↣ Coming: 11th February
❥ entrée: just like candy ⤜ aperitif ⤑ ingredients: ice lollies ➼ prepared by chef @jamaisjoons ⤐ married couple au.
⋖ After having your Valentine’s Day plans ruined due to one of your husband’s clients’ recent sex tape leak, you decide to use your new lingerie to your advantage, hoping it’ll grab Namjoon’s attention, no matter how much you have to tease him for it. ⋗
↣ Coming: 12th February
❥ entrée: touch of cherries ⤜ aperitif ⤑ ingredients: cherries ➼ prepared by: chef @chillingkoo ⤐ established relationship au.
⋖ Seeing as the holiday is coming up quickly, your boyfriend inquires about how you want to spend Valentine’s Day. However, the word ‘threesome’ is NOT what he is prepared to hear, nor is the name of his best friend being included in the same sentence. ⋗
↣ Coming: 13th February
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