Paranoid Ninfendroid

Not to mention you bias switched from Winter to Giselle because you realized she’s hotter…

And then without even properly bias switching to Karina you start writing a self insert fanfic all about her just cuz you realized she’s hotter than Giselle now..

No matter how much I think a guy is hot I have never even dared bias switch for that reason!!!!

Also where is your hyunjin fanfic hm? That’s interesting that you’re making a fanfic based on someone that isn’t even your bias, that sounds familiar… it almost sounds HYPOCRITICAL TO ACUSE ME OF.

Also… should I tell everyone about the stories you BEG me to tell? That you BEGGED ME for over a week to tell you?

Hwang Hyunjin from Stray Kids (BY A LANDSLIDE. He is easily the most gorgeous handsome beautiful Idol of ALL TIME!!!)

Yoon Jisung from Wanna One (Obviously)

Sunghoon from Enhypen

Seonghwa from Ateez

New from The Boyz

Beomgyu from TXT

Jiung from P1harmony

Lee Know from Stray Kids

Jungwon from Enhypen

No BTS because they don't wear enough makeup or something but tattooed bowl cut Jungkook is an honorary mention

Shuhua from I-dle

Yuna from Itzy

Giselle from Aespa

Miyeon from I-dle

Momo from Twice

Sakura from Le Sserafim

Nana from Afterschool

Karina from Aespa

This was an unranked list but Soyeon from I-die is easily #1 she’s the goat and her visuals are the best in the industry I love her. I-dle and Aespa easily have the best visuals

Hi. My Korean knowledge is very limited so this is probably not a good translation but I love this song and I think it has some of the best lyrics in K-pop. I think in other translations some nuances are missed so I wanted to do my own and make some explanations. I haven't even been studying Korean for a year so I am sure there are mistakes or things I am wrong about but I am going to try my best. Also sorry if it is not different enough from other translations this is just for fun and well sometimes there are only so many creative liberties you can take.

Also, I have highlighted things I want to leave notes on. Notes are at the bottom.

It's better because it's bad 나쁜 거라 더 좋은 거야 Deep inside you know 속으론 알고 있잖아 Now it's something you can't stop (You can't stop) 이젠 멈춰지지 않는 거야 (you can't stop) Try to be a little more honest with me (stop) 좀 더 솔직해져 봐 (stop) Now stop watching and study for your test 이제 그만 보고 시험공부 해 Your parents and boss hate me 네 부모님과 부장님 날 미워해 Videos you've watched, all kinds of pictures, Twitter, 봤던 영상 각종 사진 트위터 V-app, Bon-Voyage. I know you can't help the things you like 브이앱, 본보야지, 알아 좋은 걸 어떡해 Stop, interpret the music video later 그만해 뮤비는 나중에 해석하고 You have so many of my pictures in your room regardless 어차피 내 사진 네 방에도 많잖어 What's one hour? A year disappears in an instant 한 시간이 뭐야? 일이 년을 순삭해 This song is a reward I am giving to you (nice) 이 노랜 내가 네게 주는 상 (착해)

You know this isn't a punishment, come here, I am your paradise (paradise) 벌 받는 건 아니잖아, 이리 와, 난 너의 paradise (paradise) Can't close your eyes (can't close your eyes) Even trying to struggle anymore is useless (Don't reject me) 발버둥쳐봐도 더는 소용없을 걸 (날 거부하지 마) Just close your eyes and tune your ears 그냥 눈을 감고 귀 기울여봐 Follow the sound of the pipe (ooh) 피리 소릴 따라와 (ooh) Follow this song (ooh) 이 노래를 따라와 (ooh) I'm a little dangerous (ooh) but you know I'm (ooh) so sweet 조금 위험해도 나 (ooh) 참 (ooh) 달잖아 I'm the one who has come to save you (ooh) 널 구하러 온 거야 (ooh) I'm the one who has come to ruin you (ooh) 널 망치러 온 거야 (ooh) You're the one that called to me (ooh) see? (ooh) You know I'm sweet 네가 날 부른 거야 (ooh), 봐? (Ooh), 달잖아 Follow the sound of the pipe 피리 소릴 따라와 Ooh-ooh-ooh, ah-ooh-ah-ah-ah Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, ah-ooh-ah-ah-ah Ooh-ooh-ooh, ah-ooh-ah-ah-ah I'm takin' over you Ooh-ooh-ooh, ah-ooh-ah-ah-ah Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, ah-ooh-ah-ah-ah Ooh-ooh-ooh, ah-ooh-ah-ah-ah I'm takin' over you You know it has already started 이미 시작된 걸 알잖아 The moment you heard that sound (yeah, Suga) 그 소릴 듣게 된 순간 (yeah, Suga) Right, maybe I'm a little dangerous, huh, a little dangerous 어쩌면 그래 나는 조금 위험해, huh, 조금 위험해, huh) Drawing you in like the pied piper 널 이끄는 피리 부는 사나이처럼 I'm testing you, huh, testing you, huh 나는 너를 시험해, huh, 너를 시험해, huh Even though you know, like the fruit of knowledge that draws you in 알면서도 이끌리는 선악과처럼 My pipe awakens everything 내 피리는 모든 걸 깨워 That sound burns you up inside, you're drawn to it even more, it makes you react 그 소린 널 애태워 더 이끌려 반응하는 너 Blowing endlessly, huh 끊임없이 숨을 불어내, huh I'm your guilty pleasure, you can't free yourself, never 난 너의 guilty pleasure, 헤어나올 순 없어, never You know this isn't a punishment, come here, I am your paradise (paradise) 벌 받는 건 아니잖아, 이리 와, 난 너의 paradise (paradise) Can't close your eyes (can't close your eyes) Even trying to struggle anymore is useless (Don't reject me) 발버둥쳐봐도 더는 소용없을 걸 (날 거부하지 마) Just close your eyes and tune your ears 그냥 눈을 감고 귀 기울여봐 Follow the sound of the pipe (ooh) 피리 소릴 따라와 (ooh) Follow this song (ooh) 이 노래를 따라와 (ooh) I'm a little dangerous (ooh) but you know I'm (ooh) so sweet 조금 위험해도 나 (ooh) 참 (ooh) 달잖아 I'm the one who has come to save you (ooh) 널 구하러 온 거야 (ooh) I'm the one who has come to ruin you (ooh) 널 망치러 온 거야 (ooh) You're the one that called to me (ooh) see? (ooh) You know I'm sweet 네가 날 부른 거야 (ooh), 봐? (Ooh), 달잖아 Follow the sound of the pipe 피리 소릴 따라와 Yeah, I'm a little dangerous, even I can't handle myself 그래 내가 좀 위험해, 나도 나를 감당 못해 Don't worry my hands are warm for you only 걱정 마 나의 손은 너에게만 따뜻해 따뜻해 If I am ruining you now 만약에 내가 널 망치고 있는 거라면 Could you please forgive me, because you can't live without me, because you know everything 나를 용서해줄래, 넌 나 없인 못 사니까, 다 아니까 Ooh-ooh-ooh, ah-ooh-ah-ah-ah Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, ah-ooh-ah-ah-ah Ooh-ooh-ooh, ah-ooh-ah-ah-ah I'm takin' over you Ooh-ooh-ooh, ah-ooh-ah-ah-ah Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, ah-ooh-ah-ah-ah Ooh-ooh-ooh, ah-ooh-ah-ah-ah I'm takin' over you

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Note: I have also seen "미워해" used to say "pisses someone off." Regardless the nuance of this word implies that the "hate" is more personal or emotional. Even "resentful."

Note: Bon-Voyage was a video series by BTS

Note: There is a nuance here a bit awkward in translation. More directly like "You know you have so many of my pictures in your room regardless." It's like something so obvious to the listener. Maybe scolding or making fun a bit given the context?

Note: This word, "착해," I read means "to be nice/kind/good" but is also used to call children or animals "good" or "obedient." Take that how you wish.

Note: This word, “발버둥치다” can mean to struggle violently and desperately but also can be used to refer to a child throwing a tantrum so I see a lot of translations translate it as “throw a fit.” I personally think that translation takes away the feeling it could be conveying, and the actual definition of the word. But also I am not a native speaker so...

Note: Obviously you can see the popular translation I chose to maintain, but as far as I know "tune your ear" is not a saying in English. I think even the exact translation is like "tilt your ear." So not very good. "귀 기울여봐" is like telling someone to listen or pay attention. I have heard it in other songs.

Note: This one also has a nuance that is hard to translate. It's like. "The moment you ended up hearing that sound." It implies it was something that was not intended or planned. It was out of your control.

Note: Okay this one I often see translated by others just as "Like the fruit of knowledge" or "Like the fruit of good and evil" but "알면서도" means like... "Even though you know" so I don't know if I am missing something here but honestly it is hard to translate this without sounding weird. I think it is referencing the fact that Eve knew she wasn't supposed to eat the Fruit of Knowledge. She knew she would be punished, but she was drawn in anyways. So it is like saying two separate clauses. "Even though you know (it's bad), I'm like the Fruit of Knowledge drawing you in." Maybe that is better but I am not sure. However I think it is a shame that translations often leave that part out entirely.

Unrelated but Jungwon lowkey cutemogs Jungkook.

Happy black cat day!!