What Even Is College?

I’m going to go ahead and MUNCH on this dirt… I am now UNAVAILABLE until 9pm as I am CRUNCHING and cannot be reached.

“God can’t hear you.”

“One black coffee”

“How are you better than a Nazi?“

This is my favorite video of all time, I’m not even exaggerating

‘dad bod’ is just ‘bear’ in Straight

The sexual frustration I have for my professor is unreal. She’s so fucking sexy 😩

SHE JUST POPPED UP ON TINDER AND I ACCIDENTALLY SWIPED LEFT. WHATS WRONG WITH ME!!!

Update: I deleted my account, re-found her (it was her), and swiped right. And now, we wait 😩😍

Guess who’s going to a gay bar with their professor next weekend…

I just graduated from college today and she asked me to hang out an hour later. Long story short, she likes me and we kissed. Don’t give up on your dreams.

She is officially my girlfriend.

Jesus woman! Get around the corner! 

Go on baby girl! Get ‘im!

Id quit playing my game for sure!

You look beautiful, don’t be shy!

Omg, she is so precious.

C’mon girl, you’ve got him in your back pocket. Any man would drop his controller once he saw you. :D

I love this post. I am so happy that it is back on my dash :-)

This is the reason why i fucking love tumblr, I love you all. Anyway, go get him Beautiful! :) 

I love this picture so much. It’s so damn cute..ugh

Every time it comes around

100% cuteness

aw

what a beautiful soul, girl you got thissssss

love love love

blessed af

LET ME CORRECT ALL. FRIENDS ONLY. NO PENISES. THANK. YOU.

Can you dig it?