Casey

my biggest conspiracy theory is that those northern european countries that always rank highest on citizen happiness are faking it because the reality is they live in such cold, miserable places that the only thing they can truly feel good about is lying on these polls and making the rest of the world feel inadequate

i love change but i just can’t handle it

THE TERROR WAS A BOOK

it was 62 degrees out and i put on shorts…… ireland has truly changed me

on god one of the hottest things i’ve ever seen on screen was when margot and sergei finally kissed

one day i’m going to be able to watch The Thick of It without subtitles, not because i’ve gotten better at understanding Peter Capaldi when he’s talking fast, but because i will have the lines memorized

ok i really thought that was Tom Hanks as skipper in the first episode of Sex and the City

taking pills at night is so much harder than taking pills in the morning

had a moment of panic when i took a dump and then accidentally pressed the smaller circle to flush

is2g there’s a giant magnet buried in south america and that’s why the van allen belt dips so low there

ok Rachel is the real villain in The Drama this whole thing is her fault, she instigates, she exacerbates the situation, she’s the worst.

Chuck E Cheese opening branches in Ireland called Chuck E Ár Lá

each time I think I’ve gotten to know myself, a new me appears

i’m sorry but Texas Instruments makes calculators first and everything else is their side hustle

Luthen Rael bribing Indiana Jones into the rebellion by donating an antique/artifact to a museum with each successful rebel mission

do y’ever just look in the mirror and smile with all your teeth and try and picture what your skull would look like

trespassing is just not a word in my vocabulary