The Gentle Hum of Anxiety

1.01//8.06

2016

he sits

City of stars, are you shining just for me?

Now finally imagine Leslie Knope organizing Pokémon tournament in order to increase the foot traffic at her parks

cause you know baby, I love you, love you a little bit you would do it, you would say it you would mean it, and we could do it It was you and I, not only I… I think I’m a little bit, little bit a little bit in love with you but only if you’re a little bit, little bit little bit in love with me

Pokemon Go has rid the world of obesity. Everyone knows everyone in their neighbourhoods. Loneliness is an archaic concept. All national borders have been erased so players can search for pokemon unrestricted. There is no war. There is no suffering. The planet is finally at peace.