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biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

the thing about comparing trump to the grinch is the grinch showed himself capable of reform & human emotion at the end

anna-skeleton

How dare y'all shitheads compare such a hideous and disgusting creature with the Grinch!?

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You’re a mean one, Mr Trump

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

You ugly fucking lump

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You’re as quarrelsome as a Kavanaugh

fizzypopold

As revolting as a dump

pineapple-mango-magic

Mr. TruuuUMP

mnyehlike

Stop colluding with those Russian whooores~

frontpagewoman

Weatherman recreates Cam Newton’s outfits😂💀

#im dying #this is great #cam newton #drip chronicles

peregrinestook

them: did you just buy more books again?!

me:

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“A purpose of human life, no matter who is controlling it, is to love whoever is around to be loved.”

— Kurt Vonnegut, The Sirens of Titan (via books-n-quotes)

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punchholesinthesky

corgikistan

Corgi + Yoshi = Corgoshi!

sexwithstilinskiandhale

when ao3 asks me if i want to proceed in reading the smutty fic:

after i read the said smutty fic:

akhuna01

I AM SCREAMING THIS IS SO FUNNY

7faerielights

I choked on my tea

dimples-of-discontent

This may be my favorite joke I’ve ever seen here.

This post is made better by the knowledge that when they throw “water’ on someone they use lube so it will show on camera.

jemariel

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME WITH THAT @dimples-of-discontent

randomfandompenguin

@mrsmookie @racheo91 @fortheloveofjbbarnes 👀

yuyungi

Honestly, where is the lie ? 😉

ultimatespider

someone: are u ok

me, 2 seconds away from breaking down:

#this has been me all week #i’ve lost people i love #my boss accused me of shit i didnt do #i havent slept in days

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Petition for there to be a Tony Stark cameo in every marvel film after A4 where he’s just chilling while the world goes to shit

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signed

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RDJ takes over as the new cameo guy in each MCU film. It’ll just be little things like:

Tony with cucumber slices on his eyes, treating himself at the spa; he hears a loud crash outside. He peels the cucumber slice off one eye, looking outside the window. Giant Man has just thrown a tractor trailer across town. He lays back down, “Glad it’s not my problem.”

Peter Parker has had a long adventure and then he gets a ping on his phone. It’s a video of Tony and baby Morgan playing with a Spider-Man action figure.

A quick flash on the news of interviewers hounding Tony while he’s feeding pigeons at the park. “Would Iron Man like to comment?” Tony just stares blankly at them, “Iron Man? Who’s that?” then rollers skates pop out of his loafers and he zips away.

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lovelytonys

please please please please please

spideyandstark

this’d be even funnier if tony died in avengers 4 and just kept inexplicably appearing throughout the mcu and the news reporters are like ‘oh my god, tony stark’s alive!’ and tony just raises his sunglasses and says ‘my name is anthony stank’

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It’s Never Too Late: A Star Wars Musing

At its heart, Star Wars has always held one essential truth: It’s not too late.

It’s not too late to be a Jedi. It’s not too late to become a family. It’s not too late to fight back. And most importantly, it’s not too late to turn back.

Even if you’ve done terrible things. Even if you’ve killed and slaughtered. Even if you’ve harmed the ones who care about you the most. You can decide “no, not this, not any more, not ever again.” It’s not too late.

It’s never too late to come home again.

karazrel

steven grant rogers throughout the years

randomfandompenguin

Oh I love this!

akamatthewmurdock

vulcandroid

i will never be over the fact that during first contact a human offered their hand to a vulcan and the vulcan was just like “wow humans are fucking wild” and took it

roachpatrol

Humanity’s first contact with Vulcans was some guy going “I’m down to fuck.”

Vulcans’ first contact with Humans was an emphatic “Sure.”

lilian-cho

@sineala

star-lord

#iiiiiiiiiiiiii mean vulcans had been watching humans for a long time#they knew the significance of a handshake but still#they had to find some fast and loose ambassador#willing to fuckin make out with a human for the sake of not offending them on first contact#lmao#star trek give me the story of this fast and loose vulcan

moonsofavalon

“sir…these…these humans…they greet each other by…” *glances around before furtively whispering* “by clasping hands…”

*prolonged silence* “oh my…”

“sir…sir how will we make first contact with them? surely we…we cannot refuse this handclasping ritual, they will take it as an insult, but what vulcan would agree to such a distasteful and uncomfortable ritual??”

*several pensive moments later* “contact the vulcan high command and tell them to send us kuvak. i once saw that crazy son of a bitch arm wrestle a klingon, he’ll put his hands on anything”

evilminji

Elsewhere, w/ kuvak: “….my day has come.”

lierdumoa

The vulcan who made first contact with humans is named Solkar guys. Y’all just be makin’ up names for characters that already have names.

Bonus: here’s a screencap of Solkar doing the “my body is ready” pose right before he shakes Zefram Cochrane’s hand:

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I swear Vulcans only come in two types and they are “distant xenophobes” or “horny on main for humanity”. Also apparently this guy is Spock’s great-grandfather and frankly that explains everything.

kaijuerotica

Hey so I looked into this at one point and that handshake literally created a lifelong telepathic bond between the two of them, and basically all of Solkar’s descendants were later obsessed with humans, including freaking SPOCK, so I’m not saying that handshake was so gay and good that it created an intergenerational telepathic bond between Solkar’s descendants and humans, but I’m also not….not….saying that.

tanukiham

actual footage of first contact makeouts

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Bringing back to that one post that called “House of Sarek” the “Everytime I Touch a Human, I accidentally bond with them” house.

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anxiety brain: IM GOING TO DIE ALONE AND UNCARED FOR

the other side of my brain which is wearing a hawaiian shirt: [cracks another sparkling water] yeah probably

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