Fur Beans are the Best Beans

No offense but my female ancestors didn’t go through centuries of oppression for me to feel bad about myself all the time

sometimes u just gotta clean your room and apply an elaborate skincare routine and pretend that’s equivalent to getting ur life in order

i think the moon would like you

why? did she say something to you? tell me word for word

nerds make too much money and they don’t even ball with it properly they just buy eight-thousand dollar graphics cards for no reason and wear the same 3 tshirts for their entire their lives

name one better investment than experiencing the glory of pc gaming in the most stunning quality possible

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SCAMMED LMAOOOOOO

Objection, your honor. There has been no scam. The defendant clearly stated that they would tell the plaintiff’s girlfriend if the plaintiff bought the defendant a pizza. It was the failure of the plaintiff to heed the terms before agreeing to them that resulted in his infidelity being exposed.

Sustained.

It has filling. The filling is more tortilla

No offense @ christian kids but i think watching all those veggie tales did something to yall

i can hear the air being pushed through his nose

A Motherfucker Could Use A Kiss On The Lips