Sam

In case anyone missed it

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Yo dude who is that guy

DO NOT BE AFRAID

ok well you made me nervous idk what you want me to do

I mean its kinda hard to not be afraid when your yelling.

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WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR LOOKING AT!!!

IM SORRY I SHOULDN'T HAVE GOTTEN MAD

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Yo dude who is that guy

DO NOT BE AFRAID

ok well you made me nervous idk what you want me to do

I mean its kinda hard to not be afraid when your yelling.

Ouuuu shiiiiiii 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀

WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR LOOKING AT!!!

Hahahahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahahhahhahahahhehehhehehehheheheh 👹👹👹

Yo dude who is that guy

DO NOT BE AFRAID

ok well you made me nervous idk what you want me to do

I mean its kinda hard to not be afraid when your yelling.

Ouuuu shiiiiiii 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀

I'm in north america right now but I might go somewhere else to try and escape. Maybe Brazil cause thats where people usually go to hide after a violent crime which seems appropriate cause that thing killed people and I'm pretty sure thats illegal.

Is it your fault that it killed people?

I wouldn't say its my fault I just ran faster than they did.

Well you gave a very vague description! I don’t know what the creature is!

Well you should have said that! The creatures about 5'10, has short shagy brown hair. At first glance you cant tell if there a boy of a girl. And they have a really awkward look to them like they don't understand social cues.

…is this the creature in the form of your friend?

Yes it is. She describes me this way to a man she's never met. and during pride month too.

I'm in north america right now but I might go somewhere else to try and escape. Maybe Brazil cause thats where people usually go to hide after a violent crime which seems appropriate cause that thing killed people and I'm pretty sure thats illegal.

Is it your fault that it killed people?

I wouldn't say its my fault I just ran faster than they did.

Well you gave a very vague description! I don’t know what the creature is!

Well you should have said that! The creatures about 5'10, has short shagy brown hair. At first glance you cant tell if there a boy of a girl. And they have a really awkward look to them like they don't understand social cues.

I think he meant the original creature and not what it looks like now that it's stolen my face. Also you don't have to be so mean about my description...

Oh c'mon we're pals. Buddies. Friends, even.

I dont know if I would go that far. We're acquaintances at best.

You said you would blend me into a fine paste. Unprompted. That was the first thing you said to me! Also you never said what the Jeremy Renner app was.

Yes yes yes of course my pal. My friend. My companion. The convo that is secret and will always be secret is in regards to that man you welded into a metal box and dropped into the great michigan lakes last summer

I don't know what you talking about I would never do that. But hypothetically if I did (and I didn't) you arn't gonna snitch. Right my bestie, my buddy, my pal.

No of course not! We're friends! I'm just telling you that you need to practice welding more because he did manage to break out and he is trying to get information out of me on where you live

Oh then why didnt you say so 😊. You can tell him where I am. I have traps set for him already.

I didn't wanna air your secrets out for any random tumblr user to see which is why I needed your Jeremy Renner account but as long as you're okay with it!

Oh yeah, its all cool I dont care. But thanks for telling me now I can set phase 2 of my plan in motion 😄. Try to keep a little distance from him things are gonna get messy.

Quick question what do I do if he starts rolling around on the ground and screaming like he's getting phantom pains? He's acting like a freakshow rn if I'm being honest

That means its started. Yay. Keep some distance and enjoy the show theres about to be so cool red fireworks.

Oh c'mon we're pals. Buddies. Friends, even.

I dont know if I would go that far. We're acquaintances at best.

You said you would blend me into a fine paste. Unprompted. That was the first thing you said to me! Also you never said what the Jeremy Renner app was.

Yes yes yes of course my pal. My friend. My companion. The convo that is secret and will always be secret is in regards to that man you welded into a metal box and dropped into the great michigan lakes last summer

I don't know what you talking about I would never do that. But hypothetically if I did (and I didn't) you arn't gonna snitch. Right my bestie, my buddy, my pal.

No of course not! We're friends! I'm just telling you that you need to practice welding more because he did manage to break out and he is trying to get information out of me on where you live

Oh then why didnt you say so 😊. You can tell him where I am. I have traps set for him already.

I didn't wanna air your secrets out for any random tumblr user to see which is why I needed your Jeremy Renner account but as long as you're okay with it!

Oh yeah, its all cool I dont care. But thanks for telling me now I can set phase 2 of my plan in motion 😄. Try to keep a little distance from him things are gonna get messy.

Quick question what do I do if he starts rolling around on the ground and screaming like he's getting phantom pains? He's acting like a freakshow rn if I'm being honest

Oh c'mon we're pals. Buddies. Friends, even.

I dont know if I would go that far. We're acquaintances at best.

You said you would blend me into a fine paste. Unprompted. That was the first thing you said to me! Also you never said what the Jeremy Renner app was.

Yes yes yes of course my pal. My friend. My companion. The convo that is secret and will always be secret is in regards to that man you welded into a metal box and dropped into the great michigan lakes last summer

I don't know what you talking about I would never do that. But hypothetically if I did (and I didn't) you arn't gonna snitch. Right my bestie, my buddy, my pal.

No of course not! We're friends! I'm just telling you that you need to practice welding more because he did manage to break out and he is trying to get information out of me on where you live

Oh then why didnt you say so 😊. You can tell him where I am. I have traps set for him already.

I didn't wanna air your secrets out for any random tumblr user to see which is why I needed your Jeremy Renner account but as long as you're okay with it!

Oh c'mon we're pals. Buddies. Friends, even.

I dont know if I would go that far. We're acquaintances at best.

You said you would blend me into a fine paste. Unprompted. That was the first thing you said to me! Also you never said what the Jeremy Renner app was.

Yes yes yes of course my pal. My friend. My companion. The convo that is secret and will always be secret is in regards to that man you welded into a metal box and dropped into the great michigan lakes last summer

I don't know what you talking about I would never do that. But hypothetically if I did (and I didn't) you arn't gonna snitch. Right my bestie, my buddy, my pal.

No of course not! We're friends! I'm just telling you that you need to practice welding more because he did manage to break out and he is trying to get information out of me on where you live

Oh c'mon we're pals. Buddies. Friends, even.

I dont know if I would go that far. We're acquaintances at best.

You said you would blend me into a fine paste. Unprompted. That was the first thing you said to me! Also you never said what the Jeremy Renner app was.

Yes yes yes of course my pal. My friend. My companion. The convo that is secret and will always be secret is in regards to that man you welded into a metal box and dropped into the great michigan lakes last summer

Oh c'mon we're pals. Buddies. Friends, even.

I dont know if I would go that far. We're acquaintances at best.

You said you would blend me into a fine paste. Unprompted. That was the first thing you said to me! Also you never said what the Jeremy Renner app was.

Oh c'mon we're pals. Buddies. Friends, even.

I dont know if I would go that far. We're acquaintances at best.

You said you would blend me into a fine paste. Unprompted. That was the first thing you said to me! Also you never said what the Jeremy Renner app was.

Oh c'mon we're pals. Buddies. Friends, even.

I dont know if I would go that far. We're acquaintances at best.