Pandoxicorn

...and its variations ⬇️

Saw this hilarious post by @valar-did-me-wrong and kept it in my drafts for quite a while. Last weekend I got inspired, but instead of just answering, I made a small batch of memes. Enjoy!

What he sees:

Except that 1 time which lbh we don't wanna hear about 🥲

Elros: One more hour, please!

Maglor: No. Time for bed

Elros: *pulls out a knife*

Maglor: I'm not scared of you, Elros

Elros: *hands the knife to Elrond*

He thinks he can manipulate Adar into going to Eregion...but Adar decides that if there's even a chance he's right about Halbrand being Sauron, it's better to kill him now. So when Sauron is smirking with his head at Adar's feet, Adar chops it off.

It takes Sauron centuries to reform, and he's pissed. He heads straight to Mordor to kill Adar... but by this time the uruks have developed a kingdom, and it's harder to get in. When he does, Adar senses it's him and forces him to fight wargs, similar to gladiator matches. Sauron does not win.

Almost a millenium later, Sauron reforms and goes, "Fuck it! I'll take care of Adar later!" And goes straight to Eregion. But by this time, the uruks and elves have an uneasy truce. It's stronger in Eregion, which is a multicultural hub of activity. The rings are formed...but Adar is able to interrupt before the One is made, and he reveals Sauron's true identity. He shoves Sauron into the forge.

The fine art of elven bad decisions™ 

🔴 Step 1: Receive orders.

🟡 Step 2: Ignore them completely.