White Noise

I drew another thing

everybody knows gays are pretty bad at math so if y’all ever wondered how long does it take to watch the entirety of carmilla (s1, s2, s0, s3, the movie) in one sitting the answer is 12 hours, 18 minutes, and 39 seconds. you’re welcome

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

fact checked and…apparently this is completely correct.

And people wonder and complain when I am “down” on sports.

This is gross.

Football coach is considered a competitive position- for the schools. Coaches are allowed to demand competitive pay upwards of millions or refuse to work, and schools- foolishly- are willing to pay it. The thought I believe is that the football program will bring in more money for the school, and it often does, but this display is still atrocious and it shows the desperation for profit and discount for students better than most anything else.

Yet another reason I hate football

DOES IT FLOAT, FUCKER?!

it’s what he would have wanted 

Okay so the universal law of Shakespeare, as I’ve heard it, is that you can take things out, you can rearrange them, you just cannot add anything in that conflicts with the original texts. So while you cannot have a production of romeo and juliet where the houses get along and they get married, it’s perfectly acceptable to replace all the actors with dogs in hamlet because the characters are never outright stated to not be dogs.

BUT King Hamlet’s Ghost must be portrayed by a Great Dane.

#OSHA (operatic safety and health administration) (x)

@lessthansix

ppl are so annoying “you can’t paint ur bedroom pink you’re an adult” i did not spend my entire life waiting to grow up and control my life to paint my bedroom beige

This is what I’ve been saying.

This is sad af.

I’m disgusted

I didn’t realize I wasn’t re blogging this every time I saw it, but I see it frequently and think about it often. Just yesterday I quoted it. I hope you all reblog this for others to see.