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blog name ideas?? I have some! glorifiedchaos, chaoticbits, discordance etc etc...?

⋘✥≫▻”Good news, everycreature! This silly creature ‘controlling’ me has finally decided that I deserve my own blog!!! Which honestly had been such a long time coming, quite frankly I’m surprised it took her this long that it had been an undying need!”

Goku relaxed himself at the confirmation he got from the other- Discord may seem a little threatening at first, but his composed and friendly-seeming demeanour eased the fighter. In turn, he gave a warm and welcoming smile, resting his arms by his side.

“That’s amazin’!” the Saiyan commented on the lollipop-turned tree. Turning stuff into food was ‘chaos’ for this guy? There isn’t anything for Goku to worry about, then- he’s seen similar abilities, though used on very ill intention.”And those candies- they’re edible, right?” Of course, that’d be one of the questions. A man of great appetite, Goku is always quick to find a meal.

Though… His attention was caught even further by the casual introduction to being a god. There’s a bunch of questions running through Goku’s mind- what to say, where to start? Before anything, though, he works on introducing himself. “And of course! My name’s Son Goku- one of the Saiyans ‘round these parts! I’m a fighter- always have been, always will be! I love it. But, ah…” He pauses, forming words in his mind. “You don’t happen to associate with the Gods of Destruction, do ya?

I know one who I’ve trained and fought before- still workin’ on gettin’ as strong as him, if not more! He’s a real tough guy. Can’t even begin to touch on how powerful he is! It’s always cool to meet another god, though, I gotta say- you guys are an interestin’ bunch.”

⋘✥≫▻”Absolutely edible~” Reaching a hand up and snatching a couple of those candies ‘growing’, he certainly demonstrated that they were the kind to be eaten with a few crunched bites. Why would he not eat his own creations? Certainly made no sense to make candy that wasn’t meant to be eaten! “Help yourself, if you’re that concerned.”

⋘✥≫▻Sure, he’s been quite the villain back in the good ol’ days, but honestly it kind of lost its appeal (after Tirek, stupid cloven-footed magic-eating centaur-). Not unless, of course, it had a purpose in his own mind.

⋘✥≫▻Hmm. Saiyans are apparently something uncommon? He still looked human, but Discord could feel that power hiding in him. Was that a thing with his kind?

⋘✥≫▻”Well, I mean. I know one god of destruction, but she’s quite single-minded as well as kind of stupid; never much fun to play against when you can beat her about twenty different ways at a simple game of ‘Take the Castle’... but I have a feeling you’re not talking about her in particular. She’s also back home, somewhere.” Where was that obnoxious feline, anyhow..? Aw well. “So, Gods of Destruction are abound in these universes-”

EYEBROW WAGGLE

Goku had seen a lot of things in his lifetime: Humanoid animals, plain animals, living chunks of metal and aliens… even dragons and dinosaurs- But what’s this guy’s deal? He looks like a huge mashup of different things. The fact he could talk didn’t throw the Saiyan off guard by much… but the sight of those ginormous lollipops certainly grabbed his attention.

“Ah, nah, I’m all good-! I just… haven’t seen ya around, is all,” Goku began. He wasted no time in reaching an arm to point a finger at the giant candied treat that loomed nearby. “Did you do that? And… Who’re ya? Yer not someone here to cause any trouble, right?”

Straight to the point, yet pouncing on the refined-sounding creature with his curiosity- the fighter, as big and strong as he may seem, still had that childish aspect to him.

⋘✥≫▻”Me? Cause trouble??” Seemingly insulted, the draconequus huffed as he hid his actual amusement. “Perish the thought! I’m here on vacation; a little time away from home, as you will.”

⋘✥≫▻A chuckle would finally be allowed to leave him, aware of the man pointing at one of the ‘trees’ that amused him. Such fun to introduce his powers in some form. “But yes, this here is all me. I happen to be a creature of comforts. Can’t simply be at home without a little chaos nearby, or else I’d never nap very well.” Was this true or false? Who knew!

“Yeah. That’s what I am alright.”

Well, this wasn’t something Persum was used to seeing. Is this a dragon of some kind? Perhaps some other space-faring race? Someone from universe 7?

“Are you a version of Shenron or something?” His head tilts in confusion as he studies Discord’s physique. Nah, if he was some magical wish-making dragon, there would have to be some dragonballs that summoned him right? This one was just out and about and talking to him!

⋘✥≫▻”Version of w h o?” While it sounds like another round with Google, he didn’t feel like bothering with it. Maybe another time, if he’s bored enough. However, someone was in dire need of a little introduction of his own.

⋘✥≫▻The draconequus gave a slow grin, which could be interpreted as either malicious or mischievous; one usually can’t tell with him upon first meeting. Oh, first meetings were such fun, especially when they had not even a clue! “I don’t know this ‘Shenron’, but allow me to educate you.” A snap of his eagle-like fingers and suddenly the Namekian would find the entire area around them to be flipped on itself in regards to reality; the nearby fountain spraying upwards to the sky while the liquid was suddenly chocolate, the street lampposts turned into giant twizzlers (who needs candy canes?), and various other things that clearly should not be.

⋘✥≫▻A delighted, almost sinister laugh escaped him. ”I am Discord, spirit of Disharmony. Lord of Chaos!” Holding the pose for a few seconds, the spirit would suddenly snap his fingers once more; things were now suddenly back to normal, though there was an additional object in their immediate vicinity, which was to say a large umbrella over the both of them. Just in time for the chocolate that had ‘fallen’ into the sky to suddenly obey gravity and rain onto the umbrella. Once the ‘rain’ had stopped, the umbrella would then land aways from them, shake itself off as though irritated, then hopped away from them.