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I don't want to be anyone's bad conscience; I'd much rather be your guilty pleasure.

Now go enjoy my self-indulgent fanfiction:

https://archiveofourown.org/users/pandaimitator/works

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Write scathing review of Tarzan novel; get reblogged by a bunch of gay porn blogs. It's all part of the Tumblr experience I suppose.

#personal musings

thoradvice

no matter what happened today, you:

are loved

deserve to eat

are needed & valued

should take care of yourself

have a future

will be okay

So I finished the penultimate Tarzan novel, and I have little else to offer than the rejection letter from the editor G.W. Post, at Argassy, stating that "we do not find Tarzan and the Mad Man to be very inviting stuff. Tarzan doesn't seem to be Tarzan any more [...] Its plot, though it does contain large helpings of action, is pretty repetitious with it's constant capture, escape, recapture pattern. I think an even more serious fault, is the fact that Tarzan himself takes, I should guess, something under fifteen percent of the wordage, and when he does appear, he is simply a safety net in the rescue of the others. His own immediate problem is slight, his own perils are few, and the jams he gets into himself, are the sort that Tarzan, as we very well know, could get out of with both hands tied behind him."

*Grumble grumble* something about the repetition of amnesia-ridden dopplegangers crowding the jungles of Central Africa, and greedy men falling victim to their own avarice.

#tarzan #Tarzan and the Mad Men #review #edgar rice burroughs

humator

learning

#hot

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tweetsongs

i agree so much about making your blorbos pathetic but i do fear that many take this to mean 'make them more traditionally feminine/submissive' which genuinely hurts my soul. make your blorbos pathetic in interesting character-oriented ways. understand their neuroses and turn the dials up to eleven. juxtapose the parts of life they handle extremely well with the parts of their lives that make them eat shit. make them angry. make them cold. make them pave their own way to hell while building walls preventing them from seeing any other way. please i'm begging you no more pathetic as an euphemism for bottoming im gonna mclose it.

#oh #it's coming #trust me #that poor sod is gonna fall off his high horse so bad #is gonna be good

butshesgotthespirit

I just finished reading Terry Pratchett’s book Guards! Guards! Nobody told me that Discworld was crack tar heroin AND chicken soup for the soul.

#it's a canon event

mstgsmy66

finnglas

There’s an episode of Sesame Street (on Netflix! you can watch it easily!) where Elmo attends a toy-swap, where you offer up old toys you don’t play with anymore and receive someone else’s toys that are new to you. Cute!

But Elmo, after cheerfully surrendering his old toys, sees that the children who swapped toys with him are playing with his toys “wrong”! They’re imagining entirely different make believe scenarios! They’re pretending the football is a dinosaur egg instead of a rocket ship! Aaahhhhh!!!! And this is so distressing to poor Elmo that he does the unthinkable: He does swapsies-backsies and takes all his toys back!

This being Sesame Street, he learns that you can’t control how other people play pretend, but you can join in if you want to! And if you don’t want to, that’s ok, you can just play pretend your own way by yourself or with someone else who wants to play that way too. You can still be friends with people who play pretend differently than you (and aren’t being mean/harmful/etc, do not bad-faith-read this 🤨).

Anyway this is a post about fandom.

New obsession unlocked: RuMac. I stumbled across his audition för Britain's got talent on insta, and fell instantly. This is an even sweatier and more delightful full version. I need to go to Scotland stat;I must experience this live;This is Jamie Fraser, but 100x better. The accent. The cheek. THE GALL!

#rumac #Scotland #Scottish #accordion #britain's got talent #2025 #new obsession #Youtube

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berdymane

poneystoney

REBLOG IF YOU'RE 40 OR OLDER :)

Let people know you're here!!

#gonna be 42 this year

nicemices

"I asked ChatGPT" well I asked Rupert Giles and he sighed and took off his glasses and started cleaning them

allthingswhumpyandangsty

#oof tell me about it #and I know EXACTLY how thing will play out #I just don't have the words for it #but at least I basically have nothing to do at work lately #so I have in fact been writing fic on paid time #I call it educational #does this make me a paid author?

gremlininho

be crimes do gay

#pride month #mlm #meme #memes #gay #queer #lgbtqia #yaoi #lgbtq community #humor #shitpost #funny #positivity #lgbt

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teachagainstfascism

i just have this persistent feeling of “i’m not doing enough” combined with “i don’t have the energy to do anything” and it just really fucking sucks

#getting an iron infusion in two days #so hopefully I will have *some* energy when I go to Japan at least #seriously I'm so anemic most people faint from standing up at my levels

razzle-dazzle-13

Rick O’Connell is peak sexy. Arm around Evie even while they’re drowning? Nice. Jumping through fire to rescue her? Amazing. Heart eyes while watching her race her camel across the desert? Love to see it.

#nothing like a an uxorious ML

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