Well, Shit.

Hey tumblr friends, in case I haven't told you lately, I have no idea what the FUCK half of you are on about and I WISH I didn't know what the rest of you are on about. Great work. Keep it up.

Audio processing issues plus living near the sea I think make me immune from cosmic horror cause sometimes the gulls sound slightly too much like women and I'm just walking to my bus like yeah yeah the all encompassing shrieks of human suffering coming from the sky we've all heard it. Do I have time to buy coffee before work.

if you are my mutual i need you to be on some bullshit i dont understand

humiliating to be attracted to a conventionally attractive person. I thought I was a more sensitive and refined pervert than this

One person’s you are insane (derogatory) is another’s you are insane (heart eyes)

man, I could really go for some blorbos in a situation right now

person (non-practicing)

tumblr is the website for if you're just someone's weird sister

important reminder that most people you follow online are significantly lamer than you think they are including me. and if you feel insecure comparing yourself to someone online: DON'T. theyre probably also lame and weird. most people on the internet are

reblog if you're also lame and weird.