Gee Whiz, My Guys!

no one talks about how draining it is when your mood is constantly switching between "its okay, i don't care. l'll be okay" and "I don't know how much more I can take"

i forgot Most people are not always in the state of cowering in the corner like a scared dog. y’all just be doing stuff

bro it sounds like maybe you need a reminder of the glorious interconnectedness of all things?

“what’s stopping you from-“ listen i am so so sleepy

[recommending something i sincerely love] ok so the thing about it is it kinda sucks

i used to understand summer preferrers i used to see where they were coming from but frankly in 2026 its just an inexcusable position to hold. you think any of this is okay? you sicko?

no rest for me and im not even that wicked ?

You should automatically get time off work until the light returns to your eyes and you feel like a real person again

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved

showers do feel kinda nice but having to shower is such bullshit

i should just get to never feel gross ever on account of im cutes

the thing about me is I'm cute, laid back and easy going but in like a really intense and stressful kinda way

got a crick in my neck and a frog in my throat and a chip on my shoulder and a stick up my ass and now you're gonna stand there puttin words in my mouth? haven't I been through enough?

I’d love to relax but it’s just not realistic