Sometimes I Write When Im Bothered

I had the weirdest dream that I was being followed down a long old corridor that looked like something out of a 80’s cheap hotel with no doors and only a straight path. All I could hear behind me was a loud tap noise sound every 2 secounds chasing me and the faster I ran the closer it got. Suddenly time seemed to slow down like it does sometimes in dreams and I couldn’t move very fast and as I turned behind me I could see a giant tarantula with tap giant tap shoes tapping towards me dressed in a top hat and suit. As it caught up to me it started whistling that tune from insidious and clicking its legs together while tapping towards me. Never have I been so terrified!!!

Last night I dreamt that I was a caterpillar called Steven and was able to time travel to the creation of the first caterpillar, which was just a dinosaur eating the legs of a centipede until there were only a few creating the first caterpillar but when I went back to tell everyone the caterchuch tried to kill me😂 the ‘Pope Pillar’ even sent an army of loyal cateristians to assassinate me to keep up caterpillar ideology the all-seeing butterfly was the one who had created us😂 Eventual I was executed death by cocoon and caterpulted to the ground and that’s when I woke up. Pretty Wild!!

I watch you,

Your bristle ridden, stubble to the touch smooth skin waiting,

Just seeing you makes my eyes widen,

Tears brim at the touch,

I slowly pick you up carefully but confidently,

Swiftly rendering you without your cloak revealing the body underneath,

My mouth opens in anticipation,

it is time!

In two quick chomps you’re disappeared but I know your not far,

Sadness clouds my eyes as I fall to the ground,

The uncooked potato churns within,

My legs buckle as I realise I didn’t burn you first ,

My last words escape my mouth as my eyes glaze over ,

Potato...