Jude wasnât a fan of drunks like this â heâd experienced enough of them to know the slightest word could prompt a stutter in their blink, coax out a harsher slur. Palmer, in this condition, even against the buzz of his high and the four beers heâd managed, subtly tensed his molars. He felt a shred more alert, which Jude never liked being. Aware was Judeâs least favourite thing to be. Conscious, too. âDunno, bit confusing. Imprinted on a fuckinâ baby. Iâd say thatâs, uh⌠Bit confusing,â he nipped in the bud, another drag to punctuate. He wasnât going to indulge it, the implication. Frankly, his goal at this point was just to smoke as quickly as possible, duck out of the conversation and avoid it altogether â or that was his goal, at least, until she yanked on his his head like it was simply a fallen mannequin piece, hollowed out with plastic that couldnât blink. As if to prove her wrong, Jude did just that in utter disbelief. âThe fuck are youâ⌠Alright,â came with a subtle attempt to rid her hands, chin jogged sideways, nose wrinkling as a projector slide in his brain slipped, one overlapping another. He was there and he was home. On the street and sat on a sofa, breath in his face from a white wine spritzer. YouâreâŚ.. pretty. âI said alright,â he snapped, elastic stretched to capacity, hand lifting to pull her wrist down. He might as well have tossed it to the curb like a discarded crisp packet, for the way he flung it from his grasp, cigarette already having dropped in the midst of the scuffle. Jude let out a ragged sigh, lips parted in frustration, stooping to pluck it up. Itâd only rolled about a footâs length, stopped by the crack of the pavement. He gave it a last pull before deeming it useless, dirt flecked near the end, tossed to scuff beneath a Dr. Marten boot. âRight,â he announced, voice no longer sanded of itâs edges â firmer, this time, like he was accessing an authority heâd gained from experience, one heâd only ever been forced to the point of using. He started producing his phone. âGonna book you an Uber before you fuckinâ⌠squat down and piss on a homeless man that looks like me. Dunno. Seems like something youâd do to make a point, frankly.â
Palmer didnât expect the other to snap at her, her arm forced back into itâs resting place. The motion was enough to sober her, only a bit. She didnât want to say anything more. Her smile turned into a straight line. Palmer knew that she may have gone overboard. She wasnât one that normally drank so much, but Palmer had finished a big test earlier and wanted to reward herself for her hard work. She had no intention of running into Jude, or even talk to him, but in her state, she barely had control over what she did. âThat was rude.â She let out, her dark hues focused on the ground as he pulled out his phone. âI donât need an Uber.â The girl let out. Palmer was becoming stubborn and didnât want his help, all because he hurt her feelings a little bit. âI can walk.â She started, her eyes finally meeting his again. âIâll assure you that I wonât piss on anyone on my way.â Her tone implied her annoyance. A hand ran through the strands of her dark hair before she started to take a few steps, slowly to test the waters. It was never her intention to upset him, however it seemed that that was exactly what she did. Palmer didnât want to cause anymore trouble, so she figured it was best to leave the situation without his help. Her steps were unbalanced, but she was determined to get home by herself. âLetâs hope someone doesnât try to kidnap me.â She let out, her head turned over her shoulder. Palmer stopped and turned on her heels, her hands raised slightly. âSee I can do it.â