Everytime this post comes up, I go “DAMNIT!” but then I end up writing a lot and I get proud of myself so. Keep reblogging this!

damn girl are you a wild animal being held in captivity 😍 because you are just pacing around rooms nonstop and taking eye contact as a sign of agression

this is just adhd

Becoming the happiest plauge on Earth.

Someone NEEDS to edit a photo of Disney World into "the happiest plague on Earth"

Someone on Twitter called it Walt Diseased World. I laughed.

"Welcome to Walt Diseased World, the happiest plague on earth!" Has a nice ring to it.

This is like a round of cards against humanity

awkward when you have a ship full of gay pirates encountering a puzzle with a heteronormative answer.

See I want to know Ragetti’s backstory because of lines like these. I wonder how a man who seems to have been a philosophy student ended up a pirate who plays down his book learning and tells Pintel he can’t read – or was his father the student, and as a boy he picked up big words like ‘dichotomy’ but couldn’t sign his name to save his life? The Ragetti who Barbossa chose as guardian of one of the Nine Pieces of Eight, who is perhaps more consistently loyal to Pintel than Will is to Elizabeth, who casually analyzes a three-way fight between pirates like someone who’s studied Shakespeare, who at one point speaks more gently and honestly to the goddess of the ocean than any other character (“you’re not saying it right, you have to say it right.”), whose first reaction to a ship capsizing is ‘tie ourselves to the mast upside down’ and who sailed to Davy Jones’ Locker just to see Jack again… what is his story?

Yeah, no, see, that’s actually a pretty damn good explanation.

bruh the only time a man should have an abortion opinion is if he’s pregnant

no logical decisions we die like horror movie protagonists