I say shit like "If my memory serves me" knowing damn well it serves the dark lord

“You should be at the club.” No, I should be at the scholastic book fair.

i’m obsessed with the mum from ponyo. driving single lane on a cliff edge? drift those turns in your nissan cube. husband has to work an extra shift? tell him to fuck off in morse code. pet fish turned into a child on your driveway? adopt her. town drowned in a tsunami? leave your 5 year old in charge, he’s the man of the house now

I don’t think the club could handle her

we need playing pretend now more than ever

official dnd post

Just had the sudden desire to be part of a book club where all we do is read ethnographies. I really enjoyed discussing the ethnographies I had to read for anthropology classes in college. I miss it.

thank you for doing what needed to be done