Painted Gorilla

This is by far the best piece of Star Wars literature ever made

But the quirk is called “Reluctant Hero”

Basically it’s the power of somehow always being in the right place at the right time when villainous things are happening

But Deku is always 1000% done

Doesn’t really care about being a hero

He’s just smart

So he hates his quirk

But he can’t help helping people

And even though he doesn’t give a shit he always somehow ends up saying the right thing and getting drawn into more heroic situations which he hates

Deku: walking peacefully Slime Monster: GRAAHHHHHHH Deku: walking faster oh god oh god oh god please god let it not be someone i know Bakugo: GRAAHHHHHHH Deku: already rushing in to save him goddamnit Kacchan

All Might: my boy… Do u want to be a hero Deku: no All Might: such conviction,,, i will pass my quirk onto u!!!!!

Uraraka: I guess my reason for wanting to be a hero is pretty selfish, huh? Deku: u know what i don’t really care Uraraka: tearing up Deku,,, ure so nice

Todoroki: seriousface I,,, will beat u Deku: ok

Todoroki: i want to win without using his power!!!!!! Deku: i already said i don’t care about your quirk

Echoing in Todoroki’s head your quirk, your quirk, your quirk,

Todoroki: Midoriya,,,, thank u explodes into fire

Aizawa: whoever places last will be expelled Deku: oh thank god I’m just going to blow this thing Deku: accidentally blows the baseball out of the field Deku: goddamnit

Stain: is killing Native Deku: maybe if i walk away he wont see me and i can pretend I never saw this Stain: sees Deku yOU!!!! Deku: activating One for All goddamnit now I gotta fight this motherfucking shadow the hedgehog

Stain: why do u want to be a hero,,??? Deku: i dont Stain: I see!!!!!! u also see their hypocrisy and selfishness!!!!!! u are worth keeping alive

Bakugo: THIS IS JUST MY STARTING LINE, DAMMIT!! Deku: already walking away

Shinsou: do u know what it feels like??? being looked down upon all the time for having a useless quirk????? Deku: ignoring him, walking forward to push him out of the ring Shinsou: I always wanted to be a hero!!!! people like u dont know what it’s like!!!!! Deku: still ignoring him Shinsou: anime is for kids!!!!! Deku: eye twitches but he presses on Shinsou: I bet you still watch Boruto’s dad don’t u!!!! Deku: HIS NAME IS NARUTO YOU ASSHO - gets trapped by his quirk