Paintaholic.

ask-omnipony:

I don’t really believe this mumbo jumbo

I mean it’s a goddamn hat.

Right..?

The white rose, it symbolizes the unique beauty of all the women who wish not to be with a nice guy such as myse-

I wonder if this works with other kinds of hat…

Nothing ventured, nothing gained…

WHEEEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THAT’S AMORREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

oh boy…….

Luckily, this nonsense doesn’t work on girls.

Observe…

And it can’t possibly work on motorcycle helmets.

I must test it.

Nothing happening so far…

What in the world?

Oh why not? This should be interesting.

Here we go!

Were all mad here in Underland!

What the hell! Never Again!

… Actually …

Alright, I gotta try this!

Can’t be that bad!

….

LOL

i wonder if it works for flower crowns?

here goes nothin-

w HAT THE

DID I JUST-

Okay Clearly something is up.

Hmm… I wonder

I’m sure nothing could possibly…

2016’s Top Animals

You can domesticate about half of this list. Two of them may even be real!

1. puppies 2. kittens 3. wolf +1 4. dragons +2 

5. fox +2 6. birds −3 7. bunny +3 8. horse +3 9. pug −4 10. shiba inu +4 11. snake +7 12. owls −4 13. lion 14. tiger +2 15. deer +4 16. reptile 17. bees 18. corgi 19. unicorn 

20. husky

Let’s play spot the main character