I don't need to see your Insurance!

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                       ❤ —- “Is that a toupee? You’re not fooling me.”                  Cue her finger just…pointing at it. There was no way the                 octopus…alien…man…teacher THING…was going to               get that by her head. Even if she was somewhat thick at times.                                  ”…you still have odd fingers. And your face                                              is different. That’s not a human face.”

The man was an outright horrible liar. He shoulda stayed at school  today.

Karma and Nagisa never found out what Korosensei tasted like.

This manga will be the death of me

Korosensei’s weakness: Hot foods

requirements: be an octopus

korosensei explains the cycle of poverty & school-to-prison pipeline

multitasking

oh my fucking god how do these pokemon even function

Manga readers (up to 128) : WAIT WHAT.

unfucking believable can you imagine how much the mangaka was cackling as he wrote this fucking line

Pirates WANT the meat

Uno piece? Isn’t that the animu about the muscular men who turn blond, and they try to capture the seven blue eyes white dragons or some shit? I duno.

no u see Ichi Piece is about adventure and finding uno but uno ran out of draw four wild cards so they have to use their diddly doodle dongs to give the ocean their man juice