Mr. Tinkles

** blog will contain spoilers for up to Act 2 **

Character Info :

—> Tink is for the streets, but loves his wife 💍 don’t tell her anything, though…

( shipping is OK , but not with Butch or Beanies )

—> Sassy and bisexual 😝

—> Avid cat pageant fan who adores kittens and fashion

—> Makes sure to exercise everyday so he doesn’t become fat and ugly 💕

—> Intended for casual RP , if you want anything more feel free to dm !

Although be warned, I’m rusty and mainly just like shitposting.

—> Tink is unaware him and Butch are twins , but I’m open to this changing if its interesting enough idk 🥹

Rules :

Flirting is OK ,,, even encouraged i love drama 🤞

Crossovers are OK

General DNI criteria applies

OC x CC and yumes allowed but plz inform me beforehand

If the jokes on this blog make you uncomfortable, PLEASE BLOCK FOR YOUR OWN GOOD. I don’t want to ruffle feathers, I’m just posting things that make me laugh - but I understand how others can take it the wrong way. Don’t interact with me and get upset when I say stupid shit back.

#fukua yaps —> mod talking

#asks —> the asks DUH

(( mod is @side1order , AKA. Fukua Fiddlesticks

mean as fuck sometimes but it’s all in character i luv u all xxx im here to be messy and start drama ok ))

(( also , i might choose to draw out some asks if i find them interesting / have the time. so expect a mix of art and screenshots ))

oh YIKES !!

im back again whether it’s for real or not is yet to be determined 💕

I think there’s a reason they have to hide behind masks ;-;

Good grades are for boring ugly hobos so you really dont need to gaf !!

i'm not gonna name names here, but a buddy of mine told me today that they started following their ex on insta cause they showed up on their suggested ppl! tho changed their pfp and display name to lower the chances of the ex recognizing them

Ok so my advice would be to create multiple alt accounts just in case the ex finds them and gets suspicious.

In fact, ur friend should use one of the alts to parade as a different person to gain back their ex’s trust. Once their trust is obtained, u can use this to easily infiltrate their friend group and gather personal information.

Onto the next step, once u have this personal info what we’re going to want to do is open photoshop. With this you can actually create many beautifully horrible specifically tailored lies based on the data received to send to all their friends and family.

Once you do all of this our end goal is that they will be left with no friends nor family, and thus will only have one more option left for their sad sorry life.

They should also bury you 6 ft. Above ground for the same reason

Ugh you’re SO right girl.

I think it would be best if they actually filled my inner linings and intestines with sparkles so as I jostle around on the horse the sparkles will fly all around and create a beautiful microplastic pollution display! For this purpose, I would like the pony to be Clydesdale so that it’s tall enough to ensure all the sparkles adequately cover my guests

assessing...

you're a person who thinks double dipping in the communal sauce is a crime punishable by death

why do you say “assessing” you sound like sheldon cooper are you autistic

misogynist!butch : ugh look at that ugly disgusting beast that stands before me

fatphobic!tink : hey dont make fun of her for being a woman, girls are queens. make fun of her for being fat

chaser!beanies : did i hear fat

racist!baby jack : you guys and your oriental ideas, nona says we should only marry the pure race