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Regulus: *flips off his brother*
Regulus: *writes a “fuck you* letter to a mass murderer
Regulus: *fights a bunch of ppl mistreating elves*
Also regulus: hi…I…I would like to…ummm…order…apizzaplease

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I was gonna write an awful hc where all of the marauders die just for fun, until I realized...that’s canon
Remus: that was so embarrassing-
Remus: do you think anyone noticed?
Sirius: WTF DO YOU MEAN-
Sirius: YOU JUST GOT HIT BY A CAR
James: hey lily flower, Harry and I just got done decorating our cat
Lily: oh oka-
Lily: what cat?!
Lily: AND WHAT DO YOU MEAN DECORATED?!
Sirius: OMIGOD IVE GOT HORRIBLE NEWS
Remus: just calm down and tell me
Sirius: okay you might want to sit for this
Remus: starts to sit down
Sirius: SOMEONE STOLE ALL OUR CHAIRS

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Sirius: where are you going?
Regulus: to either get ice cream or commit a felony
Regulus: I’ll decide in the car
James: omigod there’s a dog in our yard!!!
Sirius: *approaching to met it*: awwww who’s a cutie
Remus: Sirius…
Remus: THAT’S A BEAR!!!!!
James: how are you, rem
Remus: HAPPY
James: aww I’m so gla-
Remus: Having
Remus: A
Remus: Pretty
Remu: Painful
Remus: Year
James:
Sirius *comes out of the changing room in a T-shirt and skirt*: so…
Sirius: what do you think?
Remus: WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT
Sirius: what’s wrong with the skirt?
Remus: nothing’s wrong with the skirt, babe…
Remus: however the “stare at remus John lupin and I will hunt you down” T-shirt…
Sirius: *suddenly starts singing firework by Katy perry*
Remus *to James*: he’s going to light that bottle of alcohol on fire and cause an explosion which will light the dorm on fire, isn’t he?
James:
Remus: …and that’s why he held the party in the Slytherin common room, isn’t it?
James: I will neither confirm nor deny these preposterous allegations…

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Severus: Minnerva, did I just see you giving potter alcohol?
Minerva: Severus, you should know by now
Minerva: if I were giving alcohol to kids, you’d never find out about it
Minerva: oh and I don’t condone underaged drinking
Therapist: now tell me, how do you all cope with your problems
Sirius: humor
Narcissa: money
Bellatrix:torture
Regulus: I’m sorry
Regulus: I was meant to be coping this entire time?!
Regulus: damn
Narcissa: whoever said money can’t solve your problems
Narcissa: must’ve not had enough money to solve
Remus: so ummmm
Remus: I have a question…
Sirius & James: yes…
Remus: WHAT IN MERLINS NAME GAVE YOU THE IDEA TO TURN MY RUBBER DUCK INTO A REAL DUCK
Remus: *walks in to find lily bubble wrapped and James pointing a sword at him*
Remus: wha-
James: IT IS MY DUTY TO PROTECT LILY AND MINI ME FROM ANY HARM
James: I. SHALL. NOT. FAIL.
too bad he failed then

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Remus *pointing to his phone*: Sirius…what is this????
Sirius: ITS A BANANA AND SIRIUS WORSHIPPING CULT
Sirius: I got the entirity of Hogwarts in on it!!!
Sirius: I suspect MINNIE, dumbledore, and poppy are on there
Sirius: I’m a very nice person
Sirius: I could’ve forced people into tipping me and gotten more tips
Sirius: but instead I decided to be a law abiding citizen