i physically cannot hurt minecraft mobs

Me: trying to sleep

What if Alex and Steve are the deities - and by killing the ender dragon and jumping into the portal, you allow them to finally re-enter the body, and you’re allowed to leave? But as most people know by that point you’ve come to love and respect the world you’ve created and wish to create more; thoroughly proving their point and they allow you to return and continue your life made of light!! Because they love you and adore everything you’ve done to the simple and empty world that once stood where you spawned!!!!!???!!!?!?!??

What if Steve and Alex are the deities and they love you and love everything you’ve created and they want to see you grow and expand your wonderful little life?!!!??? What if they create the wither to give you a new challenge to face and new friends to make and new places to see!!! All the updates to the game are Steve and Alex making you more and more to explore and more people to meet! They knew you were lonely so they made the villagers more responsive! They knew you grew weary of the empty desert so they made the temples! They knew you wanted to see more sea so they made the seaweed and the fish and the corals!!!

BUT WHAT ABOUT THE HERBRIONE?!

They wanted you to have a BOYFRIEND!!!!!!

Me, when @gay-slime rb's my post and i know full well im gonna get 200 more notes on a post about [:^) :

Chibi is back at it again with some pretty minecraft screenshots! this time with a twist!

so for an official introduction to this blog I will start with a very short story from an hour ago

when the apocalypse comes everyone will be divided into factions based on how they pronounce herobrine