AU in D Major

i fucking love band.camp and buying small artists' albums. go away spotifuck i'm never looking at your ass except in scorn.

I ALSO adore Alisaie. She is full of love. She is full of incredible violence. She signs her name as a lowercase “a.” She hates pirates. Pirates love her. She decided that the proper use of her magical talents is to make a sword out of her own soul and hit people with it. She hates being mistaken for her brother. She still has the same hairstyle as him. She insulted Zenos so hard he had a mortifying brush with self-awareness. She is also still the size of a middle schooler. She can breathe underwater. She keeps jumping off high buildings. She reacts to being given a sword like she just got a birthday present. She was ready to straight-up kill Urianger when he pretended to betray the scions. She sculpted the worst porxie known to man. She used her rapier like a longsword until partway through Stormblood. She tries SO HARD to be cool. She would not shut up about us to Tesleen ever. She fistfought G’raha. She’s even gay.

my most Millennial trait is that i want big screen to think properly. to compose my thoughts. app exists for your thing but no website? bad bad bad not good for think, need big screen for think. i wrote this post on the small screen btw

[Image description: Susato Mikotoba adjusts the collar of her alter ego, Ryutaro Naruhodo, and says to him, "I'm grateful for the opportunities you give me, but I wish you didn't need to exist in the first place." /end ID]

the more time you spend in active recovery from any given self destructive behavior or addiction the more you understand the common conception of the "relapse" as defined by a broken "streak" to be, like, so bad for one's own well-being that it would be funny if it weren't resulting in just a lot of misery and death

I told my girlfriend to think of quitting vaping as training her endurance by seeing how long she can run before she gets tired, then doing it again and hoping to go further next time. She said it really helped her.

god + angels can't see into the bathroom but they do know when you bring your phone in there

you are suggesting that god is less powerful than apple

[ID: gif on the main post is John Barrowman attacking Oprah with lightning. Image in the reblog is a screenshot of tags: #do not loosen their curl pattern #do not make their nose smaller #do not make the lips lighter #do not make the skin grey #do not forget about the palm color #you need to learn how to color pick and use references #learn how lighting works on darker skin #learn how blood works with darker skin #learn your colors and how it works with skin #no it is not hard you are just no[t] commited and its hindering your skills as an artist #once you learn something in art you can usually apply it elsewhere in your work #draw black people right its not that hard]

image: youtube thumbnail. "I reached out to a cat in cat island... it gave me the cutes.." with thumbnail of a person petting a cat. end ID.

I'm reading a short story set in ancient Rome and one of the characters just said "Discord gnaw your entrails." That was an interesting mental image until my brain caught up and reminded me that no, those Romans did not have access to modern social media.

To turn off this feature in Discord, go to the Settings Menu, then select Advanced Setttings, then My Entrails, where you can adjust the Gnaw setting to your personal preference.