entertain my faith

i think some of you need to eat a slice of cheesecake and listen to ambient rain noises ten hours

i love when liberals are like “yes biden isnt going to be perfect” and the projected imperfections are like couping, sanctioning, and bombing the global south

Good morning everyone let’s keep it sexy and mindful

my singing voice is good for showers and mornings in the kitchen and drunken nights and lullabies for babies who need sleep and im okay with this

i think it’s silly to be ashamed of your art because it’s not in a museum and of your voice because it’s not selling out stadiums. there will always be people who enjoy and appreciate what you can do.

Idk why but this hit me really hard and I’ve been staring at it for a couple minutes.

good morning to people who are touch-starved, bitches who put their shit on sock-sock shoe-shoe, people who desperately need to get railed, everyone who is not making a new year’s resolution, people who don’t go to bed until after 12, all the bitches not getting kissed at midnight next week, people who cannot swim, and as always, bad bitches who wear glasses

me dad says that when he first went to go see mad max in theaters that it seemed very apocalyptic, ridiculously so, to see a character selling bottled water. the notion of selling it like that was outlandish. I think about that a lot and how such an idea has become normalized to the point where a new viewer wouldn't bat an eye at it today. I think a lot about that and to the extent that Nestle has gone to privatize this natural resource. it's a bit terrifying.

i love little kids that share too much information. today a girl came in with her mom to order food and i told her i liked her dress. she said “thanks my mom stole it from target”

i know this is dumb but i think that australia exists like?? the ocean is largely unexplored there could very well be a fallen empire and we havent found it yet

I MEANT ATLANTIS YOU ASSHOLES

Ready for some real fucked up facts? The first quarantine babies were being born last week

Why would u say that