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Everyone thinks that Soap likes older meanish women. Like we're talking 45-50 maybe. Which yeah I can see that. But you know who REALLY loves older mean women.
Kyle gaz Gerrick
You can't tell me that a pretty man like him doesn't attract all the cougars. Now he never dated one, but that doesn't mean he doesn't love all the attention yk.
( first time writing for our country boy. Don't remember much of him other than the fact I want him. Shortish btw. Enjoy!)
Picture it, merica, the Shadows base. It was just getting to be night time, the sun just barely there now. And that's when you're most active. Rummaging around for food, trinkets, whatever it is you feel like stealing for the night.
You sneak by a building, the big garage door still wide open for whatever reason. Peaking in, you see no one. Good.
Quietly you looked at the jeeps and other vehicles. Boring. Nothing interesting.
But that's when you looked at one of the work benches. There in all it's glory.
A Twinkie
Oh that got some happy noises out of ya.
Quickly walking up. You put the edge of the packaging in your mouth, carrying it there while you look at what else is on the table.
A wrench, playing cards ( you took the cards), some nuts and bolts ( you took those too).
" Hey! Watcha think you're doing?" You heard a drawl.
You quickly whipped your head in the direction of the voice. A man stood there, blonde hair, blue eyes. Stern looking.
Quickly running out of the garage, Twinkie in mouth, nuts and bolts clinking in your pocket. Oh but you didn't get far. One member of the shadow team somehow got in front of you.
So you did what possums do best.
You quickly fell and played dead.
"uh.. sir?-" the shadow looked at Graves who walked up to the scene.
(I never did an add on to the first one. So here's another lil thing :3)
It's been weeks. Long fucking weeks.
You'd think that a team of highly trained special force agents would be able to find a god damn cricket. But no. That wasn't the case at all. You were well hidden. Oh and to add another thing, they think it's a tiny lil cricket. Not a whole ass Hybrid that somehow broke into the base.
"I swore I heard it right here"
Kyle murmurs, searching the room.
"Anything yet sergeant Gaz?" Price spoke over a walkie. Yes, they are treating this like a mission.
"nothin yet Capt, me and Mactavish are still looking" Kyle spoke back.
Chirp
" for tha love of god! Show yourself!!" Johnny yelled in frustration.
A little further down from where Kyle and Johnny searched. Was Price and Simon.
"we do not stop until we find this terrorist" price grumbled out.
Twenty minutes.
Twenty fucking minutes of chirping every few minutes.
Until Simon walked into the kitchen, flipped on the lights and stopped dead in his tracks.
( someone mentioned this, I can't remember who or where but yeah! Very short)
Oh when you saw them getting ready to head out for a mission that'll hopefully be no longer than two weeks. Oh my god everyone would have thought you got shot the way you were howling and crying.
"NOOOOOO!!!!"
You dramatically sobbed. Tail tucked between your legs as your ears were back against your head.
"Don't leave meeee!!"
God you were tugging their heart strings. But they have a job to do! Price kept telling you that they'll be back as soon as they could!
"easy girl. It's just for a little-" Price tried to pet your head and explained but you quickly turned away
" ABANDONING MEEE" you howled out.
A handler was able to hold you by your leash as the boys went into the helicopter. Barley stopping you from biting Kyle's leg.
Two weeks went by. Looonnng days.
Everyone else at the base tries to help you. But you just kept whining and howling. Of course you did your best to offer emotional support. But to be honest you made the people who needed help, want to die even more with how sad you made them!
You were mopping around the lounge area, heavy sighing when you smelt the familiar cigar scent.
" there you are love" price voice cut through the silence.
Without even thinking. You perked up and ran right at the older man. Tackling him down as you licked his face
Of course the others weren't safe from your love and happiness.
You practically bounced all around them. Wagging your tail
" HI! HELLO! HI! YOU'RE BACK! DONT LEAVE ME AGAIN" oh lord they thought you would die from happiness.
The next week consists of you following them around everywhere. Sitting on prices lap as he did paper work, head on his shoulder. Sitting in front of Kyle on the couch, your head on his lap as he read to you. Running with soap when he trained. And even playing with your rope with Simon.
God forbid the next time they come home from a mission, looking weird. No smile. Just exhausted and gloomy. On a verge of a breakdown. God forbid you notice that Johnny never came back, Simon clutching Johnny's scarf in his hand.
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(lil continuation mehehe. Thank you guys for the love btw! She's not too dumb in this one)
It's been about two weeks since you first joined, thankfully you kind of calmed down. Not too much but enough that you're not fully terrorizing the boys instead of supporting them emotionally like you're supposed to do.
Well the boys wanted to try and see if you could be put to use for other things besides being an emotional support pup. So they set up a little training course for you. Basically telling you that it's a game of hide and seek
"alright luv. What we need you to do is get this scent"
Price held up a piece of clothing, Johnny's scarf.
" get his scent and find him love. This is the practice round"
You blinked up at Kyle and price, confused as to why Simon wasn't there but oh well!
You eagerly sniffed Johnny's scarf, Inhaling his natural musk and the cologne he wears that rubbed onto it. You kept sniffing it until it's clear. Then, you looked all around.
You're outside. By some trees.
You looked back at Kyle and price, the boys giving you a nod of encouragement. Then off you went, sniffing around the woods as you looked for the Scott.
"you got this love. Don't give up"
Kyle gave you soft praise, giving you the scarf for when you need to pick up the scent again.
Then finally. You perked up. Tail wagging a 100mph when you picked up Johnny's scent trail
" I can smell him!"
You gasped. Speeding up as you sniffed the air.
" of course you can, everyone can. He wears that god awful cologne" Kyle mumurs, earning a stern look from price.
Finally you stopped in front of a tree. Staring at it, confused.
He's not here? Slowly you walk around the tree. Seeing if he's on the other side. Nope.. nothing.
So you walk back around. It took you a good five minutes before you finally look up. Seeing Johnny on a tree branch.
" Johnny! Hi! I found you! Hi! Hi!"
You barked excitedly. Jumping up and down.
Now that the boys know that you can in fact sniff shit out. They brought you back inside, getting you ready for the real test.
" think you can handle it pup?" Johnny asked with a smile.
Then. That's when you see it. Simon's skull mask. Your favorite thing in the world to steal from Simon ( his backup pairs at least).
" now we won't help you, Kyle will follow close behind. Alright?" Price explained.
It took you thirty minutes before finding the big bastard, going through different rooms. Sniffing boxes. Momentarily getting distracted by finding an old rope toy you lost. But when you did find Simon. Lord.
Simon was sitting in a chair. Arms tied behind the chair alongside his ankles. The scene mocking as if he got kidnapped.
" Si! Si! Kyle I found Simon!" You beamed.
" good girl, now untie me love" Simon instructed. But you were just so happy to see him that you jumped on his lap. Licking and nuzzling his mask.
"no no love. The rope, get the rope!" Simon sighs.
You were just wiggling and crawling all over him that finally the chair fell backwards, causing you to fall off but quickly sit on your knees as you happily barked at Simon.
"bad ass dog" Simon sighed deeply, closing his eyes.
Thank god it wasn't a real kidnapping or else you would have gotten yourselves killed
(I wouldn't exactly call her a bimbo. But it's like that for dog hybrids where she's just low-key kinda dumb. Nothing in the head yk)
You're there mainly as the base's emotional support dog, but really it's like they're emotionally supporting you. When you first arrived, you were nothing but tongue out, happy panting and smiling. Nothing behind those eyes. The temporary handler had your leash on, practically getting dragged by you.
Price stood there, hands behind his back as he got ready to greet the new member. Expecting professional behavior from an emotional support dog. Nope. Instead he got jumped on.
"Hi! Hi! Hello! Hi!"
You panted right in his face before Giving him a long lick from his chin, up to his forehead. Tail going 100mph.
Then he had to lead you into the base, pain in the ass because you kept trying to follow everyone you see. Of course those who stopped to coo and pet you did not help your behavior at all.
The captain decided it would be better to get you alone, hopefully allowing you to calm down before he introduced you to the others. For twenty minutes it worked. You curled up at the tiny couch in his office. A heavy sigh left from you as you began closing your eyes. Until..
Knock..
Knock..
"capt? You in there? Need you to look at some papers-"
Kyle. Oh poor Kyle. He came in holding the papers. And within a blink of an eye they were flying everywhere. Kyle was on the ground. You on top of him wagging your tail and licking his fsce
" Hi! Hello! Hi!"
You pant.
" get off the sergeant girl"
Price grumbled tiredly.
You huffed before prancing back to the couch. Sitting down but tail still wagging. Poor Kyle was dazed and confused.
" She's our emotional support??"
Kyle asked flabbergasted, picking up his papers and giving it to Price.
" show her to Johnny and Simon. "
Price ordered.
Kyle looked nervous but shrugged. You couldn't be that bad right?
Wrong.
"GET AWAY FROM MA CROTCH"
Johnny jumped. You nose deep getting his scent as you were on your knees. Tail wagging, you panting.
Then you ran up Simon. Who was just trying to sit and relax. Instantly cobbing his mask... Then trying to take his mask off. Like a game of tug of war. Playful grows as Simon fights for his life.
(not squirrel secretary related. Also just a blurb)
Simon Riley who finds himself taking care of injured you. Never in a million years did he think he'd have a pet squirrel. A dog maybe. But not a tiny critter.
But the injury is his fault, he felt guilty if he just left you laying there and whimpering.
Simon was on base, hearing something scurry around outside. So being the military man that he is, went to investigate. Only to turn the corner and make eye contact with you, little you who was just trying to find something to eat.
Seconds went by before you scurry off. You know how squirrels kind of run around going nowhere and everywhere. Yeah that was you. Then you tried to climb a tree as Simon walked after you. Only for you to slip and fall.. landing like Peter Griffin. Face down just whimpering and twitching.
Simon mentally sighed and shook his head.
"dumbass"
He tells himself that he doesn't care much about you, that he'll get rid of you as soon as you heal. But cue to a few weeks later where all you have are lil scratches now. Playing and scurrying around Simon's room as he brings in a lil snack for you.
Low-key thinking about writing a sheep reader with one of the 141 boys being a herding dawg. When I get motivated that is. Ya girl be slacking but in my defense. I'm getting an education while trying TO FIND A GOD DMAN JOB
New to the farm reader who's been misbehaving despite it being her first three hours there.
Honestly you were cheap and had pretty wool, thats why the farmer got you despite the warning of your previous farmer.
The farmer was trying to lead you by the rope to guide you to your stall when you just kept thrashing and pulling against it. Huffing and bleating, stomping your foot.
"Come on girl" The farmer pleads
"Behave"
You did not. matter of fact. You slipped out of the lead, instantly running away from the stalls and down the field. Other sheep watching you, knowing what will happen next.
"Kyle! go get our new sheep!" The farmer called out.
Within a second, a border collie came sprinting down from the porch of the house. Dashing right at ya.
One second your free, the next you're getting tackled with a surprised
"Baa?!"
"Gotcha love." Kyle huffs. getting off of you and making sure you got up too.
Herding you back by gently nipping ya, even head butting a bit.
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Low-key thinking about writing a sheep reader with one of the 141 boys being a herding dawg. When I get motivated that is. Ya girl be slacking but in my defense. I'm getting an education while trying TO FIND A GOD DMAN JOB
Not sure if you're taking requests rn, but if you are;
Would you mayhaps want to do a continuation of motherly bear!reader? Just her not relenting and wanting to take care of them. Maybe price just letting her becuse it's still hibernation period, he's tired and hey, that woman's cooking is really good. Then hibernation period ends and price thinks more clearly. But he sees how reader has been taking care of his pack, well it wouldn't be bad to have her be a permanent addition to it... and he thinks she's pretty cute too
That's my idea but all is good if you want to change anything or go in a different direction entirely. And if you're not taking requests then sorry and just feel free to ignore this. Anyway, hope you have a nice day!
(Sorry for answering late! I always take request, the only issue is when I'll see it and how long it'll take for me to be able to respond lmao. I read back to refresh my mind with the fit and so hopefully this is to your liking! def a bit sloppy at the end mwah)
Bear! Reader x wild!141 pt 2ish
Price was so confused. One second he was ready to fight you for Kyle back, the next you're pulling at him to sit down at the table with Kyle. Which by the way looks like a soggy baby bird (think of that one god awful wet owl pic) with how much you were grooming him. Price did try to resist you, but gave up. How did such a small bear get so much strength, especially during hibernation season? Plus, he was hungry which means John and Simon are also hungry.
Price grumbled something about not getting used to bossing him around, seeing the rest of his boys join him at this cute wooden round table. Though you just ignored him and his grumbles, focusing on the pot of fish stew and rice. Serving up four big bowls for your new guest. One bowl infant of the owl, which he happily started eating, one infant of the coyote, whom sniffed it and started chowing down. One infront of the cougar who just narrowed his eyes at you, until you grumbled at him. to which Simon looked at price, which he just nodded his head towards the bowl. Then finally to price, who had his arms crossed. Giving you a look that says ' don't get cocky'. Too late.
Oh you watched thee boys chow down like a proud mama bear. Feeling your heart swell at the thought of keeping these boys fed. Your boys fed. Proudly taking the empty bowls back to wash them.
".. Well, thank you.. I suppose"
Price said, as if still conflicted with the whole situation.
"but we ought to be leaving"
the way you whipped around, as if told your husband died in war.
"Leaving?!'
you gasped. looking out the window, watching it snow.
" oh no no! you boys will freeze to death out there. Is that what you want? to die?!"
A bit dramatic maybe, but still. These are you men now. You went on about the danger of the woods at night, especially during harsh weather. As if they don't know it.
"We can handle ourselves" Simon finally spoke, his tail flickering a bit. Getting up when the other three did.
You quickly put your hand on Kyles shoulder, shoving him back down to sit on the chair. Earning s confused squawk when you did so.
"you certainly can not!" you exclaimed
"you boys are far too skinny for the cold. Not to mention how easy. it was for me to take this precious bird!" You exclaimed.
God this started a back and forth with you and Price. Him arguing that it'll be fine and to let them go, telling Kyle to stand up. But each time Kyle stood, you pushed him back down. Arguing as to why they can't go.
"Kyle up." Price demanded
" No love sit" you pushed him back down. Lord poor thing probably got shaken bird syndrome by now.
"actually, I think we should stay" Johnny said.
The coyote looked sheepish when his pack looked at him in shock and confusion. You looking at him smugly. Price rubbed him eyes and sighed, getting tired of everything.
"I mean, It is snowing harshly, and we haven't eaten properly until now. Just makes since to stay here until its safe to do so" The Scottish man explained, his tail wagging nervously.
Then you heard Simon sigh, shaking his head.
" Johnny got a point. Would be suicide even with the four of us together." Simon mentioned, crossing his arms.
Price mouth dropped a bit, not believing what he was hearing. They just met this bear, she forced them to eat and now they want to stay?! The black bear looked at Kyle, begging him to be smart. Instead the owl just shrug.
Price groans in defeat. Throwing his hands up with an ' I give up'.
The biggest smile on your face with your little tail wagging. Mama bear plan is a go!
You quickly herd them into your living room. fluffing up the couch pillows and guiding Simon to lay down, putting the couch blanket over the giant cat. The others just watched as you prance around getting pillows and blankets, as if the world would end if you didn't. Kyle and price got the two recliners. Leaving just Johnny left, tilting his head as if asking ' where will I sleep?'. You pondered for a moment before you got an idea. leading him to your bedroom and putting pillows down on the ottoman infant of your bed. It was bed and cushioned enough to be slept on. He curled up and went right to sleep.
The weather didn't let up till the end of hibernation season really. Over the past three or four weeks you would cook the boys food, way too much food. but you saw the proper amount of fluff they should have during this time. It took a long time to get their trust. Kyle being the first, then Johnny (you would pet behind his ears), even Simons! With you getting the three boys trust, Price had no reason but to trust you. Hell you woke up some nights to one or two of the boys in your bed, sleeping like they never slept before.
This morning they woke up, but something was odd. you weren't there.
"What do you mean we lost her?" Simon sighed
"We can't find the bloody lass thats what I mean you big pussy!" Johnny barked. Kyle quickly stepping in before the two got into a cat and dog fight. This was the moment when Price realized he truly cared about you. His heart pounding a bit knowing that you're outside in the thick snow, possibly heart.
" I'll look for her" he grumbled out, as if trying to be calm and not worried like the other.
"won't do. We can't have two bears missing cap." Kyle crossed his arms and sighed.
" What do you expect me to do?!" Price growled. "wait around for her to come back?-"
Just then, you appeared through the front door, covered in blood. not yours no. But deer blood as you dragged in a big buck. Beaming at the fact that you'll feed your boys well today.
You beamed at them, then tilted your head In confusion when you saw their faces.
"what?" you asked, dragging the deer into the open kitchen.
"we fuckin thought you were dead thats what!" Price glared. marching up to you. The bear began scolding you about going out alone, about not telling them. and admit this, he stopped. Price realized what has to be done. Looking back he looked at his pack, the four making an agreement.
Youre part of their pack now. To be safe and protected.
Hi sorry to bother you but may I request a big dog’s hybrid 141 x fem show small dog reader I love your writing and you don’t have to do this if you’re not comfortable with it and I understand your reasoning again sorry for bothering you
(what a great idea! and don't worry, not bothering me at all. I just suck at updating my page lmao. hopefully this is good for y'all)
Show dog reader x 141 dog hybrid
Fame, luxury and money. That's all you know and what you're known for as an American cocker spaniel hybrid. Other contestants envy you, humans adore you, people want to be with you or be you. Maybe both, who knows and god knows you don't care. How can you care when you're currently in a warm bath with expensive candles lighting the atmosphere with it soft cashmere scent.
Your owner, an older rich lady named Elvira, gave you only the nicest things. Perfume imported from France, High end shampoos. God you loved her and her lifestyle. Speaking of which, one of her butler came in, towel ready in hand as he helped you up and out of the tub.
"Lets get you ready for your show mistress"
Putting the towel around your head and your robe on, leading you to your room which is far too big for a small dog like you. That just means more stuff for you to enjoy.
After two hours of getting ready and dressed, and another thirty minutes driving to the place. You arrived at the show, walking in behind your owner on a lash. Everyone locked onto you, knowing that once you arrive, you never leave without a trophy. God its such a great feeling.
Lining up with the other small dogs to be judged, you looked around at the normal show goers. There's Juliet a miniature poodle hybrid, sweet dog she is. Sapphire a Maltese dog, jealous fucker she is. Of course more others you recognize until you look in the far back. Tilting you head you think and observe. A tall cane cross with a spiked collar and muzzle, getting a glimpse of the collar that says 'Ghost'. Next to him is some loud Scottish Deerhound, blabbering about god knows what with a silly haircut.
"soap knock it off." Ghost growled.
Soap? Jesus poor guy never had a chance with that name.
The twos attention turned to a Doberman updating them about something, the doberman doesn't have a cropped tail surprisingly. The most you noticed in a small chunk of the tip of his ear missing. despite that he still looks well groomed.
"aye you two are no fun." Soap huffed, crossing his arms.
" relax" the doberman rolled his eyes, causing soap to mutter something about 'tight ass gaz'.
The three start bickering, you sweat the cane cross is about to jump until a low sharp growl stopped them in place. causing the three dogs to lower their head a bit. An English mastiff with a collar reading 'Price'. Probably the most normal name out of the group.
You wished you could keep looking at the boys getting scolded, but once you heard your name being brought up, you knew what you had to do. Strut around, look all pretty and bash your eyelashes. Give the judges the works, melt their hearts. This went on for a few minutes before you pranced back to your spot in line next to your owner Elvira, the older lady whispering a praise in your ear causing your tail to wag just a tiny bit.
To no one surprise, you won first place for the fifth year in a row. Proudly showing off your pink sash and the high of winning.
"Hun come here, I want you to meet some fine folk!" You heard your owner call out. Walking up that's when you see the pack of dogs that were bickering earlier, now on their best behavior of course. Their eyes locked onto you, causing you to let out a few anxious wag of your tail.
"Their bark is worse than their bite, relax' Elvira chuckled, before excusing herself to talk to the other owners.
You craned your head up at the massive four, gulping a bit before Price chuckled.
"congratulations Luv" He hummed out, eyes scanning over you, soon introducing his pack. Thankfully the names on their collars were just nicknames, odd ones but still. Quickly you learned how energetic Soap can be, his tail wagging like a mad man as he pounced forward and asking you a million questions.
"How long have ya been in the show field?!"
"Oh well about five yea-"
"Have you always won't first place?!"
"So far-"
"Ever been with a big stro-"
Suddenly the Scott yelped when Ghost whacked him upside the head, causing him to grumble and back off.
"forgive him, he should be the one wearing a muzzle" Gaz rubbed his eyes before giving you a soft smile. His tail wagging softly
"you were great out there, enchanting really" He praised.
After a bit of talking Price announced that they had to get ready.
"ready? you asked, tilting your head.
"we're not just here to admire pretty ladies" Price smirked before turning his attention to Ghost
"This one here for competition" Price pats ghost shoulder as they start to walk off.
Shocked, you blinked. You expected Gaz or even Soap to be in it. But not the giant dog with a muzzle with looks that can kill. Why is he even in a muzzle? Lord you have so many questions.
i adoreee your hybrid fics, especially pig reader.
how do you feel about other ppl writing for pig reader inspired by your work? it's really inspired me but i wanna know if that's something you're comfy with!
I am so sorry that I'm getting back to you so late! I don't mind if you or anyone else wish to write something inspired by my work! I find it flattering and would love to see what you guys will write
( ofc! Once again sorry for being so late. Rn I'ma do some lil facts and blurbs of squirrel Secretary. Simple and short)
Squirrel hybrid blurbs !
Of course with you being a squirrel, no one is shocked when you often bring in nut related treats. Its the amount of nut related things you can make.
Cookies, pies, breads, mixes, even in your salad. As soon as Soap catches anything but related in the air, the wolf knows you're nearby.
Gaz would even bring you in some nuts and your favorite treats when he knows you had a bad day. When he'll stretch his wings out and fly around the base and between trees, he scouts which tree has the best acorn and tells you about it.
"aye, the trees by the outdoor track. Good healthy shit there"
He'll whisper to you passing by, as if it's some top secret information.
Now between you and Price, it's a bit different. You always do things for him with paperwork, tea all that stuff.
So when the big furry fucker noticed you shivering a tiny bit one cold day, he gave you his jacket. Its big, warm and he has his own fur to help with the cold. The bear knew a lil thing like ya needed the extra help.
Y'all take care of each other, it may look small but to you it's everything
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I won't be able to post as much for a while, but I'll still try my best to update and respond to everyone. I want to thank y'all for the understanding while i was dealing with college work and such, shit is draining.
Hii, hope ure doing well. I was wondering about Mantis!reader and the boys learning abt Mantises mating rituals, is that smth? Idk but it soynds interesting! It's all up to you🖤
(Of course! I know you sent this months ago and omg I'm so sorry, I'm just now somewhat free to write! I'm also a bit sloppy again so forgive me </3. Also, it's up to yall in this lil thing if the boys are insect or human.)
Mantis! Reader and 141 boys
I know I write about secretaries a lot in these little blurbs, buuuuut... secretary mantis reader, because mantis give off secretary vibes.
Now the boys don't really have much time to sit around and talk with everyone in their building, half the time they're off fighting shit or training. The only one who has really talked to you in some way was price, since you relay messages from Laswell to him. But even so, it wasn't anything much.
With the once in a blue moon happening, all 141 boys were off for a couple of days from missions. Just the simple training and paperwork.
Cue to you carrying said folders of papers, God the endless amount of papers and reports to bring to Price. You're walking as fast as you can when WHAM! you run into someone!! papers are flying and slowly fluttering down as you sit up and processed what just happened.
"shit love, are you alright?!"
looking up you saw Gaz crouching down to help with gathering your papers. You couldn't help but squint your eyes at him, shoveling all the papers back in your arms
"Woah there, dont bite my head off!" he joked, clearly poking fun at you being a lil mantis hybrid, but light heartedly.
You couldn't help but bare your mandibles to the pretty face sergeant, standing up and quickly heading to Prices office to deliver the papers.
It just slowly spirals from there with the mantis jokes or puns. You can't lie, some of them are funny but it gets to the point. your breaking point was when Soap found it funny to comment on your size, calling you short for a mantis. (Assuming your female, if not then your still short for a male mantis.)
Cue to now, all the boys in prices office, you behind the desk instead of the captain himself as the four boys were awkwardly sitting and standing around, wishing to be anywhere else but here.
"Don't look so awkward now!" you scolded them as if you were their mother.
Your wide eyes narrowed at them, your arms crossing as your mandibles flickered.
"You all thought it was so funny to make jokes! so now its mantis sex ed."
You cleared your thought. starting to go on about your species mating act and such/
" No, the female mantis doesn't always bite off their mates' head! one, that's rare unless the female is starving with little food and there's a low chance if they're out in the wild!"
you squint your eyes at Gaz
"no we do not bite humans, no I don't thirst for man blood and no I don't just sit around and eat other hybrids! that's illegal. "
clearing your throat, you soon relaxed. A small smile on your face as you looked at their guilty expression. Price being the only one not so guilty as he doesn't have time to mess around, but you still roped him in.
"Much like birds, the males will show himself off to the female. gently touching our antennae or whatever else to see if the lady wants to mate. If accepted, they can mate for hours"
you heard price groan but ignore him.
"The females release a pheromone to signal she is ready to mate. Now are we clear!?"
a chorus of strained 'yes ma'am/sir' rung out.
you thought you got through to the boys! so you left all happy.
It wasn't until a few days later that you caught soap flexing by you with a goofy smile.
"The hell are you doing "
You sighed out, crossing your arms and turning to him in your office chair.
"Don't like the display?" Soap wiggled his eyebrows.
It took you a bit but then it hit you... he was jokingly playing the part of a male mantis and 'courting' you. With a groan you picked up your pen and threw it at him.
