sweet as peach tea

shoutout to whoever stole my amazon package containing nothing but a single pair of shoelaces.

they should invent a high ponytail that doesn’t give me a headache and they should invent a low ponytail that doesn’t make me look like a miller’s apprentice going off to enlist in the continental army

guy working on an artwork they knew would push them technically: what the hell why do i keep doing this wrong. am i haunted by malevolent spirits and such

things used to be $5

Need head from a broad with acid reflux. Make it sizzle princess

how does tumblr think they can possibly police the content on this website

how to keep going for beginners

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it’s monday i’m in the labyrinth

it’s tuesday i’m in the evil lab

it’s wednesday i’m in the time loop

it’s thursday i’m in the medieval torture apparatus

🌸it’s friday i’m in love🌸

my #radiantworm

you can post on tumblr even when you're trying to take a break from social media it literally doesn't count. it's like pepsi max, or pescatarianism