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i’m not forcing shit, value me or miss me.

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do you know how cute i would be if i had more money
abs are cancelled. we all about soft tummies now
Apps To Kill Time On
Keep seeing some posts circulating about popular websites and wanted to make a version for apps.
These are apps I’m way too addicted to. Am I missing any?
P.S. I’m on an iPhone so these are iPhone apps, but probably have an Android version too.
Edit: Sorry for all the time I’ve taken away from your life
Commaful - popular fanfiction, story, and poetry community 👑
Bettr - the reason my friends are jealous of my Insta
Sweatcoin - get paid to walk
Tiktok - coolest videos on the internet (top 10 app in the world)
Spellbound - addictive horror 👻 and romance stories
Helix Jump - legit the most addicting game on my phone
Calm - Award-winning app for meditation and sleeping better
Tenkyu - tilt your phone and watch the relaxing magic happen
Slime Road - bet you can’t hit the bullseye ⚾️
Hempire - become a plant mogul
Dune! - Ride the sand dunes like a baller!! so much fun
Hotspot Shield - free proxy/VPN to bypass school filters
Betternet - free proxy VPN, like Hotspot, try both and see which you prefer
Terrarium - build the ultimate garden empire
Golf Orbit - ever played golf on mars?
Sling Drift - beep beep - level 70 is insane 🚗
1Q - get paid to answer simple questions
Bee Factory - become a honey tycoon
Wind Rider - fly through a city in a wing suit
Spill it - drop balls and break glass
Fire Balls - shoot balls at obstacles. gets pretty hard
Paper - can you conquer all the territory and win?
Two Dots - a fun puzzle game. easy time killer
Planet Bomber - let’s nuke some planets
Ice Racing - race down a mountain at record speeds
Splashy - bounce the ball accurately to survive. requires focus
Snakes Vs. Blocks - even more fun than the original snake hehe
Twenty48 Solitaire - best toilet game
Knock Balls - shoot down blocks with a canon - surprisingly relaxing
Wishbone - fun game for comparing stuff like hair, celebs, sports
Hole - fuck up a city muahaha
Dosh - get paid to shop
Yarn - stories that are seriously creepy af
You’re welcome 😉
Ominous positivity
You will be okay. You have no choice.

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wear a different perfume when you commit murder fuckin amateurs
also wear shoes that aren’t your actual size and use gloves if you have to touch anything
what the hell is this here? A how-to-commit-the-perfect-crime??
Wear a wig. Contact lenses . Change your accent . Change Hand when writing . Layer up to make you look big if your small n vice versa . Contour the hell outta your face.
Get your car interior thoroughly washed, then purposely dirty it up again.
Also use an icicle for the weapon because it melts away Buy a ticket to a show and tell as many people / post it on social media that u went to the show
Y'all suspect af😂
*adds 363,462 more people to list of that I will fuck never with*
Make sure you set up a solid alibi Pay for everything in cash
Or, for those of you who’ve read Roald Dahl’s Lamb to the Slaughter, feed the murder weapon to the police
Bodies should be buried vertically, not horizontally, to avoid the appearance of a grave. If you choose to dismember the body instead of bury it whole don’t forget to take a lighter or bottle of lye to the fingertips until charred or melted away, and use bleach on every surface that may have come in contact with blood splatter.
Also, don’t fucking brag about it later Jesus wept.
all this info is good for writing
but for actual real life, no one on tumblr has enough energy to get out of bed
ain’t no body on this website is gonna murder anyone
Make friends with a pig farmer. A full grown nursing sow can eat an entire human body, bones and all, in about 6 hours.
Shit that last one is more helpful than I wanted it to be, I’ll never look at pigs the same
Reblogging for *educational* purposes :)
This post is legendary and I’m so glad I found it. I love all the advice. Except the icicle. That’s technically impossible. Use a disposable knife instead and break the handle.
use a glass knife with wooden handle for ultimate wounding. its gonna leave a severe fucking wound and u can burn the wood and melt down the glass if it doesnt shatter inside the victim.
Thomas what did i tell you about making suspiious posts?
I love learning.
IT’S ON MY DASH I REPEAT IT’S ON MY DASH.
ON MY DASH
Also bury the body deeper than six feet, so it can’t be washed up or smelled by hounds. Yes, that may mean you dig a 12 foot deep grave. Guess what? Murder is work.
me: I promise I won’t get political…
me, after 3 drinks:
normalizá tu cuerpo. acné, estrías, celulitis, rollitos, canas, arrugas, pelitos en el cuerpo: todo eso es normal. normalizá tu cuerpo y dejá de odiarlo y de tenerle miedo.
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whenever i try and make an astute observation
No offense but I hate it when people sit down next to me to smoke…like sweetie…I was here breathin…
same but with offense

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Are fedoras really that bad?
YES YES THEY ARE
voidethered:
ask-omnipony:
I don’t really believe this mumbo jumbo
I mean it’s a goddamn hat.
Right..?
The white rose, it symbolizes the unique beauty of all the women who wish not to be with a nice guy such as myse-
I wonder if this works with other kinds of hat…
Nothing ventured, nothing gained…
WHEEEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THAT’S AMORREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Men of Tumblr are my favorite kind of people…
wait, does that mean?
oh boy…….
Luckily, this nonsense doesn’t work on girls.
Observe…
IT’S GOTTEN BETTER!
This post is immaculate
It can’t be true.
And it can’t possibly work on motorcycle helmets.
I must test it.
Nothing happening so far…
HOLY SHIT IT WORKS
What in the world?
Oh why not? This should be interesting.
Here we go!
Were all mad here in Underland!
What the hell! Never Again!
… Actually …
One more time.
Alright, I gotta try this!
Can’t be that bad!
….
…oh my god…
ask-gmodsfmrocks:
LOL
This just gets better and better
This is one of my favourite things to look at
holy shit this stuff is back
The Gravity Falls one though
i wonder if it works for flower crowns?
here goes nothin-
w HAT THE
DID I JUST-
WHAT THE FUCK
Okay Clearly something is up.
Hmm… I wonder
I’m sure nothing could possibly…
HOLY SHIT
IT GOT BETTER
I HAVE BEEN SEARCHING SO LONG FOR THIS POST OH MY GOD!!!
I wonder what happens when you wear 8 of these at once…
Never not reblog
IT’S ON MY DASH. ACTUALLY ON MY DASH.