When Your Brain Just Says: FUCK YOU!

Starbucks sounds more like a strip club when you think about it.

In “The Land Before Time”, I just realized “Cera” is a triCERAtop. I’m 28.

It would be cool if after you died you could see the top 5 times you almost died

Whenever a commercial says, “Real people. Not actors.” I’m 100% convinced the people are, in fact, actors.

I remember years ago when it used to be a special day when Achievement Hunter uploaded a video that was over 10 minutes long and now we are blessed with 2+ hours of uno and podcasts

In 99% of cases I will actually go out of my way to avoid a particular company/product if I’m continuously bombarded with their ads on social media.

A calendar doesn’t actually tell you what day it is. It just gives you a list of options to choose from.